Vamped Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 This morning at approximately 4:17am I encountered a foreign bra in my bedroom. Being the person with the smallest boobs in the house I can only imagine they assumed it was mine. It however, does not belong to me ... ....... so .... WHOSE GODDAMN BRA IS IT?! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 I wish I found bras....mine are too fucking expensive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 I'm pretty sure it's not mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 So... does this potentially involve a boyfriend cheating? Post pics... let's get a look at this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 33 minutes ago, Still Me said: I wish I found bras....mine are too fucking expensive I mean ... I'm not going to wear it. Plus I invested in some real bras this year when they were on sale so it was like 44.50 a bra so I know specifically what kind of bras I bought and this one definitely wasnt one of them. I can say that since I started wearing the real bras I do feel like 32% sexier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So... does this potentially involve a boyfriend cheating? Post pics... let's get a look at this thing. well if it does, its not a boyfriend of mine XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Vamped said: well if it does, its not a boyfriend of mine XD Maybe you were playing one those games and weird scienced that shit into the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Maybe you were playing one those games and weird scienced that shit into the house? Hey no way .... those fictional dudes are fiercely loyal. Spoiler I'm totally not playing it at work 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 It might’ve been there from before boobs grew and you forgot? Or before you moved? Or.....some Weird Science shit? I dunno. All those seem pretty likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Keep us posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: It might’ve been there from before boobs grew and you forgot? Or before you moved? Or.....some Weird Science shit? I dunno. All those seem pretty likely. 2 hours ago, Seight said: Keep us posted. No one has stepped forward to claim the discarded boob holsters yet. Ive worn sports bra until literally this year so its definitely not mine from before my boobs grew and my mom and sister have had tits galore since forever. The cups are way too small to belong to them. >.> I suspected maybe my brothers girlfriend but I didnt wanna just be like YO DOES THE BRA LOOK FAMILIAR?! Ya girl forgot she had a bra on when she came over? This is what we do now at moms house? Mom's out, tits out?! .... at like 4 in the morning. Last time something like this happened it was a pair of foreign panties ... that did not go well. Couldnt pin that one on me because everybody knows I only wear panties for grannies XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 Feel free to post other committee announcements Spoiler all you cool cats and kittens 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 I'm a happy C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, Kehotik said: I'm a happy C Sounds like something Bob Ross would paint. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Sounds like something Bob Ross would paint. What if it is? Heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 What's a bra? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Mom's out, tits out?! .... at like 4 in the morning. Where's your mom at 4am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 im no detective but might need to see pics to make sure its not yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 So....brother’s girl is the smaller one? Makes more sense now. I would say she probably left it there by accident. It happens. Can’t hurt to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Radical Left said: Where's your mom at 4am? My grandpa loses his shit literally and figuratively so one of spends the night over there sometimes She's definitely not out being unladylike. "There's no reason to be out past 2am, nothing's open after 2am but legs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: im no detective but might need to see pics to make sure its not yours... >.> how would you know its not mine? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, Vamped said: She's definitely not out being unladylike. "There's no reason to be out past 2am, nothing's open after 2am but legs" Wait....So she's not being unladylike?....But th....I mean i could be reading this wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Radical Left said: Wait....So she's not being unladylike?....But th....I mean i could be reading this wrong I dunno what you think you read but I did not intend to suggest my mom is out collecting dick before the sun comes up. I assume she's at my grandma's grandpa's house and not polishing somebody's balls. >.> But she's an adult and I dun really wanna know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: So....brother’s girl is the smaller one? Makes more sense now. I would say she probably left it there by accident. It happens. Can’t hurt to ask. I have never left my underwear at a dude's place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 This sounds like a job for... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 54 minutes ago, Kudasai said: This sounds like a job for... The plot thickens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, Vamped said: The plot thickens 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone. Hmmm....the plot thickens..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: I have never left my underwear at a dude's place. You may not have, but other people have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone. lol that is absolutely bizarre. Does anyone in your house ever do laundry at a laundromat instead of at your place? Or if you live in an apartment do you have a washing machine in your place or do you use one for "all" the people in the complex? Because if one these, someone may have left their bra in the machine by mistake and one of you may have mistakenly picked up the bra with your / their own clothes. Other than that, maybe your brother's lying, or maybe that bra's been there so long undetected it belongs to one of your brother's ex's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Vamped said: So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone. i like it when a mystery gets solved without doing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Vamped said: >.> how would you know its not mine? i got super powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Vamped said: I dunno what you think you read but I did not intend to suggest my mom is out collecting dick before the sun comes up. I assume she's at my grandma's grandpa's house and not polishing somebody's balls. >.> But she's an adult and I dun really wanna know Oh ok, I get it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Vamped said: So my brother claims its not his girlfriends so I just hung it out in the hall.Mysteriously this morning its gone. my first girlfriend left her belt on the couch at my mom's house when i lived there and it was some fancy one that would have stood out on me. so i forget how but i managed to sneak that one out of the house. so it's possible he did that. Edited April 9, 2020 by Naraku4656 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: my first girlfriend left her belt on the couch at my mom's house when i lived there and it was some fancy one that would have stood out on me. so i forget how but i managed to sneak that one out of the house. so it's possible he did that. How are y'all comfortable messing around in your parent's house? I could never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Just now, Vamped said: How are y'all comfortable messing around in your parent's house? I could never we were both 18 and horny. that's how. we used to mess around under a blanket at her parents place while her parents were there watching spanish soap operas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: we were both 18 and horny. that's how. we used to mess around under a blanket at her parents place while her parents were there watching spanish soap operas. You know where me and any boyfriend would have been in that scenario? Watching the goddamn Spanish soap operas with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: You know where me and any boyfriend would have been in that scenario? Watching the goddamn Spanish soap operas with them. that's where we were too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: that's where we were too Once again... the plot thickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Once again... the plot thickens? i'll leave the rest to your imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: that's where we were too Could not be under a blanket unless you wanna sit next to my mom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: How are y'all comfortable messing around in your parent's house? I could never My mom was just happy that I was home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: that's where we were too I know I should'nt say this but that is baller as FUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, Vamped said: Could not be under a blanket unless you wanna sit next to my mom their house was very small from what i remember. her mom wasn't sitting that far away from us. teenagers, what are ya gonna do 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 30 minutes ago, Seight said: I know I should'nt say this but that is baller as FUCK. in hindsight, it probably wasn't one of my better decisions but hey. i didn't get caught 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: My mom was just happy that I was home. I mean one of my friend's mom would let her kids have sex in the house. She said she felt better knowing they were at home and not in the streets. >.> But then ... she allowed her kids to call her by her first name too so ... I dunno 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 7 hours ago, Vamped said: How are y'all comfortable messing around in your parent's house? I could never Pretty comfortable. If fucking is gonna happen, it’s gonna happen. I don’t really care where. Location is irrelevant, as long as it doesn’t result in arrest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: I mean one of my friend's mom would let her kids have sex in the house. She said she felt better knowing they were at home and not in the streets. >.> But then ... she allowed her kids to call her by her first name too so ... I dunno Those people are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 My bras are usually within six feet of my foam tits, so if you don't see foam tits, it ain't mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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