Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Currently closing in on six quarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 My water broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 Congratulations! Are you going to reveal the spawn's gender any time soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 about 14 cups, my piss still isn't clear. I blame the Damn multivitamin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, molarbear said: about 14 cups, my piss still isn't clear. I blame the Damn multivitamin. Is there a reason you need your piss to be clear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Well my day's like - I got home from work at 8am, only drank two mason jars of water + half a bottle of Vitamin Water for all day, got to work at midnight, since being here I've drank half a bottle of water So basically not very much at all in the past 24 hrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) But also I haven't really eaten anything except a fruit bowl and some sun chips in the last 24 hrs either which explains it, since I hate drinking on an empty stomach Edited February 5, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, molarbear said: about 14 cups, my piss still isn't clear. I blame the Damn multivitamin. GOTTA DRINK MORE WATER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is there a reason you need your piss to be clear? Proper hydration can usually be gauged by urine that ranges between a light straw color and clear. Clear is probably overhydrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Nabloom said: But also I haven't really eaten anything except a fruit bowl and some sun chips in the last 24 hrs either which explains it, since I hate drinking on an empty stomach you are a dry fellow, a dryboi, if you will. drybois 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 It's actually packard's child and it has an extra chromosome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: It's actually packard's child and it has an extra chromosome. How very, very unfortunate. Drowning at birth is an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Dryboys taking over, find us splayed out and dessicated in your palaces and boardrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, empty said: How very, very unfortunate. Drowning at birth is an option. Excuse me, I plan on claiming my government benefits. This kid will be quite useful for 18 years. Edited February 5, 2018 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) Dryboys taking over, find us splayed out and dessicated in your palaces and boardrooms How would you rate the quality of your municipality's tap water? Edited February 5, 2018 by empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Is there a reason you need your piss to be clear? I always viewed that as the "Healthy" way. When it's not radioactive orange from the multivitamin it's suppose to be clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: Excuse me, I plan on claiming my government benefits. This will be quite useful for 18 years. Unfortunately, a geriatric janitor won't be much good for child support. Hopefully the government helps you out in other ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, empty said: How would you rate the quality of your municipality's tap water? I think it's fine, drink it every day. I've heard people bitch about it but a lot of folks are just scared of tap water these days I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) I wouldn't be as leery of my town's water if it didn't taste and smell of dirt 24/7. During the summer algae bloom it gets magnitudes worse. The chlorine has become noticeably worse over the past few years as well. The water didn't always taste so dirty. I think standards at the treatment plant have been slipping or the pipes underground are wearing out. Edited February 5, 2018 by empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 It will be a lot today....Yesterday was all liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I typically try and drink half my body weight in ounces a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 gallon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKMongo Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I try to drink a gallon a day. Realistically though, closer to half a gallon give or take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 i try to drink four 24 oz bottles of water /day. 3 gets me to water you’re supposed to have everyday, and one more to make up for my meds and coffee which are both diuretics. I also have carrot and tomato juice like everyday. Sometimes tea too. Then there’s blueberry smoothies. If I have alcohol I drink even more water. I love drinking liquids and being hydrated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Three shots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 a gallon a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 gallons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 There was some water in the energy drink a had, that's about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Misaka said: 2 gallons That's a lot of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: It will be a lot today....Yesterday was all liquor. Nothing like the post-bender rehydrate session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Clu said: I typically try and drink half my body weight in ounces a day. I trust you feel the thirst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 5 hours ago, StarPanda said: 1 gallon Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 hours ago, IKMongo said: I try to drink a gallon a day. Realistically though, closer to half a gallon give or take. You're gonna need an IV with fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Poof said: i try to drink four 24 oz bottles of water /day. 3 gets me to water you’re supposed to have everyday, and one more to make up for my meds and coffee which are both diuretics. I also have carrot and tomato juice like everyday. Sometimes tea too. Then there’s blueberry smoothies. If I have alcohol I drink even more water. I love drinking liquids and being hydrated! I hate that shrunken brain sensation when I haven't had enough to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: Three shots whoa there You better slow down with the water consumption, water poisoning is in your future if you don't turn back now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Mix said: a gallon a day Good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Misaka said: 2 gallons U sweatin and workin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, CAC said: There was some water in the energy drink a had, that's about it. Drybois 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, empty said: Drybois 2018 Wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, empty said: whoa there You better slow down with the water consumption, water poisoning is in your future if you don't turn back now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 60 oz, so far. but it's only 1600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 11 hours ago, empty said: Currently closing in on six quarts. I’m on bottle number 3 so....60ish ounces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 49 minutes ago, CAC said: Wut You are a dry boy. Dryboi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 43 minutes ago, Bouvre said: That was Dylan's customary one glass of water before a nice long bender/writing binge. Do not go gentle into that good night, Bouvre. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 39 minutes ago, discolemonade said: 60 oz, so far. but it's only 1600 MORE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 34 minutes ago, Still Me said: I’m on bottle number 3 so....60ish ounces? MORE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 96 oz. is the optimum minimum of flare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Sixty ounces, aka three 20-ounce cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 4 hours ago, empty said: MORE!!! Sorry it’s hard to drink when I’m super busy at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted February 6, 2018 Author Share Posted February 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Skinko said: Sixty ounces, aka three 20-ounce cups. MORE GODDAMN IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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