That_One_Guy Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 When I was like 11 I had my first fat desktop computer with internet access. I really wanted to download an emulator, but I had no idea what I was doing so I ended up downloading a bunch of shit that I shouldn't have. I ended up with so much malware that even when I wasn't connected to the internet I heard advertisements for dish soap and shit. I also had a shit ton of pop ups. And I kept clicking on the ones that said they'd clean my computer cause I was freaking the fuck out. I was worried my mom would see all the porn I'd been looking up. All I ended up doing was making it worse. Eventually, the computer was fixed and I jerked off to chicks in guitar magazines like a peasent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Better than me.......I panicked and and told my parents the dog knocked it over... it was me....that first computer knew too much >.> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) I downloaded Half-Life or Half-Life 2 when I was 17 from a warez site and the person that uploaded it was kind enough to include a boot virus. It destroyed the OS but luckily that was all. Edit: It was actually a pretty stylish virus too. I got five minutes into the game and then things got weird and a voice said, "This is what you wanted." Edited May 20, 2018 by GreatBallsOfJizz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: Better than me.......I panicked and and told my parents the dog knocked it over... it was me....that first computer knew too much >.> You gotta do what you gotta do Holmes 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I downloaded Half-Life or Half-Life 2 when I was 17 from a warez site and the person that uploaded it was kind enough to include a boot virus. It destroyed the OS but luckily that was all. Fucking assholes man. Like why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I've had malware back in the day when all you had to do was open task manager and figure out what shouldn't be there and turn it off then find the files and delete them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 my parents thought i was always downloading viruses. i wasn't. the computer we had just sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 40 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I downloaded Half-Life or Half-Life 2 when I was 17 from a warez site and the person that uploaded it was kind enough to include a boot virus. It destroyed the OS but luckily that was all. Edit: It was actually a pretty stylish virus too. I got five minutes into the game and then things got weird and a voice said, "This is what you wanted." That would scare the tits off me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: That would scare the tits off me i would burn the computer. no joke. if it started talking to me like that, right in the trash Edited May 20, 2018 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: That would scare the tits off me No kidding. It makes you try to force quit and then reboot because it didn't work, dusting the pictures and lighting a small fire for the virus you downloaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I learned early how to distinguish what and what not to click and DL long ago.....I can't seem to get my kids to follow suit though....They will click anything. Though when I first started pirating, I did use a client's already malware bogged computer to "test some shit out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Weather bug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Clicked some link when I wasn't really paying attention & ended up with "Golden Palace Casino" virus. Took about half a day to clean the thing out of everywhere it had infested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Ransomware Someone hack mom's email adress and locked her out. Then a message comes up stating to call "microsoft virus team and have credit card ready". Mom almost fell for it, thankfully I was watching the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Also was looking up hentai and somehow Norton failed to stop malware and a virus. Fuck Norton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I basically killed a family computer during puberty by clicking the wrong porn links. Every couple minutes you would see some boobies, which sounds much cooler in theory than in practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, naraku360 said: I basically killed a family computer during puberty by clicking the wrong porn links. Every couple minutes you would see some boobies, which sounds much cooler in theory than in practice. Well yeah, especially if you're trying to do homework or game or something with your parents in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well yeah, especially if you're trying to do homework or game or something with your parents in the room. We only had one computer and I was the only boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I would say I've had three worst virus experiences, all bad for different reasons. 1. Some error would constantly pop-up on my screen. I closed the pop-up and another would come in its place. I literally could not do anything with my computer. And disconnecting from the Internet didn't help either. 2. Once I got this virus that randomly replaced legit banner ads on legit sites (this happened to me on ASMB constantly at the time I had this virus) with a REALLY annoying iPhone or iPod or whatever banner ad that would fucking TALK. 3. One time I was using a p2p program (can't remember which, and no, it wasn't Limewire), I was looking for porn. I downloaded what I thought was a pic of one of my favorite adult models of the time. I open it, it was actually a script that converted every single jpg on my hard drive to some weird format that wouldn't open. I don't think it affected my computer as a whole particularly negatively, but it did wipe out almost my entire porn collection (back in those days it was all about the pics, because vids were hard to download). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 worst experience? not sure i used to fix everyones computer viruses all the time and the worst part about those were that they were old computers. all were pentiums 4 which always made them such a pain just to do anything with. but the fixes became easy. the real bad ones i just reformatted the hard drives. had a few where the virus survived reformatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 We had some shitty cheap anti-virus program that ended up getting infiltrated by a virus, to the point where the anti-virus program would behave like a virus itself. Trying to remove it was an ordeal, and we had several computers in the house that were using that antivirus at the time. I think it was called "panda" something. I can't remember if factory settings worked to get rid of it, but I remember trying to uninstall it not working, straight up deleting it didn't work, trying to use a different antivirus to quarantine and delete it didn't work. Worst part is I don't think it even came from porn, this was back in the AOL days, so shit was rife everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 10 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I would say I've had three worst virus experiences, all bad for different reasons. 1. Some error would constantly pop-up on my screen. I closed the pop-up and another would come in its place. I literally could not do anything with my computer. And disconnecting from the Internet didn't help either. 2. Once I got this virus that randomly replaced legit banner ads on legit sites (this happened to me on ASMB constantly at the time I had this virus) with a REALLY annoying iPhone or iPod or whatever banner ad that would fucking TALK. 3. One time I was using a p2p program (can't remember which, and no, it wasn't Limewire), I was looking for porn. I downloaded what I thought was a pic of one of my favorite adult models of the time. I open it, it was actually a script that converted every single jpg on my hard drive to some weird format that wouldn't open. I don't think it affected my computer as a whole particularly negatively, but it did wipe out almost my entire porn collection (back in those days it was all about the pics, because vids were hard to download). The second worst was after a year of having my own computer, my parents' computer was infected by a ton of viruses, and it took a whole day to clean that sucker. I was so annoyed that I lectured them about proper computer surfing for like an hour. The number one worst was pretty much DMA's #1 plus I couldn't start the computer in safe mode, and I don't think it would let me do a system restore either. This was two years after I cleaned off all the viruses so I was super annoyed that they ignored my advice and totally borked their computer. I wasn't spending all day to fix that shit again, so I told them to take it to the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Don't know about a virus, but I once had a guy hack my computer. He'd pull up my web cam and talk to me with a little messenger, go some really fucked up websites Don't know how I got it, but it was pretty easy to get rid of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Kaspersky failing and locking out the computer from everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/20/2018 at 9:34 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I would say I've had three worst virus experiences, all bad for different reasons. 1. Some error would constantly pop-up on my screen. I closed the pop-up and another would come in its place. I literally could not do anything with my computer. And disconnecting from the Internet didn't help either. 2. Once I got this virus that randomly replaced legit banner ads on legit sites (this happened to me on ASMB constantly at the time I had this virus) with a REALLY annoying iPhone or iPod or whatever banner ad that would fucking TALK. 3. One time I was using a p2p program (can't remember which, and no, it wasn't Limewire), I was looking for porn. I downloaded what I thought was a pic of one of my favorite adult models of the time. I open it, it was actually a script that converted every single jpg on my hard drive to some weird format that wouldn't open. I don't think it affected my computer as a whole particularly negatively, but it did wipe out almost my entire porn collection (back in those days it was all about the pics, because vids were hard to download). I remember the script virus that turned my porn stash to useless txt files, the worst part was I didn't download the damned thing, it was my sister looking for pirated music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 I had some pretty bad ones. Though i haven't gotten anything since.... id say about the start of windows 7 sp2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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