Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 asking for a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: How are single people supposed to stock up on nookie? You don't have to be in a relationship to get nookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ric said: You don't have to be in a relationship to get nookie. Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Yeah, but to "stock up" on it? Who do you think I am, Gene Simmons? If you have confidence, and want it I'm sure you could do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ric said: If you have confidence, and want it I'm sure you could do it. Well I definitely don't have confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well I definitely don't have confidence. That's a shame. Maybe @ghostrek will rise up in this crisis and go get enough for all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ric said: That's a shame. Maybe @ghostrek will rise up in this crisis and go get enough for all of us. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: ? You should go out on a fuck tour before it's too late. Be safe and use protection though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Just now, Ric said: You should go out on a fuck tour before it's too late. Be safe and use protection though. jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 I'd tell you how to stock up on pussy but it's considered very illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, ghostrek said: jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit See, you're not even that confident about it. So just in case get some use of that beast. I meant too late before the quarantine though, not your death. You'll be alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, ghostrek said: jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit Yeah, you got that whole Benjamin Button thing going for you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Yeah, you got that whole Benjamin Button thing going for you whatever do you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ric said: whatever do you mean Mother fuckers, all fucking jackin my shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Yes sir, I would like to turn in this coupon for one nookie please. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 9 hours ago, ghostrek said: jeuse i am young i am most likely surive this shit Wow. You are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 please, what is nookie? clearly i have not had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I'm doin it all for the nookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: Wow. You are? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I feel like you're misunderstanding the concept of "single" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Seight said: I feel like you're misunderstanding the concept of "single" Welp, checked my inbox and now I realize why this thread sounds like it was made by an idiot despite Ric not being an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 nope. im gonna sacrifice my sex life and practice social distancing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 No. I have no sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 22 hours ago, Opium said: I'm doin it all for the nookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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