Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 I used to ask to be a gentleman, but now I just go for it, but sometimes the girl pulls her head back, but you still have to finish the kiss off that way you can turn the tables and make her fall madly in love with you.
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Rule of thumb, if you have to ask, she WILL pull away. BUt seriously, it's not hard to tell if it's go time........Your eyes kiss before you have to worry about if she'll accept the kiss, so you should just know........If you try to steal it, she's gonna revolt.
meo Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Aren't you too old to still be kissing your mom?
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Aren't you too old to still be kissing your mom? You want him to go away so you egg him on.....Excellent plan. Like slapping yourself in the face to kill the fly buzzing around your head.
Phillies Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Idk, I think its like kissing a pillow.... go with that.
meo Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 You want him to go away so you egg him on.....Excellent plan. Like slapping yourself in the face to kill the fly buzzing around your head. Still have nerves struck from yesterday, hm? I know having reading comprehension can be difficult...but you might wanna check back to where I said all toxic posts and people making them should be held accountable to some standard not a specific person. But, hey, you can ride up my post's dick as much as you'd like.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 SD pinned me against a wall with my arms above my head. That was our first kiss. Try that.
Misaka Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Try force kissing Just pray she does knee you in the nuts then maces you And for the finale calls the police and makes assault changes
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Still have nerves struck from yesterday, hm? I know having reading comprehension can be difficult...but you might wanna check back to where I said all toxic posts and people making them should be held accountable to some standard not a specific person. But, hey, you can ride up my post's dick as much as you'd like. You're so easily tilted by Zeni you can't stay out of his threads.....You NEEEEEEED Zeni. Watch, he'll make another thread and you'll be right there proving my point. So don't get mad when you're *ahem* held accountable for your participation. Maybe you're what's wrong here.
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 When you used to ask what did they say? Their answer probably isn't going to change.
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 Aren't you too old to still be kissing your mom? You mad. ;D
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Posted February 18, 2017 When you used to ask what did they say? Their answer probably isn't going to change. One who was nerdy smiled and said, "Yes" and pulled her hair back. Another who I went on multiple dates with a few years ago (she was 18 then) told me on the next date, "When you asked to kiss me, I told my friends about it, and I almost wasn't ever gonna meet up with you again. Who the f--k DOES that? If you want to kiss a girl, go for it." She just went off haha and made it seem like I was inexperienced even though I was six or seven years older than her.
meo Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Lol, Cyber, whatever makes your day. I don't really mind that you continuously miss the point, reach high to try to seem valid, and think you know my post history/activity well.
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Lol, Cyber, whatever makes your day. I don't really mind that you continuously miss the point, reach high to try to seem valid, and think you know my post history/activity well. That's some lofty praise....I have no clue who you are. Incidentally.......The fact that you actually keep calling me Cyber makes me think you have no idea who I am.
Misaka Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 That's some lofty praise....I have no clue who you are. Incidentally.......The fact that you actually keep calling me Cyber makes me think you have no idea who I am. Her original name is ( kill me then kiss me ) I'm not sure if she talked with you on the old board
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Posted February 18, 2017 Her original name is ( kill me then kiss me ) I'm not sure if she talked with you on the old board Newp
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 try it on a vacuum cleaner. if a vacuum likes it a real girl will too
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 My PSN is Zenigundam and I fear she might get too bold for her own good and decide to do a Google search and perhaps end up here reading my threads about OKC and dating. Curiosity... cat... don't do it, baby... =/
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 don't worry about it. she will probably just get creeped out and block you in five minutes
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 don't worry about it. she will probably just get creeped out and block you in five minutes Hey, man, stop lying. *confronts*
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 ................I.......I....... You've... never kissed a girl, have you?
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 alright but still I don't think she's gonna come look up your posts
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 alright but still I don't think she's gonna come look up your posts I want her to invite me into her bed, so that we can have sex together.
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 thank you for the info. I would have never guessed that. make sure to tell her that within the first conversation you have with her so she knows you're a strong man who knows what he wants
Houdini Splicer Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Hey, man, stop lying. *confronts* You're right. It would only take three minutes, tops.
André Toulon Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 But she needs to see them sweet MegaMan 10 speedrun numbers. Get Street Fighter 5, and we can record some battles of me taking a fall.....Show her those.....I'm your wing man....Man
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 But she needs to see them sweet MegaMan 10 speedrun numbers. Get Street Fighter 5, and we can record some battles of me taking a fall.....Show her those.....I'm your wing man....Man Lmao those would be pretty funny. I'll be using such basic combos that even with your taking a dive, it might look suspicious.
Sieg67 Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 You have to ask yourself, "What would our president do." and then don't do that.
Ric Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 But she needs to see them sweet MegaMan 10 speedrun numbers. Get Street Fighter 5, and we can record some battles of me taking a fall.....Show her those.....I'm your wing man....Man SF pros get the bitches wet, good plan.
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Gotta come up with a new name. Making every account Zeni only creates a trail that further links itself to your activity here.
Ric Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Gotta come up with a new name. Making every account Zeni only creates a trail that further links itself to your activity here. Also this, iirc his trophies won't impress anyone so starting over is no big deal.
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Robin was recruited into SEELE, which was why he behaves that way in the movie
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 Trophies aren't even that impressive. They give you a platinum for free just by clearing The Walking Dead game once. It's just busywork
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 When One Hour Photo was new, I never realized that the father says, "What did I tell you about talking to strangers?!" under his breath to the son after "Sai" had given the father and his family nothing but compliments because the director wanted everybody who came in contact with Sai to say, "This is one creepy ass muthaf--ka!" Haha they made his character out to be such a loser.
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 In the back of my mind, I'm worried that someone will sneak me or snuff me and I'll end up in a social justice worldstar video.
StarPanda Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 The girl will smack the shit out of you and as you lay on the floor all you will hear is worldddddstarrrrrrr and loud sounds
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 I hope so.....minus the Worldstar part.
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 That.....or it will in end up like this....[youtube autoplay=1]
mochi Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 In the back of my mind, I'm worried that someone will sneak me or snuff me and I'll end up in a social justice worldstar video. you'll be arrested immediately if you behave the way you do on OKC in real life
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 You've... never kissed a girl, have you? Actually, yes. I have. Numerous times. In fact, I've gotten farther with women than you ever will. I was just surprised you didn't post anything rapey this time. It threw me off.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 19, 2017 Posted February 19, 2017 You're a pathetic dickfuck. You might end up in jail.
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Posted February 19, 2017 you'll be arrested immediately if you behave the way you do on OKC in real life No way. The cops will get dropped! 8)
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