Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie?
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie? You don't have to be in a relationship to get nookie.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ric said: You don't have to be in a relationship to get nookie. Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons? 1
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons? If you have confidence, and want it I'm sure you could do it.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ric said: If you have confidence, and want it I'm sure you could do it. Well I definitely don't have confidence.
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well I definitely don't have confidence. That's a shame. Maybe @ghostrek will rise up in this crisis and go get enough for all of us.
ghostrek Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ric said: That's a shame. Maybe @ghostrek will rise up in this crisis and go get enough for all of us. ?
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: ? You should go out on a fuck tour before it's too late. Be safe and use protection though. 1
ghostrek Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Ric said: You should go out on a fuck tour before it's too late. Be safe and use protection though. jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit
Sawdamizer Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 I'd tell you how to stock up on pussy but it's considered very illegal.
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, ghostrek said: jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit See, you're not even that confident about it. So just in case get some use of that beast. I meant too late before the quarantine though, not your death. You'll be alright.
cyberbully Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, ghostrek said: jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit Yeah, you got that whole Benjamin Button thing going for you 2
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Posted March 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Yeah, you got that whole Benjamin Button thing going for you whatever do you mean
Sawdamizer Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ric said: whatever do you mean Mother fuckers, all fucking jackin my shit.
Vamped Posted March 17, 2020 Posted March 17, 2020 Yes sir, I would like to turn in this coupon for one nookie please. 1 3
scoobdog Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 9 hours ago, ghostrek said: jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit Wow. You are?
Seight Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 I feel like you're misunderstanding the concept of "single"
BlackNoir Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Seight said: I feel like you're misunderstanding the concept of "single" Welp, checked my inbox and now I realize why this thread sounds like it was made by an idiot despite Ric not being an idiot.
Distortedreasoning Posted March 19, 2020 Posted March 19, 2020 nope. im gonna sacrifice my sex life and practice social distancing
NaBarney Posted March 19, 2020 Posted March 19, 2020 22 hours ago, Opium said: I'm doin it all for the nookie
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