Planning to enlist in the marines soon

[Zenigundam]

Hopefully, my bench warrant isn't an issue. Fortnite trained me well, I'm ready for this. 💪🦒👨‍✈️

 

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Please do.

[scope]

You're short enough, bullets will just whizz by your head.

[Mini_ghost420]

enlist in shutting up. you think the drill master is going to put up with your nonsense?

[Zenigundam]

6 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

enlist in shutting up. you think the drill master is going to put up with your nonsense?

Ummm he's gonna have to. He knows the deal!! 👊

[Majin Mayhem]

15 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Hopefully, my bench warrant isn't an issue. Fortnite trained me well, I'm ready for this. 💪🦒👨‍✈️

 

couple things:

1) you’re too old

2) you’re too fat

3) I bet if you went to the fair and did the pull up challenge the marines always set up, not only could you not do a single one, but you’d be crying like the lil beta bitch you are

[bnmjy]

You should enlist as a flight attendant. Go get an Asian route, so you can buy hookers and eventually contract HIV!

[Distortedreasoning]

this is the first thing i thought of

 

 

[Zenigundam]

9 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said:

couple things:

1) you’re too old

2) you’re too fat

3) I bet if you went to the fair and did the pull up challenge the marines always set up, not only could you not do a single one, but you’d be crying like the lil beta bitch you are

1. I'm young and beautiful and amazing and and and I relate to legal age high school women

2. I'm 185lbs of lean ass muscle

3. Pull ups are my speciality 

🐺

[Zenigundam]

I'm not doing this to impress the hot legal teenage beach babes, I'm doing this to save America from the North Korean missile crisis. America needs me.

[Majin Mayhem]

3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

1. I'm young and beautiful and amazing and and and I relate to legal age high school women

2. I'm 185lbs of lean ass muscle

3. Pull ups are my speciality 

🐺

 

[scope]

17 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

this is the first thing i thought of

 

 

You keep gettin Marines and gum mixed up man

[Zenigundam]

I'm a soldier.

[cyberbully]

Zeni wins again.

[naraku360]

1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm not doing this to impress the hot legal teenage beach babes, I'm doing this to save America from the North Korean missile crisis. America needs me.

What are you going to do to stop them? Block them with your fat man-tits?

Edited September 21, 2018 by naraku360

[tsar4]

5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

 

3. Pull ups are my speciality 

🐺

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[NaBarney]

Becoming a troop to cast your inevitable spree in a more sympathetic light 

[Tengu]

Zeni’s first day

 

[discolé monade]

bwahahahaha

oh yes, zeni. please...do. 

i'll even come to your graduation. for real. 

hahahahahahahaa

[midnight]

You're too chubby and too beta for the Marines.

[Mr Owl]

You would get ambushed by law enforcement officers 

[ghostrek]

I had family in the Marines  you don't come off  has lean mean fighting machine 

plus   the MPs will love you

[Phillies]

there are no girls in the marines. only male butt. 

[Mr Owl]

Just now, Phillies said:

there are no girls in the marines. only male butt. 

He never saw the village people  videos 

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, Phillies said:

there are no girls in the marines. only male butt. 

there female marines

[Mr Owl]

Just now, ghostrek said:

there female marines

Those girls would castrate him and then leave him for dead

[ghostrek]

Just now, Kuroko said:

Those girls would castrate him and then leave him for dead

yes they will

[Mr Owl]

Just now, ghostrek said:

yes they will

No painkillers when the  castration begins 

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, Kuroko said:

No painkillers when the  castration begins 

ok that sounds painfull

[Mr Owl]

Just now, ghostrek said:

ok that sounds painfull

Well he needs a cruel wake up call to reality 

[CutieQuesadilla]

[CutieQuesadilla]

[CutieQuesadilla]