zombieninjakitten Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 I want to first of all clarify that my boobs aren’t that big. Just a DD cup. But, I wear bras and clothes to minimize the appearance of my breasts or bras that bind them so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run Dow to the local convenience stores and I’m too lazy to wear a bra the men working there will often give me thing: free drink refills, free slices of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my rack. Keep in mind my boobs are floppy and saggy so WTF gives? Any theories would be greatly appreciated. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 I would have to see these boobs to hypothesize. Titties for science! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 gurl....i love you. i haven't gone out without a bra for a LONG time. watching me walk while the tata's try to get in a sucker punch is not something i need the public to see. *inb4 guybeardme.again. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I want to first of all clarify that my boobs aren’t that big. Just a DD cup. 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 "my boobs aren't that big" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 My theory is: titties. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 there used to be an ice cream truck that visited my neighbourhood when I was a teenager, there was talk that the young man who drove it would give free ice ceam cones to the pretty teenage girls who bought from him. I put on a bikini top and short-shorts one day and asked for a cone with 2 scoops. I think he over-charged me. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 My boobs are big...therefore I don’t get up from bed and go to the bathroom without wearing a bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: all I can think of is that scene in Sex and the City where Charlotte is at the playboy mansion and meets a "nice" man who ends up saying, "hey, let me buy you some boobs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, Mix said: all I can think of is that scene in Sex and the City where Charlotte is at the playboy mansion and meets a "nice" man who ends up saying, "hey, let me buy you some boobs" I wish someone who say that to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Just now, Poof said: I wish someone who say that to me I can afford to put balloons in your shirt, because I am a splenda daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 Okay, here is a picture of my rack. Seriously, it’s nonexistent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 2 hours ago, discolemonade said: gurl....i love you. i haven't gone out without a bra for a LONG time. watching me walk while the tata's try to get in a sucker punch is not something i need the public to see. *inb4 guybeardme.again. I hate wearing a bra but I have a bad back and I want be flat chested if I’m feeling male. I used to wish I had huge knockers when I was young like GGG cups lol! I’m still jealous of Katt’s boobs though. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: "my boobs aren't that big" Er, no. Just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, Poof said: I wish someone who say that to me Do they still have those Playboy mansion parties? I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but it's a real shot at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, Mix said: Do they still have those Playboy mansion parties? I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but it's a real shot at it Heff's dead....Did he have a successor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 3 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: I want to first of all clarify that my boobs aren’t that big. Just a DD cup. But, I wear bras and clothes to minimize the appearance of my breasts or bras that bind them so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run Dow to the local convenience stores and I’m too lazy to wear a bra the men working there will often give me thing: free drink refills, free slices of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my rack. Keep in mind my boobs are floppy and saggy so WTF gives? Any theories would be greatly appreciated. Men can be pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Poof said: I wish someone who say that to me I think I already said that if mine were like Mrs. Potatohead pieces, I'd pluck them off and give them to you. You'd probably do more with them anyway. I just use them to annoy Con nerds and keep small baby animals warm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 3 hours ago, cyberbully said: Heff's dead....Did he have a successor? I thought his son was running it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 (edited) First of all let me clarify that my penis isn’t that big. Just 9 inches. But, when I wear pants and clothes to minimize the appearance of my penis so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run down to the local convenience store and I’m too lazy to wear pants the women working there will give me things: free drink refills, free slice of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my small, nine inch penis. Keep in mind that my penis is floppy and saggy so what the fuck girls? Any theories would be greatly appreciated. Edited June 16, 2019 by SwimOdin 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: First of all let me clarify that my penis isn’t that big. Just 9 inches. But, when I wear pants and clothes to minimize the appearance of my penis so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run down to the local convenience store and I’m too lazy to wear pants the women working there will give me things: free drink refills, free slice of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my small, nine inch penis. Keep in mind that my penis is floppy and saggy so what the fuck girls? Any theories would be greatly appreciated. Something something ginger something something glow-in-the-dark button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: I thought his son was running it now His daughter runs the company, don't think he had a son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 8 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: I want to first of all clarify that my boobs aren’t that big. Just a DD cup. But, I wear bras and clothes to minimize the appearance of my breasts or bras that bind them so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run Dow to the local convenience stores and I’m too lazy to wear a bra the men working there will often give me thing: free drink refills, free slices of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my rack. Keep in mind my boobs are floppy and saggy so WTF gives? Any theories would be greatly appreciated. My theory, as previously stated here and on the old [as] boards: guys, until they become sexually active, only have contact with female breasts when their Mother's nurse them. They (as infants) associate that deep-seated bond with love, which ends when they are weaned but still resides in their sub-conscious. Girls the same, but they grow their own breasts eventually and are able to disassociate them from that bond because of that fact. So guys are infatuated with the idea of breasts. The two women that I brought this up to that were flat-chested both thought it was potentially valid, as they had the same curiosity about larger breasts that guys had. They didn't necessarily want them for themselves, but they wanted to touch & feel them. I think one said something about wishing she could (personally) have them for a day, just to see what they felt like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 9 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: I want to first of all clarify that my boobs aren’t that big. Just a DD cup. But, I wear bras and clothes to minimize the appearance of my breasts or bras that bind them so I can pass as more androgynous. Anyway, over the past couple of years I’ve noticed that when I run Dow to the local convenience stores and I’m too lazy to wear a bra the men working there will often give me thing: free drink refills, free slices of pizza, free whatever and I catch them staring at my rack. Keep in mind my boobs are floppy and saggy so WTF gives? Any theories would be greatly appreciated. Do they slap your knees when you walk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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