Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 "Why did you pull back? You're making me look bad in front of all these bystanders?" <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Dude how many times do I have to tell you. I'm not attracted to Sonic Ricans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I was hoping the OP said "what's in the bowl, bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 "Why did you pull back? You're making me look bad in front of all these bystanders?" <3 But she's your mom, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 "So that was $20, right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 "So I checked to see if you have prostate cancer, and I realized you were too young for one of those exams. I want my money back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 Setting my OKC filters to the 18-19 age range, and I'll look for girls who answered yes to sleeping with someone on the first date because that means they want the Zeni. Let's do it!!! I can't let you guys keep getting all the behind the scenes action!!! So you mean after all these years, everybody's been getting slammed and not me?!?! Nope!!! Not anymore!!!! These OKC girls have had their last laughs!!! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Gooooooooo Zeni!! O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 <3 :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 Lose your virginity way before I do will ya?!?!?! I'll show them... I'll show them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 this is the one...I just have a feeling wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 She's cute, she just has to send me those digits. I won't be ignored this time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Wow, that girl looks a lot like her family is gonna miss her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Lose your virginity way before I do will ya?!?!?! I'll show them... I'll show them all You should show them by killing yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 Wow, that girl looks a lot like her family is gonna miss her. Yeah but she can't be their little girl forever, as clichéd as that sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 I SAID I'M TALKING TO YOU, DAMNIT!!! *spins around by the shoulder* :420: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 We all know this isn't going anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 You should show them by killing yourself. come on, Stilgar...you're better than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 We all know this isn't going anywhere. It will if she just FCKING REPLIES TO MY QUESTION!!!! SEND ME YOUR ### ALREADY!!!!! *PUNCHES WALL REPEATEDLY AND THROWS FURNITURE ACROSS THE ROOM* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 come on, Stilgar...you're better than this 1. No he isn't. None of us are. 2. He isn't wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 It will if she just FCKING REPLIES TO MY QUESTION!!!! SEND ME YOUR ### ALREADY!!!!! *PUNCHES WALL REPEATEDLY AND THROWS FURNITURE ACROSS THE ROOM* Shut up Rebecca -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 1. No he isn't. 2. He isn't wrong. 1. Yes, he is. 2. (see answer to #1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Did she buy you just one MAD magazine or the whole subscription? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Those fumes are probably counterindicated to solving the issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Shout Shout Let it all out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was hoping the OP said "what's in the bowl, bitch" I was expecting, "Is this your card?" Although, "You've got a pretty big 'Adam's Apple" would work too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Gotta put you like the bbw on the okc profile You will get some messages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 how much force will you use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 how much force will you use? About 4 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 About 4 inches powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 But I have both of their OKC pages opened up in my Microsoft Edge browser while I multitask between poker and TV. I'm going to be there when they log back in. I'm worried that one or both aren't alone tonight, and it's bothering me! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 I hope that's the case. They're both 18 and need to be at home doing homework, not having sex at such a young age. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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