HardcoreHunter Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 If it were me, I'd have bought an FBI hat "federal boob Inspector" and begun investigating. 1
Vamped Posted April 10, 2020 Author Posted April 10, 2020 5 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: If it were me, I'd have bought an FBI hat "federal boob Inspector" and begun investigating. well ... this is why you aren't on the committee 1
Vamped Posted April 10, 2020 Author Posted April 10, 2020 9 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Pretty comfortable. If fucking is gonna happen, it’s gonna happen. I don’t really care where. Location is irrelevant, as long as it doesn’t result in arrest. I have a few more minimum conditions that need to be met
Gina Szanboti Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 13 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: in hindsight, it probably wasn't one of my better decisions but hey. i didn't get caught called out. FTFY. I find it hilarious that even now you still think they didn't know. Everyone seems to think their parents were never horny teenagers. smh 1
Lasty Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) On 4/8/2020 at 7:17 PM, Vamped said: No one has stepped forward to claim the discarded boob holsters yet. Ive worn sports bra until literally this year so its definitely not mine from before my boobs grew and my mom and sister have had tits galore since forever. The cups are way too small to belong to them. >.> I suspected maybe my brothers girlfriend but I didnt wanna just be like YO DOES THE BRA LOOK FAMILIAR?! Ya girl forgot she had a bra on when she came over? This is what we do now at moms house? Mom's out, tits out?! .... at like 4 in the morning. Last time something like this happened it was a pair of foreign panties ... that did not go well. Couldnt pin that one on me because everybody knows I only wear panties for grannies XD If you also found panties once before, it's plausible they're doing it in your room to throw someone off their trail. Leave a hidden recording device in there. Edited April 10, 2020 by Lasty
Vamped Posted April 10, 2020 Author Posted April 10, 2020 Just now, Lasty said: If you also found panties once before, it's plausible they're doing it in your room to throw someone off their trail. Leave a hidden recording device in there. Didn't find the underwear in my room. I told you, there's no way they could pin that one on me
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said: FTFY. I find it hilarious that even now you still think they didn't know. Everyone seems to think their parents were never horny teenagers. smh The reason I don't think they did is because while her mom might not have said anything her dad definitely was not the kind of person to not say anything if he noticed. The only person who ever noticed us, to my knowledge, was that one cop when we were behind an abandoned Circuit City Edited April 10, 2020 by Naraku4656
Raptorpat Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 15 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: in hindsight, it probably wasn't one of my better decisions but hey. i didn't get caught they def knew teens are not smart
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2020 Posted April 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: they def knew teens are not smart Hey I was smart enough not to make any permanent mistakes.
lupin_bebop Posted April 11, 2020 Posted April 11, 2020 14 hours ago, Vamped said: I have a few more minimum conditions that need to be met I don't. I've been blown in a car before. Hell, even made the car shake involuntarily (no, not from humping) before.
Distortedreasoning Posted April 11, 2020 Posted April 11, 2020 i thought you had this one figured out guess im needed on the case again
rpgamer Posted April 11, 2020 Posted April 11, 2020 On 4/9/2020 at 8:23 AM, Vamped said: So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone. You left a random bra abandoned in a house with a sexually active dude. I'm not sure the absence is all that mysterious.
André Toulon Posted April 11, 2020 Posted April 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, rpgamer said: You left a random bra abandoned in a house with a sexually active dude. I'm not sure the absence is all that mysterious. ......What do you think sexually active dudes do with abandoned bras? 1
Vamped Posted April 11, 2020 Author Posted April 11, 2020 33 minutes ago, rpgamer said: You left a random bra abandoned in a house with a sexually active dude. I'm not sure the absence is all that mysterious. are you saying he had sex with it? 1
lupin_bebop Posted April 12, 2020 Posted April 12, 2020 17 hours ago, rpgamer said: You left a random bra abandoned in a house with a sexually active dude. I'm not sure the absence is all that mysterious. 16 hours ago, Vamped said: are you saying he had sex with it?
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