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Posted
22 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Bruh Jam vol. 4

See we sell the event like people missed out on the first 3, plus it's a total douche name so we immediately rope in that crowd. Explode on social media, host a second Fyre event, then disappear to some island with loads of money

Never have I heard of a better, more thoroughly thought, plan

Posted
37 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

An inferior technique. Easily dodged as shown. You cannot escape my kick. 

Now ask yourself: 

 

are_you_ready_for_the___hurricane___gif_

 

Does this look like the face of a man who isn't ready?

 

Njo.gif

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Posted
6 hours ago, discolemonade said:

i would have to respectfully decline.

i used to box, and greco wrestle. seems like an unfair advantage tbh. 

 

All the better 

Posted
2 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Me vs Trigonometry, and I'm on the ropes right now. ^_^

Hah, i bet i could still wreck trig. I just memorized the two special triangles and one other thing... I think it was what the ratios meant, like sine is y over r and all that. But once you go to abstract math all that shit is algebra.

Posted
16 hours ago, molarbear said:

and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins

 

ROFL. Despite video games, starting with the NES, being my whole world until the age of 13 (and still a significant part of my world until, I don't know, age 19 maybe?), I have always sucked at video games.

I've never even beaten the original Super Mario Bros. Even when I revisited it as an adult. Even on Super Mario All-Stars where I can have a save point to world 8-1. :/

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Posted
4 hours ago, Mix said:

I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time....

Goddamn it, as I was reading the thread just now, I wanted to make a "he can literally swing his dick around" joke, but you ruined it.

Posted
13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

ROFL. Despite video games, starting with the NES, being my whole world until the age of 13 (and still a significant part of my world until, I don't know, age 19 maybe?), I have always sucked at video games.

I've never even beaten the original Super Mario Bros. Even when I revisited it as an adult. Even on Super Mario All-Stars where I can have a save point to world 8-1. :/

I never beat the original SMB either mostly because the game bored the hell out me and I would quit midway through:|

Posted
1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

I never beat the original SMB either mostly because the game bored the hell out me and I would quit midway through:|

As an adult, I couldn't beat it because I couldn't figure out the correct pattern for world 8-4 before the timer runs out, and I couldn't get any practice in because there's a part in world 8-3 where the hammer bros. almost always kill me.

Posted
18 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

 

Sponges (cause he's fucking crazy)

 

Fuck, I forgot to respond to this when I first replied to the thread. *ahem*

Sponges (because ginguy refuses to acknowledge sponges' existence, and probably has for several years now)

Posted
2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Goddamn it, as I was reading the thread just now, I wanted to make a "he can literally swing his dick around" joke, but you ruined it.

that's me...Mix, ruiner of all things good

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Posted
6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

ROFL. Despite video games, starting with the NES, being my whole world until the age of 13 (and still a significant part of my world until, I don't know, age 19 maybe?), I have always sucked at video games.

I've never even beaten the original Super Mario Bros. Even when I revisited it as an adult. Even on Super Mario All-Stars where I can have a save point to world 8-1. :/

You should really invest in a Game Genie

Posted
7 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Hah, i bet i could still wreck trig. I just memorized the two special triangles and one other thing... I think it was what the ratios meant, like sine is y over r and all that. But once you go to abstract math all that shit is algebra.

The angle of theta can go fuck itself. Not mad at you, just my homework.

Posted
1 hour ago, molarbear said:

You should really invest in a Game Genie

Oh I had a game genie, but to me that doesn't really "count." I beat SMB3 and Secret of Mana with game genies when I was a kid. But when I realized Game Genie doesn't guard against getting knocked into a pit over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, no amount of infinite lives is gonna get me past this shit with some games. It must've either been Ninja Gaiden or Ninja Gaiden II that made me come to that realization.

Posted (edited)
On 2/7/2019 at 12:25 AM, Zenigundam said:

 they used to call me the Sonic Rican and Mike Tyson

I think you misheard - it was probably "Sonic eatin' Cicely Tyson".

Edited by tsar4
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