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Did y'all know the My Pillow guy was a crackhead?


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1 hour ago, Athena 92 said:

I've seen his commercial about it a bunch of times. He says he used math to prove god exists and I kinda want to see what that's all about.

It's probably one of those "HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE NUMBER OF FLOWER PETALS" weirdo arguments

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2 hours ago, Athena 92 said:

I've seen his commercial about it a bunch of times. He says he used math to prove god exists and I kinda want to see what that's all about.

.... just math ...

....... and maybe just a liiiiiiitle crack? 

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2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lmao that's hilarious

Lol.  Not really.

The thing about crackheads is they're always trying to run some kind of scheme.  Take the crack away, and the schemes are all that's left.   Thanks to the stupidest leader of the free world and a whole bunch of his degenerate easily conned supporters, ready to shell out for his book, he can start his bogus "recovery" network and at once justify that need to be in control while pretending he's completed his rebirth.

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3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

It's probably one of those "HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE NUMBER OF FLOWER PETALS" weirdo arguments

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Are you telling me you don't believe in intelligent design?

Bruv...

Smh

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I mean the name kinda sounds like something a crackhead that sells their body would come up with. 
Patent Clerk - So what do you call this?

Crackhead - My Pillow!

Clerk - Yes...It's yours, what's it called though. 

Crackhead - It's Mine! My Pillow! I~Its the only way I can sleep, ITS My Pillow! (scratches scabs on face) 

Clerk - I'll just put that down...

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So....Are they any good....I have a fantastic pillow, but I have no idea where I bought/stole it from.

I have a gang of other pillows but they range between meh and "better than a stuffed animal".  This one pollow is godly and I have searched for another like it.

Beauty rest, memory foam....I mean basically everything he said in the vid is true.  I may actually be falling for a sales pitch....I wanna know more.

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9 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Lol.  Not really.

The thing about crackheads is they're always trying to run some kind of scheme.  Take the crack away, and the schemes are all that's left.   Thanks to the stupidest leader of the free world and a whole bunch of his degenerate easily conned supporters, ready to shell out for his book, he can start his bogus "recovery" network and at once justify that need to be in control while pretending he's completed his rebirth.

Never thought of it like that. Mother fucker is a Hitler pillow pusher

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8 hours ago, cyberbully said:

So....Are they any good....I have a fantastic pillow, but I have no idea where I bought/stole it from.

I have a gang of other pillows but they range between meh and "better than a stuffed animal".  This one pollow is godly and I have searched for another like it.

Beauty rest, memory foam....I mean basically everything he said in the vid is true.  I may actually be falling for a sales pitch....I wanna know more.

Bro just go to mypillow.com and cop that shit

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9 hours ago, TrylSyz said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Are you telling me you don't believe in intelligent design?

Bruv...

Smh

I do mate but just because there happens to be complex shit doesn't mean there's an invisible man in the sky that made that complex shit.

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On 5/18/2020 at 1:04 AM, cyberbully said:

pollow

when I was in 5th grade I made it into a spelling bee. they did a practice round and in my anxiety and fixating in the end of the word, this is how I spelled pillow on stage in front of the people.

then in the first real round I spelled the wrong vain/vein/vane and got disqualified and I felt bad

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52 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

when I was in 5th grade I made it into a spelling bee. they did a practice round and in my anxiety and fixating in the end of the word, this is how I spelled pillow on stage in front of the people.

then in the first real round I spelled the wrong vain/vein/vane and got disqualified and I felt bad

My daughter used to call he pillow Pollow.....

So I stand by it even though I just saw this.

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Imagine the guy who is flipping through channels at three in the morning, when suddenly the crackhead he fucked in a Texaco bathroom back in '92 is telling him about the wonders of his patented fill while gently cradling a pillow like it was his lover....imagine that guy....what does he look like? is he married? what's his financial situation? does he tell someone or keep it to himself? 

 

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13 minutes ago, Mix said:

Imagine the guy who is flipping through channels at three in the morning, when suddenly the crackhead he fucked in a Texaco bathroom back in '92 is telling him about the wonders of his patented fill while gently cradling a pillow like it was his lover....imagine that guy....what does he look like? is he married? what's his financial situation? does he tell someone or keep it to himself? 

 

Imagine if this was all is idea that he spilled while lighting the glass dick with the guy and now he can't sue because who believes a crackhead.

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On 5/17/2020 at 9:26 PM, TrylSyz said:

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Are you telling me you don't believe in intelligent design?

Bruv...

Smh

Do you have any idea how many useless organs and features we have? How many parasites, diseases and viruses we are host to? Only a megalomaniac on crack could be responsible if intelligent design is how things went down, which isn't in holding with the benevolent loving god people always flap their jabbers about. Sorry, dude. There are too many holes in that hypothesis, and it doesn't qualify as a full fledged functioning theory. Some creationists get a gold star for actually caring, but dayum....

 

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48 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Do you have any idea how many useless organs and features we have? How many parasites, diseases and viruses we are host to? Only a megalomaniac on crack could be responsible if intelligent design is how things went down, which isn't in holding with the benevolent loving god people always flap their jabbers about. Sorry, dude. There are too many holes in that hypothesis, and it doesn't qualify as a full fledged functioning theory. Some creationists get a gold star for actually caring, but dayum....

 

Are you saying you don't think any planning went in to creation?

It just... happened?

Lolkay

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1 hour ago, Lasty said:

Do you have any idea how many useless organs and features we have? How many parasites, diseases and viruses we are host to? Only a megalomaniac on crack could be responsible if intelligent design is how things went down, which isn't in holding with the benevolent loving god people always flap their jabbers about. Sorry, dude. There are too many holes in that hypothesis, and it doesn't qualify as a full fledged functioning theory. Some creationists get a gold star for actually caring, but dayum....

 

You're very special

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10 hours ago, Lasty said:

Do you have any idea how many useless organs and features we have? How many parasites, diseases and viruses we are host to? Only a megalomaniac on crack could be responsible if intelligent design is how things went down, which isn't in holding with the benevolent loving god people always flap their jabbers about. Sorry, dude. There are too many holes in that hypothesis, and it doesn't qualify as a full fledged functioning theory. Some creationists get a gold star for actually caring, but dayum....

 

>.>

evolution ....?

population control ....?

 

I feel like these are the answers to some of your questions. 

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

>.>

evolution ....?

population control ....?

 

I feel like these are the answers to some of your questions. 

Population control is a trait our environments have selected for in the process of evolution. Species that didn't have built in population controls over-populated their environments, depleted their resources and went extinct. It's why people are so gay, there are too many of us. ^__^

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11 hours ago, TrylSyz said:

Are you saying you don't think any planning went in to creation?

It just... happened?

Lolkay

Yes, reality as we know it was an accident. If a creator has to be responsible for a thing that exists, who created the creator? Who created that creator? Ad-infinitum...  It's a projection of human behavior. In our experience, we create and make things, and this is how the things we make use of come into being, but that doesn't mean the entire universe exists for the same reason. In dark ages, it made sense to develop an evolutionary behavioral adaptation to "have faith" no matter how much evidence indicated that everyone was going to flipping die horribly and society would collapse. It was a placebo that got us through at the time. Now that things are much better we have a problem with that adaptation because we need to examine and react to actual evidence to prevent those types of disasters in the future. Sorry to be blunt, but it's a fuckin retarded line of reasoning that's holding humanity back. Like, literal mental retardation....

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29 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Yes, reality as we know it was an accident. If a creator has to be responsible for a thing that exists, who created the creator? Who created that creator? Ad-infinitum...  It's a projection of human behavior. In our experience, we create and make things, and this is how the things we make use of come into being, but that doesn't mean the entire universe exists for the same reason. In dark ages, it made sense to develop an evolutionary behavioral adaptation to "have faith" no matter how much evidence indicated that everyone was going to flipping die horribly and society would collapse. It was a placebo that got us through at the time. Now that things are much better we have a problem with that adaptation because we need to examine and react to actual evidence to prevent those types of disasters in the future. Sorry to be blunt, but it's a fuckin retarded line of reasoning that's holding humanity back. Like, literal mental retardation....

Lol

Whatever you say Mr. Knowitall

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On 5/17/2020 at 7:44 PM, That_One_Guy said:

And he was selling his body for crack?

I didn't but he wrote a book about it. So fucking weird.

Apparently, two of his dealers showed up to his intervention - to support the process.

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