stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Maybe then he'll do something else with his lfe. I'm looking at you viper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 We all know he's never going to do anything with his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Glad you volunteered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'm close to getting a girlfriend, I just have to make a new OKC profile, but I'm too lazy to do it right now, so once I find out whether alcohol will show up on my drug test tomorrow I'll be able to either watch Forensic Files or drink and play online through the morning. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 personally, i just thinks he needs a good ass whoopin O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 personally, i just thinks he needs a good ass whoopin O0 *Steps to you, beer lingering on breath* Know anybody who's up for the task? *cracks knuckles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 personally, i just thinks he needs a good ass whoopin O0 Beating the shit out of a delusional person will only give you momentary satisfaction, it won't snap them out of their delusions. Their twisted mind will just rationalize a way for them to convince themselves that they didn't lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 *Steps to you, beer lingering on breath* Know anybody who's up for the task? *cracks knuckles* im sure theres a few gentlemen around here that are up to the task O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 No you aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 he would have to grow the fuck it for that to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 im sure theres a few gentlemen around here that are up to the task O0 Zeni's ex, viper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 he would have to grow the fuck it for that to happen Hey, short people are loved sometimes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 sure....cause that's totally where I was going with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 I know where you were going with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I know where you were going with it. Not at all. You didn't even know that the Unevenedge forums were working properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 Yes, because crashing for a day and not loading is working properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Zeni's ex, viper. i'd pay for that fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Now you're dissembling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Yes, because crashing for a day and not loading is working properly. I'm sure most of the posters here consider that working properly when they do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 i'd pay for that fight. Oh, they were gonna fight, I thought they were gonna fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Oh, they were gonna fight, I thought they were gonna fuck. First one then the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I think a Fleshlight is the closest he'll ever get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 And then both at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 I think a Fleshlight is the closest he'll ever get. He can't afford a fleshlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He can't afford a fleshlight. That's why he buys them used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 DJ Sona[/member], take one for the team. We know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He can't afford a girl/ boyfriend, either. He could always grab a marker and draw some lips on his fist. That way, he could make out with it before the deed, or after, if that's what he wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 This thread is glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 DJ Sona[/member], take one for the team. We know you want to. On that subject. Hey, Nardog, can't you Bugs Bunny this for us with a skirt? I thought that was your life's ambition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 When he does the Elliott Roger shooting spree he will get a boyfriend in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 On that subject. Hey, Nardog, can't you Bugs Bunny this for us with a skirt? I thought that was your life's ambition. Nah, not into guys. Though, Zeni does have some big old titties, so who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 Nah, not into guys. Though, Zeni does have some big old titties, so who knows? And a micro peen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'm close to getting a girlfriend, I just have to make a new OKC profile, but I'm too lazy to do it right now, so once I find out whether alcohol will show up on my drug test tomorrow I'll be able to either watch Forensic Files or drink and play online through the morning. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Agreed someone get Zenigundam[/member] a partner so he can "accidentally" murder them already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 seems to me the best option would be to nail a lipstick smeared sock to his scrotum and convince him her name is Desarae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Agreed someone get Zenigundam[/member] a partner so he can "accidentally" murder them already *Speaking to cops* S-she fell... under the stone... Why oh why must the good die young?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 *Speaking to cops* S-she fell... under the stone... Why oh why must the good die young?!?! That's why I love rocks. It's the cheapest thing in the Acme Store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 what could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Evilserg is a much better option, for zenni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 mochi[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Maybe then he'll do something else with his lfe. I'm looking at you viper. I already offered to buy Zeni drinks and teach him how to properly talk to women whenever I'm in Jersey during a weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 mochi[/member] I don't want to get murdered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I already offered to buy Zeni drinks and teach him how to properly talk to women whenever I'm in Jersey during a weekend. But did you offer to fluff his nuts? I bet you didn't. Total deal breaker S: > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Give Zeni a dick. Maybe he likes that? :420: O0 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He's made a zillion threads where I'm tempted to reply with "Do you have anything going on in your life besides OKC and ASMB/UEMB? Anything at all?" But decided against it each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He's made a zillion threads where I'm tempted to reply with "Do you have anything going on in your life besides OKC and ASMB/UEMB? Anything at all?" But decided against it each time. He's not authentic. He's not autistic either. It's all an act. The only thing I believe he's remotely truthful about is his horrible luck with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 Evilserg is a much better option, for zenni Why not both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I don't want to get murdered I'm pretty sure you can take him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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