Clu Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 "Don't forget to wash your hands before you touch your penis." - Double D My penis burns. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 I don't believe for a minute an Ed, Edd, and Eddy character said that.
Still Me Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Clu said: "Don't forget to wash your hands before you touch your penis." - Double D My penis burns. Ouch
fuggstop Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 Like a burning sensation down there is new to you. 1
stilgar Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 There are people who love to touch their genitals after cutting peppers. 1
Clu Posted July 22, 2018 Author Posted July 22, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: There are people who love to touch their genitals after cutting peppers. I can see me touching other people's genitals for kicks.
KimopoBotar Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, stilgar said: There are people who love to touch their genitals after cutting peppers. I guess trigunbebop's balloon thing was pretty tame after all. Edited July 22, 2018 by KimopoBotar
fuggstop Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: I love to touch my genitals after cutting peppers. Ew, stilgar. Get a gf already.
stilgar Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Clu said: I can see me touching other people's genitals for kicks. It is also fun to peel a nub of ginger and insert it into someones asshole. 1
stilgar Posted July 22, 2018 Posted July 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Ew, stilgar. Get a gf already. Another one? 1
nameraka Posted July 23, 2018 Posted July 23, 2018 i have done this. also before you put your contacts in. 1
Phillies Posted July 23, 2018 Posted July 23, 2018 I touched pee pee after touching habanero pepper. not good idea
Codename: Jackass Posted July 23, 2018 Posted July 23, 2018 My dad has a story from when he was a line cook in the '80s. He was chopping peppers for salsa and tossing them in a food processor when a seed somehow flew out of the processor and lodged itself under his eyelid. After digging it out his eye was swollen shut for two or three days. lol@him 2
Phillies Posted July 23, 2018 Posted July 23, 2018 29 minutes ago, nameraka said: i have done this. also before you put your contacts in. yeah i did that with hot chicken wings, then went on an airplane for 6 hours. Had to fly that flight blind.
sahockeygrl15 Posted July 24, 2018 Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/22/2018 at 2:33 PM, Clu said: "Don't forget to wash your hands before you touch your penis." - Double D My penis burns. Dip it in milk 1
lupin_bebop Posted July 24, 2018 Posted July 24, 2018 Guess you learned the joys of capsaicin. Congratulations. Now, you’ll need milk. 1
stilgar Posted July 24, 2018 Posted July 24, 2018 1 hour ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Dip it in milk Hey, can I call you milk? 1
molarbear Posted July 24, 2018 Posted July 24, 2018 I too am into erotic vegetable cutting and find myself fapping after sexily chopping peppers way more than I should
sahockeygrl15 Posted July 24, 2018 Posted July 24, 2018 6 hours ago, stilgar said: Hey, can I call you milk? Oooo, oooooo! You sure can!! 2
discolé monade Posted July 25, 2018 Posted July 25, 2018 pfft. i hear that air force recruits use ben gay as hand job lube. he knows what he's doing. probably just didn't count on the potency of said pepper. 1
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