Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Hopefully, my bench warrant isn't an issue. Fortnite trained me well, I'm ready for this. 💪🦒👨✈️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Please do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 You're short enough, bullets will just whizz by your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 enlist in shutting up. you think the drill master is going to put up with your nonsense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: enlist in shutting up. you think the drill master is going to put up with your nonsense? Ummm he's gonna have to. He knows the deal!! 👊 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Hopefully, my bench warrant isn't an issue. Fortnite trained me well, I'm ready for this. 💪🦒👨✈️ couple things: 1) you’re too old 2) you’re too fat 3) I bet if you went to the fair and did the pull up challenge the marines always set up, not only could you not do a single one, but you’d be crying like the lil beta bitch you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 You should enlist as a flight attendant. Go get an Asian route, so you can buy hookers and eventually contract HIV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 this is the first thing i thought of 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said: couple things: 1) you’re too old 2) you’re too fat 3) I bet if you went to the fair and did the pull up challenge the marines always set up, not only could you not do a single one, but you’d be crying like the lil beta bitch you are 1. I'm young and beautiful and amazing and and and I relate to legal age high school women 2. I'm 185lbs of lean ass muscle 3. Pull ups are my speciality 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 I'm not doing this to impress the hot legal teenage beach babes, I'm doing this to save America from the North Korean missile crisis. America needs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: 1. I'm young and beautiful and amazing and and and I relate to legal age high school women 2. I'm 185lbs of lean ass muscle 3. Pull ups are my speciality 🐺 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: this is the first thing i thought of You keep gettin Marines and gum mixed up man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 I'm a soldier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Zeni wins again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I'm not doing this to impress the hot legal teenage beach babes, I'm doing this to save America from the North Korean missile crisis. America needs me. What are you going to do to stop them? Block them with your fat man-tits? Edited September 21, 2018 by naraku360 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: 3. Pull ups are my speciality 🐺 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Becoming a troop to cast your inevitable spree in a more sympathetic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Zeni’s first day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 bwahahahaha oh yes, zeni. please...do. i'll even come to your graduation. for real. hahahahahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 You're too chubby and too beta for the Marines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 You would get ambushed by law enforcement officers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 I had family in the Marines you don't come off has lean mean fighting machine plus the MPs will love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 there are no girls in the marines. only male butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: there are no girls in the marines. only male butt. He never saw the village people videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: there are no girls in the marines. only male butt. there female marines 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: there female marines Those girls would castrate him and then leave him for dead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Kuroko said: Those girls would castrate him and then leave him for dead yes they will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: yes they will No painkillers when the castration begins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: No painkillers when the castration begins ok that sounds painfull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, ghostrek said: ok that sounds painfull Well he needs a cruel wake up call to reality 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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