Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, molarbear said: Bruh Jam vol. 4 See we sell the event like people missed out on the first 3, plus it's a total douche name so we immediately rope in that crowd. Explode on social media, host a second Fyre event, then disappear to some island with loads of money Never have I heard of a better, more thoroughly thought, plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mix said: You bout to catch that hurricane kick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You bout to catch that hurricane kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mix said: An inferior technique. Easily dodged as shown. You cannot escape my kick. Now ask yourself: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 37 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: An inferior technique. Easily dodged as shown. You cannot escape my kick. Now ask yourself: Does this look like the face of a man who isn't ready? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 ITT: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 if I was going to be in a boxing match this would be the fight music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 6 hours ago, discolemonade said: i would have to respectfully decline. i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. All the better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Me vs Trigonometry, and I'm on the ropes right now. Hah, i bet i could still wreck trig. I just memorized the two special triangles and one other thing... I think it was what the ratios meant, like sine is y over r and all that. But once you go to abstract math all that shit is algebra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 16 hours ago, molarbear said: and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins ROFL. Despite video games, starting with the NES, being my whole world until the age of 13 (and still a significant part of my world until, I don't know, age 19 maybe?), I have always sucked at video games. I've never even beaten the original Super Mario Bros. Even when I revisited it as an adult. Even on Super Mario All-Stars where I can have a save point to world 8-1. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Mix said: I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time.... Goddamn it, as I was reading the thread just now, I wanted to make a "he can literally swing his dick around" joke, but you ruined it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ROFL. Despite video games, starting with the NES, being my whole world until the age of 13 (and still a significant part of my world until, I don't know, age 19 maybe?), I have always sucked at video games. I've never even beaten the original Super Mario Bros. Even when I revisited it as an adult. Even on Super Mario All-Stars where I can have a save point to world 8-1. I never beat the original SMB either mostly because the game bored the hell out me and I would quit midway through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Kudasai said: I never beat the original SMB either mostly because the game bored the hell out me and I would quit midway through As an adult, I couldn't beat it because I couldn't figure out the correct pattern for world 8-4 before the timer runs out, and I couldn't get any practice in because there's a part in world 8-3 where the hammer bros. almost always kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 18 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Sponges (cause he's fucking crazy) Fuck, I forgot to respond to this when I first replied to the thread. *ahem* Sponges (because ginguy refuses to acknowledge sponges' existence, and probably has for several years now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Goddamn it, as I was reading the thread just now, I wanted to make a "he can literally swing his dick around" joke, but you ruined it. that's me...Mix, ruiner of all things good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Zeni vs FFA. I just want to see him get his ass beat multiple times. It would never get old. OR Zeni vs. Viperslayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: ROFL. Despite video games, starting with the NES, being my whole world until the age of 13 (and still a significant part of my world until, I don't know, age 19 maybe?), I have always sucked at video games. I've never even beaten the original Super Mario Bros. Even when I revisited it as an adult. Even on Super Mario All-Stars where I can have a save point to world 8-1. You should really invest in a Game Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 7 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Hah, i bet i could still wreck trig. I just memorized the two special triangles and one other thing... I think it was what the ratios meant, like sine is y over r and all that. But once you go to abstract math all that shit is algebra. The angle of theta can go fuck itself. Not mad at you, just my homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Kudasai said: I never beat the original SMB either mostly because the game bored the hell out me and I would quit midway through blasphemy! og smb is best of the 2d series! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: You should really invest in a Game Genie Oh I had a game genie, but to me that doesn't really "count." I beat SMB3 and Secret of Mana with game genies when I was a kid. But when I realized Game Genie doesn't guard against getting knocked into a pit over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, no amount of infinite lives is gonna get me past this shit with some games. It must've either been Ninja Gaiden or Ninja Gaiden II that made me come to that realization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: blasphemy! og smb is best of the 2d series! Now that's an opinion you don't hear often. Everyone always creams themselves over SMB3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 i know im in the minority with that opinion but smb got it perfect the first time around with their gameplay and level design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: i know im in the minority with that opinion but smb got it perfect the first time around with their gameplay and level design. For me Super Mario World was far and away the pinnacle of 2D Mario. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: Super Mario World is best of the 2d series! fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) On 2/7/2019 at 12:25 AM, Zenigundam said: they used to call me the Sonic Rican and Mike Tyson I think you misheard - it was probably "Sonic eatin' Cicely Tyson". Edited February 8, 2019 by tsar4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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