Zenigundam Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) 3rd-4th grade crush: Moved to Boston after 4th grade. Tried adding her on MySpace in HS, but she never responded to my friend request even though she logged back in long after I sent the request. Middle school biddie: Has been in a relationship for two years now. Has been in relationships since graduating HS. Was friends with her on FB during my freshman year of college, but I deactivated that account after my freshman year. Saw her on OKC a few years ago. They're both too old for me now. Middle school girl was my best shot because she liked me at a point and we had extended AOL IM convos for a time and she changed her profile page to say that "[insert my screen name] has my heart". I felt like I could fly that day. Yeah nothing ever happened though. I was too scared to talk to her in class, and now I'm not scared at all, but maybe too aggressive and forthcoming, so that offsets it anyway. Edited August 24, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Rip Zeni 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Rip Zeni That was a while ago. My HS crushes were what really screwed things up. I needed to win one of those, but those were tough because I was going for true hotties. 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 My elementary school crush is in med school and I don't even remember who I had crushes on in middle school and beyond or really care what they're up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Paula Abdul is on drugs or something and I think Natalie Portman is still acting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Pedder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Paula Abdul is on drugs or something and I think Natalie Portman is still acting. Well Paula Abdul is my mom's age, and Natalie Portman has kids, which makes me mad that she went that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 They're fat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: They're fat One of my HS crushes added a bit of weight. She's dating someone who isn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 38 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Well Paula Abdul is my mom's age, and Natalie Portman has kids, which makes me mad that she went that far. Paula looks good for her age. I don't think I really had a crush on Cyndi Lauper, I wanted her to be my mom or babysitter or something. I think she aged in a funny way because if I imagined Cyndi Lauper old it would be this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 strangely enough, i still remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 You're the only person here that still has elementary school crushes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: strangely enough, i still remember them. How can you forget them? You went to school with them every day and you dreamed of kissing them and cuddling with them and and and.. 😦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 23 minutes ago, naraku360 said: You're the only person here that still has elementary school crushes. The girls you liked didn't feel the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Fuck if I know creeper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, Quackers said: my basement *body reverberates with the giggle chills* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I really don't know. I left the state for two years and when I came back, she was no place on anybody's radar. Right now, she could be doing anything from busing tables to teaching Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I really don't know. I left the state for two years and when I came back, she was no place on anybody's radar. Right now, she could be doing anything from busing tables to teaching Spanish. Did you try looking her up on Facebook or Googling her? Worst case scenario you can try the yellow pages or hire a private investigator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: I really don't know. I left the state for two years and when I came back, she was no place on anybody's radar. Right now, she could be doing anything from busing tables to teaching Spanish. So the kids hated you all the way back in elementary school, huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Raising my kids somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 52 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Did you try looking her up on Facebook or Googling her? Worst case scenario you can try the yellow pages or hire a private investigator. When a person goes Garbo, it's best to leave well enough alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 43 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So the kids hated you all the way back in elementary school, huh? All but the brainy kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: All but the brainy kids. ...who used you as bully bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: When a person goes Garbo, it's best to leave well enough alone. It's never bad to be proactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, scoobdog said: ...who used you as bully bait. He dropped out in 3rd grade....He was their janitor too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Well, he was fully vested at 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I think she moved to Indiana or Illinois or something and works in insurance now We talk about once a year bc we used to be tight, last time I talked to her about a year ago she said she was getting married. Maybe I will say hi, or maybe we will never talk again. It is the same no matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 35 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I think she moved to Indiana or Illinois or something and works in insurance now We talk about once a year bc we used to be tight, last time I talked to her about a year ago she said she was getting married. Maybe I will say hi, or maybe we will never talk again. It is the same no matter I might do the same with mine. Try to get in touch with them, see where their heads are at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 I was a navy kid. I'm not gonna find anyone i knew in elementary school. I'm lucky enough i stayed in touch with my bud i met in 8th grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 32 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I might do the same with mine. Try to get in touch with them, see where their heads are at. Over the internet, right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 In person 🐰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 hours ago, KimopoBotar said: I was a navy kid. I'm not gonna find anyone i knew in elementary school. I'm lucky enough i stayed in touch with my bud i met in 8th grade. If you search hard enough, you can find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 They're somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: They're somewhere else. Didn't you ever wonder where? Didn't you ever wanna find them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 36 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Didn't you ever wonder where? Didn't you ever wanna find them? Curiousity got me once and I wound up reconnecting with not only my first grade crush, but also my first grade best friends on Facebook a few years back. They are all happy and successful and married, so I'm happy for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 47 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Curiousity got me once and I wound up reconnecting with not only my first grade crush, but also my first grade best friends on Facebook a few years back. They are all happy and successful and married, so I'm happy for them. I want to reconnect as well. I wanna know everything that's happened in their lives since we last talked, and I wanna spend time with them. 🐷 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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