That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Seriously watch it when you're not horny. It's silly af
nameraka Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, bnmjy said: But what if you're always horny?
That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, bnmjy said: But what if you're always horny? Then it's fucking serious
That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: It's kinda gross to me but im super picky Gross all the time?
Vamped Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Gross all the time? Yeeep
That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Yeeep What about it specifically?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 I'm pretty much always horny but I still can find certain porn hilarious. 1
That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: I'm pretty much always horny but I still can find certain porn hilarious. I must have the labido of an old man or some shit because there are times when I don't need sex. You kids and your fornication.
Vamped Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: What about it specifically? The dicks, excessive lengths of blow jobs, sheer amount of seminal fluid and where they choose to release it, and the unrealistic expectation it gives youth of how sex is supposed to be
GunStarHero Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 I regularly laugh at porn, especially the 3D and hentai stuff cause every thing about it is hilariously wrong and bad.
That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: The dicks, excessive lengths of blow jobs, sheer amount of seminal fluid and where they choose to release it, and the unrealistic expectation it gives youth of how sex is supposed to be I 100% agree with you. Porn makes some people think that sex ends with a girl taking a load to the face but like 99.9% literally no woman wants that. I've never even thought to do that because I'd feel like a jerk doing that. Especially if I did it without knowing how she felt about it first. Not to mention the unnecessary excessive shit that they do in porn only because it looks good on camera. Just because it looks good on camera does not mean it feels good.
That_One_Guy Posted April 13, 2018 Author Posted April 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I regularly laugh at porn, especially the 3D and hentai stuff cause every thing about it is hilariously wrong and bad. I love the broken English subtitles in hentai. Epic lulz
GunStarHero Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I love the broken English subtitles in hentai. Epic lulz All time favorite porn quote is from a hentai where a young woman, when propositioned with sex, blurted out "WHAT STUPIDITY ARE YOU!?" 1
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Seriously watch it when you're not horny. It's silly af It is pretty over the top. I can accept it as a valid form of humor.
mochi Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Seriously watch it when you're not horny. It's silly af funny porn is the best porn
Poof Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 I like when ppl talk about porn like theyre the authority on it
NeurocideVibekillah Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: I like when ppl talk about porn like theyre the authority on it I suppose a better thing I should've said was I CAN be a little over the top....
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 porn is hilarious even when I'm not horny.
GuyBeardmane Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 It's impressive when you find a porn that makes you not horny because of it's hilarity. I was watching this one clip with this Asian chick gettin it doggy style and she was totally phoning it in. Her face had the expression of "meh" while she was essentially voice acting, with the "oh yeah" and the "fuck me" and such. Camera pans up to dude's face, and looking straight into the camera in rage, he just lets out this metal roar and it was the funniest goddamn thing.
TrigunBebop Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Even when I'm horny I find porn hilarious. Luckily I often find silly/hilarious things sexy. Kinda makes sense, considering the balloon thing. Balloons are always silly.
fuggnificent Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 57 minutes ago, Phillies said: How does the dude always last so long??? He fucks so much it takes a lot to get him off
fuggnificent Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Also..phillies..they use to loop the porn...they still might but they probably do it better now where you cant notice
Poof Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 7 hours ago, NeurocideVibekillah said: I suppose a better thing I should've said was I CAN be a little over the top.... na i wasnt talking about you at all. just when ppl talk about it in a serious way and its effects, what is best, etc. 99% of the time they never realize how narrow their view and/or understanding of porn & the porn world is. 1
Poof Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 personally this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in a porn: 1 2
CAC Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 18 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Seriously watch it when you're not horny. It's silly af this is why amateur porn is better because they actually are having sex.
Poof Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 59 minutes ago, CAC said: this is why amateur porn is better because they actually are having sex. amateur porn is just bad porn 1
fuggnificent Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 Im not as horny for the first time in my life and its scary af...i miss my constantly dripping wet pussy. Dry as bone now!
mochi Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Poof said: amateur porn is just bad porn I don't completely agree but okay
mochi Posted April 13, 2018 Posted April 13, 2018 I'd also like to point out that porn can be funny simply because sex is kind of funny if you think about it too hard
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