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Also when I first wake up, and it's cold in the house, I'll run a hot shower while I shit so I'm warm. When I was in hs we had this big ass vent that would blow warm air in the morning. I would use it to warm my naked ass after I'd shower. Well one morning I was really tired, I got too close, and burned the everloving shit out of my dick. The metal was so hot it left a wicked red mark. Shit hurt. This is all useless information. Ignore it. 

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I once grabbed the wrong end of one of those metal sparklers they used to sell on the 4th of July.

Before you ask, it had been lit earlier but wasn't sparkling or orange when I touched it 😢

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Just now, That_One_Guy said:

They have pizza? 

They did for a stretch, not sure why they don't unless it's select locations.

But I mean, they have better things than pizza. If i want pizza I go to pizza places XD

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28 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Yeah pretty much. Can't sleep naked. Worried about my peen

Tf is happening in your bed every night?!?!? O.o

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15 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Also when I first wake up, and it's cold in the house, I'll run a hot shower while I shit so I'm warm. When I was in hs we had this big ass vent that would blow warm air in the morning. I would use it to warm my naked ass after I'd shower. Well one morning I was really tired, I got too close, and burned the everloving shit out of my dick. The metal was so hot it left a wicked red mark. Shit hurt. This is all useless information. Ignore it. 

So wait...you would SIT on the vent?  Or...crouching?  I need a better visual in my head to comprehend this one!

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5 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

I just sleep in my boxers. Maybe even wear a t-shirt to bed when I'm feeling cold.

I def prefer cold to hot.  Even in the winter I might crack the window a tad for some fresh air.

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lol wtf 😂

Yep. That was a thing that happened. The hairdryer had been on for several minutes, and he decided it would be funny to stick the metal part against my arm. When I pulled away, he was like, "Oh, that didn't hurt!" and then proceeded to stick it against his own arm. Then we both got to walk around with bright red burn marks that day. His was worse than mine, though. I think his might have scarred...

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14 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

i sleep fully clothed and can't sleep without a comforter. let's not sleep together

IDEALLY I would always sleep with a comforter.... but a good bit of summer nights it's just too goddamn hot.

I only wear a shirt to bed when it's cold. I'm always wearing at least shorts though (long pants when it's cold).

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