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4 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

Also, cause why not here? Why not now? I used to talk to viper on Snapchat when I had a shitty ex and needed a distraction from getting my degree. He one time sent me a video of him talking though, and I immediately lost interest.

Boy thinks he’s special cause I sent him nudes. Let’s be clear. A lot of people have seen me naked. 

This passivity shit ain’t for me, and he’s done it several times since I started posting here. Eat several crooked dicks. 

I remember seeing your butt. It's pretty good, even though I could tell you posed it for maximum showing off. Still a proper amount of meatyness though.

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I remember seeing your butt. It's pretty good, even though I could tell you posed it for maximum showing off. Still a proper amount of meatyness though.

In what scenario would I not be posing for maximum ass when taking an ass picture? 

Thanks for your approval tho lol

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9 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

Also, cause why not here? Why not now? I used to talk to viper on Snapchat when I had a shitty ex and needed a distraction from getting my degree. He one time sent me a video of him talking though, and I immediately lost interest.

Boy thinks he’s special cause I sent him nudes. Let’s be clear. A lot of people have seen me naked. 

This passivity shit ain’t for me, and he’s done it several times since I started posting here. Eat several crooked dicks. 

Viper ,dont be an asshole to pail - one of the nicest people here.

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33 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

i'd think i'd have more fun in a dream playing video games with someone than i would fucking them.

Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck.

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

 

Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck.

yeah i know. i can do it but it's really more for them than it is for me. i'd be happier just eating pizza and watching something honestly

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5 minutes ago, Poof said:

 

Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck.

My brother asked me if I was gay years ago. Pretty sure he took me to Hooters one night to see if I tried to get a particular girl. Especially for guys, when sex is a minimal part of the equation it seems weird to other guys. I'm usually the one making the sex good anyway, so if the recieving end is mentally incompatible what's the point. I'm just masturbating inside of someone in that case.

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30 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

Sorry I make you think about the person you lost your virginity to. That must suck. 

I never thought of it before til today w/the dream and all. it's not traumatic memories or anything anyway

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56 minutes ago, Poof said:

 

Sorry about my initial response. Being asexual, having asexual tendancies, or just not being that interested in sex is probably received worse than being trans or even vegan. And make sure u note that I said is "received" bc there's nothing wrong w/it. It's just unknown to a lot of ppl and ppl suck.

I dated an Asexual guy very briefly several years ago. One of the sweetest men I've ever met, still friends with him. Unfortunately I'm too horny to have a relationship with someone whose incapable of desiring my fuck stick.

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11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

You've made me so happy. I don't know what to do with myself right now.

what if i told you, in addition to there being a porn called Maximum Ass, one of the girls' in it porn name is Dyn-A-Mite?

source: http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=maximum+ass/year=2003/maximum-ass.htm

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8 minutes ago, Poof said:

what if i told you, in addition to there being a porn called Maximum Ass, one of the girls' in it porn name is Dyn-A-Mite?

source: http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=maximum+ass/year=2003/maximum-ass.htm

Maximum Ass was the maximum pleasure I needed. Her name adds nothing! But if she was a donkey? Oh man. I'd probably be dead right now.

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2 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

Thank you, kindly. All butts are beautiful, IMO. 😅

Some are more beautiful than others though, I am a connoisseur of asses the subtleties are like those between a good couch and an expensive couch. Yes I window shop for asses like I do furniture.

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1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

Honestly idk if I'd have sex with any of the girls here out of respect, but I would love for a few of them to beat me a little. Or smack me around before a workout. That'd be hot.

out of respect :RoboLaugh:

You should use that in your act

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7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'd have to figure out how to word it. Lol right now it's kinda raw

"out of respect", "with all due respect", idk what it is about the word respect and how people use it, it always seems to come off disingenuous....there's humor in it

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

"I don't really have a strong desire to fuck beautiful women. I'd rather have them smack me around and tell me my dick is too small, really." 

And I won't even ask for writing credit.

Won't work. Still too raw. You gotta make it witty. This ain't the 80s

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Won't work. Still too raw. You gotta make it witty. This ain't the 80s

This is a segue, dude. No one wants a bit about being slapped by women. This is a small dick bit. Sandwiched between a trouble with women bit. I'm not doing all your fucking work! I just like joking around.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

This is a segue, dude. No one wants a bit about being slapped by women. This is a small dick bit. Sandwiched between a trouble with women bit. I'm not doing all your fucking work! I just like joking around.

Youre all worked up now. Feel like smacking me around?

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39 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said:

Thanks. I haven’t seen your butt, but I’m sure it’s lovely. 

I feel like i post so much of my porn that everybodys seen me but then i never knew you posted any nudes before either

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