Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 "Why did you pull back? You're making me look bad in front of all these bystanders?" <3
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Dude how many times do I have to tell you. I'm not attracted to Sonic Ricans.
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I was hoping the OP said "what's in the bowl, bitch"
Houdini Splicer Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 "Why did you pull back? You're making me look bad in front of all these bystanders?" <3 But she's your mom, dude.
RPM Jr. Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 "So I checked to see if you have prostate cancer, and I realized you were too young for one of those exams. I want my money back."
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 Setting my OKC filters to the 18-19 age range, and I'll look for girls who answered yes to sleeping with someone on the first date because that means they want the Zeni. Let's do it!!! I can't let you guys keep getting all the behind the scenes action!!! So you mean after all these years, everybody's been getting slammed and not me?!?! Nope!!! Not anymore!!!! These OKC girls have had their last laughs!!! <3
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 Lose your virginity way before I do will ya?!?!?! I'll show them... I'll show them all
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 She's cute, she just has to send me those digits. I won't be ignored this time!!
Skiles Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 Wow, that girl looks a lot like her family is gonna miss her.
stilgar Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 Lose your virginity way before I do will ya?!?!?! I'll show them... I'll show them all You should show them by killing yourself.
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 Wow, that girl looks a lot like her family is gonna miss her. Yeah but she can't be their little girl forever, as clichéd as that sounds.
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 I SAID I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMNIT!!! *spins around by the shoulder* :420:
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 We all know this isn't going anywhere.
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 You should show them by killing yourself. come on, Stilgar...you're better than this
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 We all know this isn't going anywhere. It will if she just FCKING REPLIES TO MY QUESTION!!!! SEND ME YOUR ### ALREADY!!!!! *PUNCHES WALL REPEATEDLY AND THROWS FURNITURE ACROSS THE ROOM*
Skiles Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 come on, Stilgar...you're better than this 1. No he isn't. None of us are. 2. He isn't wrong.
Kudasai Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 It will if she just FCKING REPLIES TO MY QUESTION!!!! SEND ME YOUR ### ALREADY!!!!! *PUNCHES WALL REPEATEDLY AND THROWS FURNITURE ACROSS THE ROOM* Shut up Rebecca -1
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 1. No he isn't. 2. He isn't wrong. 1. Yes, he is. 2. (see answer to #1)
tsar4 Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 Did she buy you just one MAD magazine or the whole subscription?
tsar4 Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 Those fumes are probably counterindicated to solving the issue.
tsar4 Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 I was hoping the OP said "what's in the bowl, bitch" I was expecting, "Is this your card?" Although, "You've got a pretty big 'Adam's Apple" would work too.
StarPanda Posted January 22, 2017 Posted January 22, 2017 Gotta put you like the bbw on the okc profile You will get some messages
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 But I have both of their OKC pages opened up in my Microsoft Edge browser while I multitask between poker and TV. I'm going to be there when they log back in. I'm worried that one or both aren't alone tonight, and it's bothering me! :
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Posted January 22, 2017 I hope that's the case. They're both 18 and need to be at home doing homework, not having sex at such a young age. O_O
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