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I'm no lady, madame, but I do perform the occasional mime show at the park once a month.

I would perform more often but I can't afford it....the youths that claim the park as their own charge a hefty price for protection 

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3 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'm no lady, madame, but I do perform the occasional mime show at the park once a month.

I would perform more often but I can't afford it....the youths that claim the park as their own charge a hefty price for protection 

You gonna need that shit, because fucking up a mime is on my bucket list as well.

But oh yeah....You've been in the ring......Thank god for second thoughts.

I mean that would be sick as fuck though....You go out there, thinking you're gonna bully some lil' bitch in paint and white gloves and next thing you know you're getting wrecked in a plum clinch by someone who won't even talk.

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28 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

You gonna need that shit, because fucking up a mime is on my bucket list as well.

But oh yeah....You've been in the ring......Thank god for second thoughts.

I mean that would be sick as fuck though....You go out there, thinking you're gonna bully some lil' bitch in paint and white gloves and next thing you know you're getting wrecked in a plum clinch by someone who won't even talk.

lmao, I remember this french journey man mma fighter in the early 2000s....his name escapes me, but he used to paint stuff in his hair or on his body and I used to think he would have been better off as a mime....I mean general artist sure, but i always came back to mime cause he had the face for it.....I'm gonna try to find him

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20 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

i don't have a makeup bag, but wife does. and i would recognize those jeffree star pieces anywhere, after the last 6 months of his hot shit.

What is it about that fucker and his product? Is it made from his freshly harvested cum? these bitches are losing their minds

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4 minutes ago, Mix said:

What is it about that fucker and his product? Is it made from his freshly harvested cum? these bitches are losing their minds

all i know is, my wife watched that fucking youtube series and just fell in love with his shit. so now i get regular updates about him. oh, he bought a house. oh, he broke up with his longtime bf. oh, reviewed cheetos lip gloss. 

fuuuuuuuuuu

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1 minute ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

You HAVE MY ATTENTION

Well, you'll have to wait for him to post it....I mean, he's posted it here, so I technically can repost it.....But I would have no idea where to find it....Possibly in one of the halloween threads

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Just now, cyberbully said:

Well, you'll have to wait for him to post it....I mean, he's posted it here, so I technically can repost it.....But I would have no idea where to find it....Possibly in one of the halloween threads

probably there, yeah. fuck me, i might have it in a folder somewhere.

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So ... like ... Im not taking out all my make ups because I dont wear it often. Plus its all Nyx cosmetics and lip color. I don't fuck with anything that has to get close to my eyes.

One day Ill eventually learn about make ups but it seems like too much work so Ill just keep dicking around the best way I know how

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10 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

i don't have a makeup bag, but wife does. and i would recognize those jeffree star pieces anywhere, after the last 6 months of his hot shit.

That lip gloss was in his valentines mystery box this year...so it’s a “rare” item

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11 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

all i know is, my wife watched that fucking youtube series and just fell in love with his shit. so now i get regular updates about him. oh, he bought a house. oh, he broke up with his longtime bf. oh, reviewed cheetos lip gloss. 

fuuuuuuuuuu

Well I have been watching him for far longer so I was more or less at ground floor when he released his first liquid lipsticks...and those mother fuckers are BOSS...

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6 hours ago, Vamped said:

So ... like ... Im not taking out all my make ups because I dont wear it often. Plus its all Nyx cosmetics and lip color. I don't fuck with anything that has to get close to my eyes.

One day Ill eventually learn about make ups but it seems like too much work so Ill just keep dicking around the best way I know how

I’m all about eyes....that’s why I have like 8 different eyeliners...I didn’t post all my eyeshadows cause that would be worse...plus I don’t carry those in my make up bag

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10 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

The only time my make-up bag is that organized, it's Con season and there's usually some paintbrushes and a bottle of stage blood floating around in there too. :D 

Most days, I just have lip balm in my pocket and maybe an additional chap stick in my bag. 

Trust me it’s not “organized”....I mean it’s all kinda just tossed into one or the other bag...

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6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Trust me it’s not “organized”....I mean it’s all kinda just tossed into one or the other bag...

Yeah, but it's still in a bag. :D 

I just go spelunking for crap when I have to go anywhere. I think the bags are on top of the wardrobe right now by the neglected hair dryer. :D

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4 hours ago, Still Me said:

I’m all about eyes....that’s why I have like 8 different eyeliners...I didn’t post all my eyeshadows cause that would be worse...plus I don’t carry those in my make up bag

I wear glasses and it always seems like a waste to put on eye make up. Plus I have an irrational fear of my eyes being put out. I give my optometrist all kinds of shit when I have to get my eyes dialated so I hate anything having to be near my eyes. 

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51 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Your neuroses are always so entertaining to me and slightly relatable....This is why I can't do contacts.

Stories of people having to dig their contacts out of their eyes makes me shiver. Id probably just die if I had to do it myself. Like that part in one of those Saw movies. 

Plus Ive been hiding behind my glasses so long, I cant stop now

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1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Stories of people having to dig their contacts out of their eyes makes me shiver. Id probably just die if I had to do it myself. Like that part in one of those Saw movies. 

Plus Ive been hiding behind my glasses so long, I cant stop now

Trying to dig one out that's rolled up under the lid is nothing compared to accidentally grabbing & pulling the sclera.

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47 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Trying to dig one out that's rolled up under the lid is nothing compared to accidentally grabbing & pulling the sclera.

Dude I had a cat hair caught underneath my contact once like...10 years ago...and I just kept rubbing my eye and I tore the layers of my eye...it created like this huge ass blister on my eye and I couldn’t even close the damn thing 

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5 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Dude I had a cat hair caught underneath my contact once like...10 years ago...and I just kept rubbing my eye and I tore the layers of my eye...it created like this huge ass blister on my eye and I couldn’t even close the damn thing 

Had that - first eye doc to give me contacts gave me 2 different brands/types, 1 for each eye.  Ended up going to the ER because it felt like I had a rock under my eyelid after I took them out to the point I couldn't sleep.  I had to wear an eye patch for a couple weeks & the ophthalmologist was cursing under his breath about the doctor, but wouldn't tell me I was miss-prescribed.   The doc that gave me the contacts blamed me for saying they felt ok. I only had them in a couple of minutes in his office & he sent me off with them, it wasn't like I was there for an hour & could say one felt bad.

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1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

How about them puffs of air?

Im fine for the first one .... but like I can feel my eye twitching and wanting to cry. My optometrist doesn't even ask anymore about eye drops she just holds my eyes open herself

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