TrigunBebop Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 You could say they are... trained professionals. >.> <.< 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 THREAD DERAILED 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lasty said: THREAD DERAILED OH NOES 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: OH NOES I DON'T KNOW WHY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I would be very mad at you if you weren't so cute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 This is the funniest thing to happen this me morning. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 So there's this kid growing up in Luxembourg, growing up he always wanted to drive trains, and he wanted to drive them fast. When he grew up, he got a job driving trains. And he drove them fast. Well, one day he flew through a crossing before the safety bars and lights had even started, killed a man walking across the tracks. He was tried, found guilty, and sentenced to execution. For his final meal, he requested a single banana. Afterwards, they strapped him into the electric chair and threw the switch. Nothing happened. The law in Luxembourg at that time stated that if someone were to survive an execution attempt, it would be considered a sign from god and they would be free to go. And so he was. Soon he was back to driving trains, just as recklessly as he had before. It wasn't long before he had another accident, this time killing a couple who were driving through the crossing. Again, he was tried and sentenced. For his final meal this time, he requested two bananas. And just as before, when he was strapped in and the switch was thrown, he was completely unharmed. Again, he was released, again, he resumed his career, and again, he caused an accident; this time killing three people. The judge denied his request for a final meal, and this time when he was put into the chair and the switch was thrown... Nothing happened. "But I made sure you didn't have a banana?!?" shouted the judge. "The bananas didn't do anything," said the man as he walked out of the courthouse. "I'm just a bad conductor." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 boooooo! get off the stage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Lasty said: THREAD DERAILED "Derailed" get it???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Why isn't this about balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 I'll rail your road 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 8 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: You could say they are... trained professionals. >.> <.< fun fact my bother is one yes they are i seen his rules books he had there thick as thick as 2 world book in diet encyclopedia A volumes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 20 hours ago, Lasty said: I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T KNOW WHY EITHER BUT I LIKE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, stilgar said: I would be very mad at you if you weren't so cute. That's right. I'm effing adorable. :3 Edited April 4, 2020 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 19 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: This is the funniest thing to happen this me morning. XD Glad I could provide some entertainment. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 18 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: boooooo! get off the stage! THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 18 hours ago, tsar4 said: Story of my life, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, Cau said: Why isn't this about balloons. What if I told you.... this thread was actually about balloons? =O Edited April 4, 2020 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Seight said: lol lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 15 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'll rail your road I am okay with this #>.># Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Kudasai said: I get that a lot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Y'all gay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 2 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: What if I told you.... this thread was actually about balloons? =O I could die happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Y'all gay Only for you, babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Cau said: I could die happy But... I dun want you to die. D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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