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So there's this kid growing up in Luxembourg, growing up he always wanted to drive trains, and he wanted to drive them fast.

When he grew up, he got a job driving trains. And he drove them fast.

Well, one day he flew through a crossing before the safety bars and lights had even started, killed a man walking across the tracks.

He was tried, found guilty, and sentenced to execution.

For his final meal, he requested a single banana.

Afterwards, they strapped him into the electric chair and threw the switch. Nothing happened.

The law in Luxembourg at that time stated that if someone were to survive an execution attempt, it would be considered a sign from god and they would be free to go. And so he was.

Soon he was back to driving trains, just as recklessly as he had before. It wasn't long before he had another accident, this time killing a couple who were driving through the crossing.

Again, he was tried and sentenced. For his final meal this time, he requested two bananas. And just as before, when he was strapped in and the switch was thrown, he was completely unharmed.

Again, he was released, again, he resumed his career, and again, he caused an accident; this time killing three people.

The judge denied his request for a final meal, and this time when he was put into the chair and the switch was thrown...

Nothing happened.

"But I made sure you didn't have a banana?!?" shouted the judge.

"The bananas didn't do anything," said the man as he walked out of the courthouse. "I'm just a bad conductor."

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8 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

You could say they are... trained professionals. :|

>.>

<.<

fun fact my bother is one yes they are i seen his rules books  he had  there  thick as thick as 2 world book in diet encyclopedia A volumes

Posted (edited)
17 hours ago, Cau said:

Why isn't this about balloons.

What if I told you.... this thread was actually about balloons? =O

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2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

What if I told you.... this thread was actually about balloons? =O

I could die happy

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