midnight Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 and after dropping $800 in there, wouldn't you know the person who stands guard at the door, made me stop with two kids and two carts over flowing, to pull out my receipt. I get the reasoning behind this, but when you can literally see me leaving the check out line with my shit, do you honestly think I am stealing something? The item in question was a cheap ass $100 weed eater. Like I'm going to steal something that damn cheap. I'm sick of buying $300 weed eaters, for them to last one year and that's it. So, I went with the cheap shit. It's difficult to stop two carts along with two children, to prove I'm not a fucking thief. There hasn't been anyone at this post in years now at our Walmart. So, having to stop and present my proof, was surprising at best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 i was stopped once for a $30 microwave. the only time i've ever been stopped at a walmart before and i was like "dude do you think i could sneak out of the front door with a giant fucking microwave come on" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: i was stopped once for a $30 microwave. the only time i've ever been stopped at a walmart before and i was like "dude do you think i could sneak out of the front door with a giant fucking microwave come on" Exactly. Like you're gonna risk going to prison for some cheap shit. Both of my carts were overflowing, and she wasn't interested in the big ass packs of toilet paper and paper towels. She wanted to see the weed eater and the 30 lb. bag of potting soil. The paper products cost more than the soil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Exactly. Like you're gonna risk going to prison for some cheap shit. Both of my carts were overflowing, and she wasn't interested in the big ass packs of toilet paper and paper towels. She wanted to see the weed eater and the 30 lb. bag of potting soil. The paper products cost more than the soil. i mean i would get where she's coming from if someone was trying to pile clothes or something on top of it to hide it. but if all of your stuff is bulky, check the camera and fuck off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i mean i would get where she's coming from if someone was trying to pile clothes or something on top of it to hide it. but if all of your stuff is bulky, check the camera and fuck off Yep. And she could see me leaving the register, because I could see her from where I was at. Fucking people man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 They'll stop you for a fucking gallon of milk/juice/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Yep. And she could see me leaving the register, because I could see her from where I was at. Fucking people man. i'm not sure what you do for work, but you could probably take a shit and make more than she does in a week if it makes you feel better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: i'm not sure what you do for work, but you could probably take a shit and make more than she does in a week if it makes you feel better I mean, I know she's doing her job. It's not her decision to stand there and irritate people. It's a damn Walmart policy. Harass the customers after they pay for their stuff. Make them stop and show proof. And if I wanted to be an ass and just kept walking, then they could have called security on me, and be made to show my proof. Either way, Walmart wants to harass you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 why they do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, midnight said: I mean, I know she's doing her job. It's not her decision to stand there and irritate people. It's a damn Walmart policy. Harass the customers after they pay for their stuff. Make them stop and show proof. And if I wanted to be an ass and just kept walking, then they could have called security on me, and be made to show my proof. Either way, Walmart wants to harass you. yeah but i'll still go there because it's cheap. THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, ghostrek said: why they do that They're assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Eh when I was a hoodlum living through rough times I would steal from Wal-Mart. I'd just go to self checkout and scan a few items while bagging others and I'd walk up to the person at the door and hold my receipt out, unprompted, and they almost always waved me on. Not saying I'm proud of it, but I had many methods for slipping by them, not just the above. Those employees usually just irritate customers that did the right thing and paid for all their stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Eh when I was a hoodlum living through rough times I would steal from Wal-Mart. I'd just go to self checkout and scan a few items while bagging others and I'd walk up to the person at the door and hold my receipt out, unprompted, and they almost always waved me on. Not saying I'm proud of it, but I had many methods for slipping by them, not just the above. Those employees usually just irritate customers that did the right thing and paid for all their stuff. I'm gonna go off subject completely and say I just noticed your title of Lord General Dinner Roll, and I have to say it is the best one I have seen so far. Kudos and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: I'm gonna go off subject completely and say I just noticed your title of Lord General Dinner Roll, and I have to say it is the best one I have seen so far. Kudos and stuff. /salute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) I was waiting in customer service about some money orders someone stole off me when they bought this dude in from self check out with a full buggy and the reciept checker girl said he had only paid $10 for his buggy full of crap. They pulled up another buggy and separated out the stuff he didnt pay for and rung it up for him. I thought that was nice of them since they could have called the police on him. I just wondered how many times he got away with it. Edited April 10, 2019 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I was waiting in customer service about some money orders someone stole off me when they bought this dude in from self check out with a full buggy and the reciept checker girl said he had only paid $10 for his buggy full of crap. They pulled up another buggy and separated out the stuff he didnt pay for and rung it up for him. I thought that was nice of them since they could have called the police on him. I just wondered how many times he got away with it. Maybe he scanned his shit, and since those things can be a pain in the ass, he thought it went through. He could have been slow too, and didn't realize his shit should have been more than ten dollars. Or maybe he was just a thief. Fuck those Walmart exit harassers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 >.> As an accomplice to a toddler stealing cookies out of Walmart .... I just want you all to know..... this past weekend me and the miniature were buying shoes at a Shoe Carnival and he was behaving so well the entire time. I paid for the shoes and as we were walking out of the fucking door I hear one of the sales people go uuuuhhh .... but I kept walking. This kid casually walked out the door with a tootsie pop that I did not pay for nor knew he had. When we got to the car I was like .... whaaaat the fuck. I dont even know when he picked it up because I swear his hands were empty when I was putting away my card. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Ric said: They'll stop you for a fucking gallon of milk/juice/etc. Fucking assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: >.> As an accomplice to a toddler stealing cookies out of Walmart .... I just want you all to know..... this past weekend me and the miniature were buying shoes at a Shoe Carnival and he was behaving so well the entire time. I paid for the shoes and as we were walking out of the fucking door I hear one of the sales people go uuuuhhh .... but I kept walking. This kid casually walked out the door with a tootsie pop that I did not pay for nor knew he had. When we got to the car I was like .... whaaaat the fuck. I dont even know when he picked it up because I swear his hands were empty when I was putting away my card. The cops will be knocking on your door........any minute now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I don't seem to have that issue I usually just give that death glare look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Mr Owl said: I don't seem to have that issue I usually just give that death glare look You're a fucking owl. They're not going to stop an owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: You're a fucking owl. They're not going to stop an owl. You would be surprised Then I noticed 6am to 9am there is no greeter so its easier to shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, Mr Owl said: You would be surprised Then I noticed 6am to 9am there is no greeter so its easier to shop I used to go in at night sometimes, but that's when all the people are cleaning the floors. Fuck that. They won't move for you to shop. Pains in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, midnight said: I used to go in at night sometimes, but that's when all the people are cleaning the floors. Fuck that. They won't move for you to shop. Pains in the ass. I usually just run them over or step on them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 13 minutes ago, midnight said: The cops will be knocking on your door........any minute now. Im too sensitive to go to jail. Jail would break me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Im too sensitive to go to jail. Jail would break me This guy is coming for you..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, midnight said: This guy is coming for you..... Dammit @Mr Owl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Dammit @Mr Owl Its actually 1,876 licks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: Its actually 1,876 licks God damn it kids! http://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: God damn it kids! http://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments I would have been really disappointed if Purdue didnt attempt it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Like GunStar said, if you roll up with your receipt pointed at them, they won't even fuck with you....It's when you avoid eye contact and anticipate them pissing you off is when they stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 55 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Like GunStar said, if you roll up with your receipt pointed at them, they won't even fuck with you....It's when you avoid eye contact and anticipate them pissing you off is when they stop you. This, and yes people will steal the fuck out of weed eaters. Depending on the area, yard shit and home improvement tools get swiped in decent numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I'm never stopped or bothered really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 6 hours ago, cyberbully said: Like GunStar said, if you roll up with your receipt pointed at them, they won't even fuck with you....It's when you avoid eye contact and anticipate them pissing you off is when they stop you. The greeters have been a constant at our Walmart, but I haven't been stopped in years now. I thought it was a thing of the past to be honest. It was unexpected. I go in this bitch every week. Meh. I wouldn't have minded so much if I didn't have to carts and two kids in tow. I had to stop my momentum of pulling two carts, and keep the kids at bay while presenting proof I didn't steal anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 hours ago, midnight said: The item in question was a cheap ass $100 weed eater. Like I'm going to steal something that damn cheap. I'm sick of buying $300 weed eaters, for them to last one year and that's it. So, I went with the cheap shit. It's difficult to stop two carts along with two children, to prove I'm not a fucking thief. There hasn't been anyone at this post in years now at our Walmart. So, having to stop and present my proof, was surprising at best. Jesus, we get it, you're rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: Jesus, we get it, you're rich. Do you need a loan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Do you need a loan? Yeah, I'm out of cigarettes and caffeine, and I don't get paid until next Friday. Twenty dollars should do me until then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Yeah, I'm out of cigarettes and caffeine, and I don't get paid until next Friday. Twenty dollars should do me until then. You sure you don't need some tampons too? You seem grouchy this morning. I mean, I'm not rich. I've just had terrible luck with expensive weed eaters. To me, a hundred dollar one is cheap, compared to the ones I own that don't work anymore. The dollar value was presented to add context to the post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 3 hours ago, midnight said: You sure you don't need some tampons too? You seem grouchy this morning. I mean, I'm not rich. I've just had terrible luck with expensive weed eaters. To me, a hundred dollar one is cheap, compared to the ones I own that don't work anymore. The dollar value was presented to add context to the post. Now tell him how much you spend on movies/games per month. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 My whiteness prevents me from being questioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, midnight said: and after dropping $800 in there, wouldn't you know the person who stands guard at the door, made me stop with two kids and two carts over flowing, to pull out my receipt. I get the reasoning behind this, but when you can literally see me leaving the check out line with my shit, do you honestly think I am stealing something? The item in question was a cheap ass $100 weed eater. Like I'm going to steal something that damn cheap. I'm sick of buying $300 weed eaters, for them to last one year and that's it. So, I went with the cheap shit. It's difficult to stop two carts along with two children, to prove I'm not a fucking thief. There hasn't been anyone at this post in years now at our Walmart. So, having to stop and present my proof, was surprising at best. A lot of what they are doing is required from their fascist ass managers for threat of immediate termination. Even if basic logic tells them to ease off a little on their duties I can understand why they just do what they have to do. I'm guessing that's a reason why the turn over rate at a place like Walmart is always so high, lots of people quitting because of stupid crap they have to do for very little reward or them being fired for said stupid reason. Edited April 11, 2019 by NeurocideVibekillah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 42 minutes ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: A lot of what they are doing is required from their fascist ass managers for threat of immediate termination. Even if basic logic tells them to ease off a little on their duties I can understand why they just do what they have to do. I'm guessing that's a reason why the turn over rate at a place like Walmart is always so high, lots of people quitting because of stupid crap they have to do for very little reward or them being fired for said stupid reason. I agree. I know they are just doing their job. At the same time, it makes you consider shopping somewhere else, where they don't harass you. I've never been stopped at Target, or hell, anywhere else for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 51 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: My whiteness prevents me from being questioned. My mixed kids got me stopped. They thought my five year old was trying to shop lift a weed eater. I'm blaming the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: I agree. I know they are just doing their job. At the same time, it makes you consider shopping somewhere else, where they don't harass you. I've never been stopped at Target, or hell, anywhere else for that matter. I like Target. I'm going to buy my new TV from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Just now, NeurocideVibekillah said: I like Target. I'm going to buy my new TV from there. I went to Target last month, as the nearest one is an hour away, and some things I was happy with, while others, not so much. I went there just to fuck around. I went to electronics as I do in every store that sells movies and games. The games were comparable to everywhere else, but some of the movies were way over priced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: I like Target. I'm going to buy my new TV from there. I bought my smart tv from there. They had the best price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, midnight said: I went to Target last month, as the nearest one is an hour away, and some things I was happy with, while others, not so much. I went there just to fuck around. I went to electronics as I do in every store that sells movies and games. The games were comparable to everywhere else, but some of the movies were way over priced. Yeah I don't know sometimes it all depends on the location when it comes to certain prices. I've seen the same thing at target. Recently the target i live near got a big renovation so they had a lot of overstock of movies on sale. Too bad I can't say the same about cds, vinyls, and video games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: Yeah I don't know sometimes it all depends on the location when it comes to certain prices. I've seen the same thing at target. Recently the target i live near got a big renovation so they had a lot of overstock of movies on sale. Too bad I can't say the same about cds, vinyls, and video games. I went in for Switch games, and unfortunately, the games my kid wanted were actually exclusively Nintendo licensed games. Like, Smash Bros. and Captain Toad. Nintendo is like Disney. There shit never has a price reduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, midnight said: I went in for Switch games, and unfortunately, the games my kid wanted were actually exclusively Nintendo licensed games. Like, Smash Bros. and Captain Toad. Nintendo is like Disney. There shit never has a price reduction. A good example of that can be found on their older titles as well. Mario Kart 7 on 3DS is still 30 bucks and I believe MK on the Wii is 40? Yeah, unless its Samus or Link related that isn't Smash bros., I don't care that much about Nintendo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/10/2019 at 6:05 PM, Naraku4656 said: i was stopped once for a $30 microwave. the only time i've ever been stopped at a walmart before and i was like "dude do you think i could sneak out of the front door with a giant fucking microwave come on" I believe you'd be surprised what people try to pull at walmart, and I mean I guess I gotta use the term "people" lightly. I believe there's an entire subreddit etc. dedicated to the "people" of walmart anyway.. Not to be confused with your everyday customer ofcourse.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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