rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[The_annoying_one]

My heater has two settings: low and high.

Low means I still freeze and high feels like I’m burning alive.

[[classic swim]]

Have the courtesy to leave a fucking note on the door. Bare minimum of being a lazy inconsiderate cocksucker that’s unhelpful to society.

[Mode 7]

 A video pop up on my timeline which was titled 

"Final Fantasy VII: The sequel nobody asked for"

Of course I just had click on it just to see the comments and... yeah nothing says lack of creativity than using a misleading title 

[The_annoying_one]

Just went in my bathroom to find water all over the floor and a loose pipe under the sink. I’m not a plumber and all the ones I’ve looked up are closed for the weekend. Fuck.

[little_girl_lost]

Fucking hell, I just lay down to go to bed and I get a call from work saying night shift called off, and I have no one to cover it so I hafta go in. On no sleep. And I hafta still work my tomorrow morning shift on top of it.

[André Toulon]

Fr, helping mfers out always bites me in my ass. I swear off even acknowledging people's bullshit for years then one day say " You know what, this person deserves help and it won't hurt me to just offer a little....next thing you know BAM regret

[The_annoying_one]

Chicken and mashed potatoes really shouldn’t share the same texture. I get that this was a really cheap TV dinner and that falls squarely under the “you get what you pay for” side of things, but come on. If you’re gonna shave time off of my life, the least you could do is bring me some joy.

[Mode 7]

If you don't want to do the job that you were hired to do then why are you even here in the first place,  just to be an oxygen thief?

[viperxmns]

A humanity faith reducer is when traffic slows down on the opposite side of the highway crash

Yall suck

[The_annoying_one]

Starting the day with bad news before you even crawl out of bed is always fun.

[katt_goddess]

I was hoping to do some glossy sealer work on a couple of wooden boxes and decided to just spray the crap out of one in an open box in the tub instead of setting up a generic spray tent. 

And now my entire apartment smells like I've been huffing spray paint through a hose.

I think the kitten is high.  She was treating her couch like it was a stripper pole before blasting off into the kitchen for kibbles. 

[Mode 7]

I don't even know where to start with this. I come to work and one of the managers pulls me aside to tell that someone was looking me. I guess this person has major beef with me for some reason who know. And apparently it's some old dude, seriously? I don't have to dealing with some sassy ass old man with a grudge. Get in line along with other butthurt buffoons. All these people are just all talk. They're not going anything other run their dick licker. I tried to confront one of these tough guys and wouldn't you know it he was too much of a chicken shit to come face me. So I'm just going to go on like nothing happened because nothing is going to happen, I promise you, I'm the last person you want to make an enemy out of. 

[The_annoying_one]

I feel like I need to eat something but the very thought of food makes me nauseous. This sucks.

[katt_goddess]

Was asked if I'd be home this Saturday, said yes I'd be home this Saturday. It was to be a delivery of Girl Scout cookies from the niecelette. 

Waited all day. Wanted to take a nap but refused because I'd sleep through any text alerts. Wanted to go to the tiny shop across the street because I thought I saw two of the three glass kitten figures I've been looking for in the window [ they are next to the Caribou where I got breakfast this morning ] but didn't dare because I figured they'd show up while I'm over there. Am just now making coffee because I didn't want to make any until they showed up. Didn't work on any projects because I didn't want to be in the middle of something.

Summary - no one showed up and no one sent a message or called the landline to say they weren't going to make it after all. And now I'm tired and crabby and the kitten is wound up because I promised she'd have new people to climb on. 

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

Was asked if I'd be home this Saturday, said yes I'd be home this Saturday. It was to be a delivery of Girl Scout cookies from the niecelette. 

Waited all day. Wanted to take a nap but refused because I'd sleep through any text alerts. Wanted to go to the tiny shop across the street because I thought I saw two of the three glass kitten figures I've been looking for in the window [ they are next to the Caribou where I got breakfast this morning ] but didn't dare because I figured they'd show up while I'm over there. Am just now making coffee because I didn't want to make any until they showed up. Didn't work on any projects because I didn't want to be in the middle of something.

Summary - no one showed up and no one sent a message or called the landline to say they weren't going to make it after all. And now I'm tired and crabby and the kitten is wound up because I promised she'd have new people to climb on. 

....>.>

<.<

Did you check your life alert notifications by any chance? 

[katt_goddess]

12 hours ago, molarbear said:

....>.>

<.<

Did you check your life alert notifications by any chance? 

Still alive.

Damnit. 

[Sorce]

Me: I ain't spending money on a damn bundle in Fortnite. Neva gonna happen.

Fortnite: Here's a crew pack with Sub-Zero and Hatsune Miku. Also, here's this Cowboy Bebop Bundle with a Tank emote...Bitch.

Me:  Why am I so weak to nerd shit!

[Sorce]

3 minutes ago, Sorce said:

Me: I ain't spending money on a damn bundle in Fortnite. Neva gonna happen.

Fortnite: Here's a crew pack with Sub-Zero and Hatsune Miku. Also, here's this Cowboy Bebop Bundle with a Tank emote...Bitch.

Me:  Why am I so weak to nerd shit!

Qué? First post? Yeah...yeahhhh, I'm new here. I don't know any of you people.

[The_annoying_one]

I low-key wish my body would just kill me already and get it over with. I’m so tired of this shit.

[André Toulon]

17 hours ago, Sorce said:

Qué? First post? Yeah...yeahhhh, I'm new here. I don't know any of you people.

So what happened to the other account 

[GunStarHero]

There is some kind of bizarre cheesecake cartel going on in my area. I thought we were insane charging $80 for a 10 inch cheesecake but apparently we were behind the curve and upped our price to $90 to be in line with everyone else. We do make our own stuff in house but as someone that makes the damn things I don't get it. I mean the math sorta checks out that it's around $11 per slice and there are 8 slices per cheesecake but I cannot fathom dropping $90 on any of our cheesecakes. There are some that I would pay that price for, mostly for a super special occasion, but not ours, much less the other places nearby doing this. 

But fuck me gently with a chainsaw, people are buying them up like crazy. We have to do a dozen per day to meet in house needs and orders.  

[Sorce]

On 3/3/2025 at 2:22 PM, André Toulon said:

So what happened to the other account 

This might be an account I made when I forgot my password years ago and logged in again 1 or 2 weeks ago when I had food poisoning. 

On topic, I hate how I can't remember shit anymore(passwords, phone numbers). Now I have to write everything down.

[André Toulon]

I realize I'm the problem because the way this world is now, it shouldn't be an issue just to be cordial to strangers, but just because we are in line together at a gas station is not the cue to tell me about your day.

Dude, I don't care, and you would think turning my back after going " yeah, that's nice bro" would send an obvious message, but you then notch up beside me just to continue this nonsense story about all the traveling you had to do today and how tired you are...I'm tired too, and that means I'm not trying to waste energy on pointless conversations 

[The_annoying_one]

I really don’t have time or patience to sit here and play phone tag with you all day. I’ll give you one or two more chances and that’s it.

[[classic swim]]

Google, it is a joke for you to be so adamant on how not safe you are, and I’ve wasted so much time sitting down only for you to put my shit through fucking Windows Movie Maker.

What is the exceeding playback bullshit even for, anyway? What are you failing at monetizing?

[Mode 7]

Daylight savings time is so stupid 

[The_annoying_one]

Forgot all about the time change last night and woke up with yet another massive headache this morning. Everything sucks.

[💜 mahala_la_la]

Whoever invented speakerphone needs a swift kick in the pants.

[little_girl_lost]

The other day i had to work late. I was supposed to be off at 3p, i didnt get out until 8p. I thought "i'll just grab some fast food on my way home, mum and bf will feed themselves and i'll just grab a burger or something". That would have been too easy. Bf come into my job that afternoon, says he'll /make chicken or something'. While i don't exactly look forward to his medium rare chicken dinners. i said ok. I tell you the abomination i came home to. First, there was no chicken. He had bought a frozen pizza (if you can call it that). This shit had goat cheese, plum marmalade pizza sauce, and zucchini on it. And my bf is sitting there with a shit-eating grin "don't you wanna try new things honey?". Fucking no. I know what i like and it's not that shit. And he's been with me almost 10 years and *should* know that. So, I had to go without dinner that night cuz i did have to go to bed early to go back to work in the morning and didnt have time to go get or make anything else.

[The_annoying_one]

Being able to cough this shit up just far enough to swallow it back down is probably doing more harm than good.

I feel like a ticking time bomb right now.

[André Toulon]

Police dude...stg, they try to make me amp. Dude stopped me for no insurance...upon checking, he was correct...INS was out. Someone else is supposed to pay it and I shouldn't rely on them but I've never had an issue until today so it wasn't on my radar. Giving him my info and whatnot wasn't a problem, but then he did cop shit. 

My son is in the passenger seat. Head in his lap with his earbuds in....just like every day. This jackass asks "why is he hiding his face".

Dude, he just got out of school, he's tired....he then says "hey"....buddy ignores him...not sure if he didn't hear him or just ig'ed him on purpose....He says I need to identify him, I said he's 15...how are you going to do that. At this point, buddy looks up and I say "yup, that's him"...he takes my shit... obviously sour and goes back to the car. By this time I'm calling the person who was supposed to take care of this, and dip shit comes back. He says I gave you a warning, but you can't drive from here... someone has to pick you up ...I said I'm on the phone now, she's paying the insurance, he tells me how kind he was not to impound my truck and I can't drive because what if I go out here and hit someone and kill a family of four and you aren't insured...you don't seem to care about that.

 

NOW I'm pissed....you think me, the guy with his two kids in the car (I'm assuming he never saw Neff because she's in the back and it tinted well) is going to go out here and kill this imaginary family of four...the phone person starts saying thank you, and she's on the way and we appreciate him...I just go silent because I know it's in my best interest, but don't sit here and act like you're doing me a favor. I ain't thanking you for shit because now you're telling me I can't drive with my damn insurance. So he sits there and waits for us to get picked up, and she still hasn't paid the insurance...which my thing was going to be to show him the active insurance, but I had to just get out my shit and get in the other car. 

So I wound up having to pay it mysel and then went back to get my shit. I guess he decided that since I didn't thank him, he would have it towed. Now I can't find my truck, they said I can just call all the towing companies or call back in the morning. So yeah.....piiiiiiisssssssed.

[scoobdog]

I've never heard of someone getting pulled over for no insurance, so that's got to be some kind of racial profiling thing.  I know that shit happens but its still blood boiling when I hear it happen.

[André Toulon]

31 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I've never heard of someone getting pulled over for no insurance, so that's got to be some kind of racial profiling thing.  I know that shit happens but its still blood boiling when I hear it happen.

They can check insurance via tags.

There's way more to this story...I'm pissed because I feel like bro was stalking me. I mean it could all be pure coincidence, but I saw this dude 3 times before he stopped me.

1: when I wan on my way back from picking up my son. He had a car stopped south bound and I was travelling north. It was a bit weird because his school is agricultural, so it's out in the stocks.....of the three years I've been taking buddy to school, he is the third one I've seen just patrolling the fucking woods. 

2: after I got Neff from her school, I saw him again....with another car stopped at the intersection that takes you to Buddy's school. Meaning after his initial stop, he came back north. I know it's him because the "police" on his cruiser is faded. None of the others are like it. So while at the stop light, I get green and he's stopped at red. I just go on about my business while thinking (damn, bro must be trying to reach a quota) but still, not my problem.

3: As I'm heading East now, and all the traffic at the last get is behind me, I look in my rearview to get in the left lane. There are a few gravel trucks....and behind them, I see this jack ass. I'm not concerned, as far as I know I'm legit ...but I'm like "man, I'm really sick of seeing bro" so I make my left....I look behind me because I'm slightly paranoid, but he's not there so I just keep rolling.

Climax: this road I'm on is a pretty decent stretch and I'm just in the right lane so I'm no longer really checking the rear view. Eventually I get to the light, and stop ....I'm enjoying my music until I look in the rear view ... Where the fuck dude came from is a mystery....he didn't turn behind me (I thought) but suddenly he's on my ass. 

I make the legal right on red...he doesn't even stop...just turns behind me so I know he coming to fuck with me, but why? And you know the rest.