Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 I used to ask to be a gentleman, but now I just go for it, but sometimes the girl pulls her head back, but you still have to finish the kiss off that way you can turn the tables and make her fall madly in love with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Rule of thumb, if you have to ask, she WILL pull away. BUt seriously, it's not hard to tell if it's go time........Your eyes kiss before you have to worry about if she'll accept the kiss, so you should just know........If you try to steal it, she's gonna revolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meo Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Aren't you too old to still be kissing your mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Aren't you too old to still be kissing your mom? You want him to go away so you egg him on.....Excellent plan. Like slapping yourself in the face to kill the fly buzzing around your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Idk, I think its like kissing a pillow.... go with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meo Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 You want him to go away so you egg him on.....Excellent plan. Like slapping yourself in the face to kill the fly buzzing around your head. Still have nerves struck from yesterday, hm? I know having reading comprehension can be difficult...but you might wanna check back to where I said all toxic posts and people making them should be held accountable to some standard not a specific person. But, hey, you can ride up my post's dick as much as you'd like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 SD pinned me against a wall with my arms above my head. That was our first kiss. Try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Try force kissing Just pray she does knee you in the nuts then maces you And for the finale calls the police and makes assault changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Still have nerves struck from yesterday, hm? I know having reading comprehension can be difficult...but you might wanna check back to where I said all toxic posts and people making them should be held accountable to some standard not a specific person. But, hey, you can ride up my post's dick as much as you'd like. You're so easily tilted by Zeni you can't stay out of his threads.....You NEEEEEEED Zeni. Watch, he'll make another thread and you'll be right there proving my point. So don't get mad when you're *ahem* held accountable for your participation. Maybe you're what's wrong here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 When you used to ask what did they say? Their answer probably isn't going to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 Aren't you too old to still be kissing your mom? You mad. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 18, 2017 Author Share Posted February 18, 2017 When you used to ask what did they say? Their answer probably isn't going to change. One who was nerdy smiled and said, "Yes" and pulled her hair back. Another who I went on multiple dates with a few years ago (she was 18 then) told me on the next date, "When you asked to kiss me, I told my friends about it, and I almost wasn't ever gonna meet up with you again. Who the f--k DOES that? If you want to kiss a girl, go for it." She just went off haha and made it seem like I was inexperienced even though I was six or seven years older than her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meo Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Lol, Cyber, whatever makes your day. I don't really mind that you continuously miss the point, reach high to try to seem valid, and think you know my post history/activity well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Lol, Cyber, whatever makes your day. I don't really mind that you continuously miss the point, reach high to try to seem valid, and think you know my post history/activity well. That's some lofty praise....I have no clue who you are. Incidentally.......The fact that you actually keep calling me Cyber makes me think you have no idea who I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 That's some lofty praise....I have no clue who you are. Incidentally.......The fact that you actually keep calling me Cyber makes me think you have no idea who I am. Her original name is ( kill me then kiss me ) I'm not sure if she talked with you on the old board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Her original name is ( kill me then kiss me ) I'm not sure if she talked with you on the old board Newp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 [youtube autoplay=1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 try it on a vacuum cleaner. if a vacuum likes it a real girl will too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 My PSN is Zenigundam and I fear she might get too bold for her own good and decide to do a Google search and perhaps end up here reading my threads about OKC and dating. Curiosity... cat... don't do it, baby... =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 don't worry about it. she will probably just get creeped out and block you in five minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 don't worry about it. she will probably just get creeped out and block you in five minutes Hey, man, stop lying. *confronts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 ................I.......I....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 ................I.......I....... You've... never kissed a girl, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 alright but still I don't think she's gonna come look up your posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 alright but still I don't think she's gonna come look up your posts I want her to invite me into her bed, so that we can have sex together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You should trade ssns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 thank you for the info. I would have never guessed that. make sure to tell her that within the first conversation you have with her so she knows you're a strong man who knows what he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Hey, man, stop lying. *confronts* You're right. It would only take three minutes, tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 But she needs to see them sweet MegaMan 10 speedrun numbers. Get Street Fighter 5, and we can record some battles of me taking a fall.....Show her those.....I'm your wing man....Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 But she needs to see them sweet MegaMan 10 speedrun numbers. Get Street Fighter 5, and we can record some battles of me taking a fall.....Show her those.....I'm your wing man....Man Lmao those would be pretty funny. I'll be using such basic combos that even with your taking a dive, it might look suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You have to ask yourself, "What would our president do." and then don't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 But she needs to see them sweet MegaMan 10 speedrun numbers. Get Street Fighter 5, and we can record some battles of me taking a fall.....Show her those.....I'm your wing man....Man SF pros get the bitches wet, good plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Gotta come up with a new name. Making every account Zeni only creates a trail that further links itself to your activity here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Gotta come up with a new name. Making every account Zeni only creates a trail that further links itself to your activity here. Also this, iirc his trophies won't impress anyone so starting over is no big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Robin was recruited into SEELE, which was why he behaves that way in the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Trophies aren't even that impressive. They give you a platinum for free just by clearing The Walking Dead game once. It's just busywork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 When One Hour Photo was new, I never realized that the father says, "What did I tell you about talking to strangers?!" under his breath to the son after "Sai" had given the father and his family nothing but compliments because the director wanted everybody who came in contact with Sai to say, "This is one creepy ass muthaf--ka!" Haha they made his character out to be such a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 In the back of my mind, I'm worried that someone will sneak me or snuff me and I'll end up in a social justice worldstar video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StarPanda Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 The girl will smack the shit out of you and as you lay on the floor all you will hear is worldddddstarrrrrrr and loud sounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I hope so.....minus the Worldstar part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 That.....or it will in end up like this....[youtube autoplay=1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 In the back of my mind, I'm worried that someone will sneak me or snuff me and I'll end up in a social justice worldstar video. you'll be arrested immediately if you behave the way you do on OKC in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You've... never kissed a girl, have you? Actually, yes. I have. Numerous times. In fact, I've gotten farther with women than you ever will. I was just surprised you didn't post anything rapey this time. It threw me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You're a pathetic dickfuck. You might end up in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 You'll never know until you try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 19, 2017 Author Share Posted February 19, 2017 you'll be arrested immediately if you behave the way you do on OKC in real life No way. The cops will get dropped! 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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