death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny leave your applications in this thread
Phillies Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 I got fuggz and a pillow. Thats about as much progress as I have made.
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 i'll keep trying anyway one day the hottest hottie whos rich and cant control her desires for me will come along. 1
Phillies Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:16 PM, mumbojummie13 said: i'll keep trying anyway one day the hottest hottie whos rich and cant control her desires for me will come along. Expand Yeah maybe we will win the lottery.
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 the best i can manage and some dood he lives in his moms basement and has an unhealthy fixation on his pillow 1
Phillies Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:23 PM, fuggnificent said: the best i can manage and some dood he lives in his moms basement and has an unhealthy fixation on his pillow Expand
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:23 PM, fuggnificent said: the best i can manage and some dood he lives in his moms basement and has an unhealthy fixation on his pillow Expand are you saying you want the job?
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:21 PM, Phillies said: Yeah maybe we will win the lottery. Expand that would be lucky
Phillies Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:25 PM, mumbojummie13 said: are you saying you want the job? Expand She already took the job
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:25 PM, mumbojummie13 said: are you saying you want the job? Expand ill apply but i doubt ill get past the first interview once they learn i can barely afford my own car and my lovers gotta sleep on the floor 1
Phillies Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) fuggz I need my pillow fluffed.. and get me some eggnog... put extra nutmeg in it... and a Leek Edited December 19, 2017 by Phillies
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:02 PM, mumbojummie13 said: and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny leave your applications in this thread Expand I'm none of those things but $20 is $20.
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:28 PM, fuggnificent said: ill apply but i doubt ill get past the first interview once they learn i can barely afford my own car and my lovers gotta sleep on the floor Expand well i hold on to your application just in case.
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:31 PM, That_One_Guy said: I'm none of those things but $20 is $20. Expand i see how thats important
That_One_Guy Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:34 PM, mumbojummie13 said: i see how thats important Expand FUK yea
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:28 PM, Phillies said: fuggz I need my pillow fluffed.. and get me some eggnog... put extra nutmeg in it... and a Leek Expand ok honey coming right up
fuggnificent Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:31 PM, mumbojummie13 said: well i hold on to your application just in case. Expand ok....fingers crossed 1
Vamped Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 Best I can do is arrange a meet and greet with Paula Deen. You have to do the rest 1 1
Hornshire Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 A lady would have to be crazy to take a position like that. We'll ask around next time We're in group. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:51 PM, Cau said: Expand hey! watch those peepers, buddy!
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 10:38 PM, Kweerie said: A lady would have to be crazy to take a position like that. We'll ask around next time We're in group. Expand thanks for the insight... lol
Vamped Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 10:45 PM, bnmjy said: I know how to win your heart: I like ICP. Expand That's.... a lot of person
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:54 PM, Vamped said: Best I can do is arrange a meet and greet with Paula Deen. You have to do the rest Expand ill knock the dust off that old koochie of hers
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 10:59 PM, Vamped said: That's.... a lot of person Expand bnmjy is only commenting to equivocate
scoobdog Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:00 PM, mumbojummie13 said: ill knock the dust off that old koochie of hers Expand Be sure to do it in black face. She loves that shit.
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:05 PM, scoobdog said: Be sure to do it in black face. She loves that shit. Expand ill do mulatto face, keep her wanting more
bnmjy Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:01 PM, mumbojummie13 said: bnmjy is only commenting to equivocate Expand Lies and slander.
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:13 PM, bnmjy said: Lies and slander. Expand then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post?
bnmjy Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:16 PM, mumbojummie13 said: then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post? Expand idklol boredom
scoobdog Posted December 19, 2017 Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:16 PM, mumbojummie13 said: then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post? Expand Because they wear face paint and listen to shit music?
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) nah. they are just easy to make fun of. the talent is easily obscured by negativity, like any art in the world ex. anyone can hate, but only honest people can admit when something has some kind of talent Edited December 19, 2017 by mumbojummie13
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:37 PM, tsar4 said: Expand lmfao
death_by_motorboat Posted December 19, 2017 Author Posted December 19, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 11:22 PM, bnmjy said: idklol boredom Expand i didnt realize that was a link i thought it was a jpeg so you like ICP?
death_by_motorboat Posted December 20, 2017 Author Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:46 PM, fuggnificent said: ok....fingers crossed Expand fuggz you seem to be the only taker. when can i move in and start mooching?
nameraka Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
Distortedreasoning Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 yeah i wouldnt mind a sugar momma. 1
Neko Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:02 PM, mumbojummie13 said: and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny leave your applications in this thread Expand I make the money....really big girl but not in a bad way. Sweet but chronically sad and a bit gullible. I don't talk much and I have a tendency to get sick.
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Hey eager beats pretty any day..... You got the money? I got the brown bag, let's make it work
BloodHawk1991 Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Why not someone that just makes you happy when you're around them? 1
death_by_motorboat Posted December 20, 2017 Author Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/20/2017 at 3:51 AM, nameraka said: i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. Expand ok why
nameraka Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/20/2017 at 6:32 AM, mumbojummie13 said: ok why Expand
Mix Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 9:02 PM, mumbojummie13 said: and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny leave your applications in this thread Expand what you're asking for doesn't exist....you can have two of the three things you asked for, but for sure not all three....choose carefuly 1. sugar mama 2. Good Looking 3. Horny
Distortedreasoning Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/20/2017 at 10:29 AM, Mix said: what you're asking for doesn't exist....you can have two of the three things you asked for, but for sure not all three....choose carefuly 1. sugar mama 2. Good Looking 3. Horny Expand 1 and 3 gotta be the picks here. i mean not good looking doesnt mean she gonna be hideous. yes thats what i would pick. good looking and horny would be next. and last is sugar mama thats good looking. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted December 20, 2017 Author Posted December 20, 2017 i couldnt pass up horny+ good looking, even though that other bitch is rich
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