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If somebody calls you at midnight, they want to fuck


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Posted
32 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

If they call you between 10 pm and 5:30 am, they want you to buy a time share.

only if they are calling YOU at that time lol me? they wanna fuck hahaaaaaaaa

Posted
8 hours ago, Mix said:

If they call you at 3am, you were their last choice

I keep my phone on silent these days

It's by far one of the best life decisions I've ever made

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38 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I keep my phone on silent these days

It's by far one of the best life decisions I've ever made

This ^

If I'm sleeping, my phone is on night mode.

Posted
1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Do you legit live in 1980...

I live in a place where people fill in a "free" raffle entry form for a chance to  win an astoundingly expensive car.

Read the fine print: You're giving them permission to inundate you with call after call from some shitbag pushing time shares.  The same booth and car are on the promenade every summer, even in 2019.  Yup... Soon as the weather starts getting warm.

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Posted
1 hour ago, 1938 Packard said:

I live in a place where people fill in a "free" raffle entry form for a chance to  win an astoundingly expensive car.

 

You live in a retirement community where the average age is 86?

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Posted
2 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

You live in a retirement community where the average age is 86?

No, it's where sloppy, inebriated tourists get fleeced by one shady vendor after another as they stroll the promenade.

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1 minute ago, 1938 Packard said:

No, it's where sloppy, inebriated tourists get fleeced by one shady vendor after another as they stroll the promenade.

This sounds made up and archaic at best.

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Just now, Sho Minamimoto said:

This sounds made up and archaic at best.

It's what moved the Schiff Brothers from operating one small parking lot in this town to owning seventy percent of the non gaming real estate along the Boardwalk as well as several factories in China and Taiwan where their store merchandise is made.  They beat out their best competition, Ed Devlin thirty years ago.

Venture capitalism, anyone?

Posted
14 hours ago, Mix said:

If they call you at 3am, you were their last choice

Cool. Next time I get a random call from my sister at midnight to chat, that's what I'm gonna think about. Thanks for that.

Posted
2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said:

What about if you just worked a 12 hr shift and you are tired but your girl wanna get some, but your work again tomorrow at 6am. Is it worth the exhaustion?

Yes, the answer is always yes.

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