i need a woman with lots of money. and good lookin too!

[death_by_motorboat]

and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny

leave your applications in this thread

[Phillies]

I got fuggz and a pillow. 

Thats about as much progress as I have made.

[death_by_motorboat]

i'll keep trying anyway

one day the hottest hottie whos rich and cant control her desires for me will come along.

[Phillies]

Just now, mumbojummie13 said:

i'll keep trying anyway

one day the hottest hottie whos rich and cant control her desires for me will come along.

Yeah maybe we will win the lottery. 

[fuggnificent]

the best i can manage and some dood he lives in his moms basement and has an unhealthy fixation on his pillow

[Phillies]

Just now, fuggnificent said:

the best i can manage and some dood he lives in his moms basement and has an unhealthy fixation on his pillow

[death_by_motorboat]

1 minute ago, fuggnificent said:

the best i can manage and some dood he lives in his moms basement and has an unhealthy fixation on his pillow

are you saying you want the job?

[death_by_motorboat]

4 minutes ago, Phillies said:

Yeah maybe we will win the lottery. 

that would be lucky

[Phillies]

Just now, mumbojummie13 said:

are you saying you want the job?

She already took the job  

[fuggnificent]

Just now, mumbojummie13 said:

are you saying you want the job?

ill apply but i doubt ill get past the first interview once they learn i can barely afford my own car and my lovers gotta sleep on the floor

[Phillies]

fuggz I need my pillow fluffed.. 

 

and get me some eggnog... put extra nutmeg in it...  and a Leek

Edited December 19, 2017 by Phillies

[That_One_Guy]

29 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny

leave your applications in this thread

I'm none of those things but $20 is $20.

[death_by_motorboat]

3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

ill apply but i doubt ill get past the first interview once they learn i can barely afford my own car and my lovers gotta sleep on the floor

well i hold on to your application just in case.

[death_by_motorboat]

1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm none of those things but $20 is $20.

i see how thats important

[That_One_Guy]

Just now, mumbojummie13 said:

i see how thats important

FUK yea

[death_by_motorboat]

yeah good point

[fuggnificent]

17 minutes ago, Phillies said:

fuggz I need my pillow fluffed.. 

 

and get me some eggnog... put extra nutmeg in it...  and a Leek

ok honey coming right up

[fuggnificent]

14 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

well i hold on to your application just in case.

ok....fingers crossed

[Cau]

[Vamped]

Best I can do is arrange a meet and greet with Paula Deen. You have to do the rest 

[Hornshire]

A lady would have to be crazy to take a position like that.

We'll ask around next time We're in group.

[bnmjy]

I know how to win your heart: I like ICP.

 

[death_by_motorboat]

1 hour ago, Cau said:

hey!  watch those peepers, buddy!

[death_by_motorboat]

20 minutes ago, Kweerie said:

A lady would have to be crazy to take a position like that.

We'll ask around next time We're in group.

thanks for the insight... lol

[Vamped]

13 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I know how to win your heart: I like ICP.

 

That's.... a lot of person

[death_by_motorboat]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Best I can do is arrange a meet and greet with Paula Deen. You have to do the rest 

ill knock the dust off that old koochie of hers

[death_by_motorboat]

Just now, Vamped said:

That's.... a lot of person

bnmjy is only commenting to equivocate

[scoobdog]

4 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

ill knock the dust off that old koochie of hers

Be sure to do it in black face.  She loves that shit.

[death_by_motorboat]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Be sure to do it in black face.  She loves that shit.

ill do mulatto face, keep her wanting more

[bnmjy]

11 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

bnmjy is only commenting to equivocate

Lies and slander.

[death_by_motorboat]

2 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Lies and slander.

then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post?

[bnmjy]

5 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post?

idklol boredom

[scoobdog]

7 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post?

Because they wear face paint and listen to shit music?

[death_by_motorboat]

nah.  they are just easy to make fun of.  the talent is easily obscured by negativity, like any art in the world

ex. 

anyone can hate, but only honest people can admit when something has some kind of talent

Edited December 19, 2017 by mumbojummie13

[tsar4]

 

[death_by_motorboat]

3 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

 

lmfao

[death_by_motorboat]

28 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

idklol boredom

i didnt realize that was a link i thought it was a jpeg

so you like ICP?

[Chapinator_X]

[death_by_motorboat]

5 hours ago, fuggnificent said:

ok....fingers crossed

fuggz you seem to be the only taker.  when can i move in and start mooching?

[nameraka]

i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. 

[Distortedreasoning]

yeah i wouldnt mind a sugar momma. 

[Neko]

8 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said:

and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny

leave your applications in this thread

I make the money....really big girl but not in a bad way.  Sweet but chronically sad and a bit gullible.  I don't talk much and I have a tendency to get sick.

[Drunkenwarrior]

Hey  eager beats pretty any day..... You got the money? I got the brown bag, let's make it work

[BloodHawk1991]

Why not someone that just makes you happy when you're around them?

[death_by_motorboat]

because of rent

[death_by_motorboat]

2 hours ago, nameraka said:

i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. 

ok why

[nameraka]

3 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said:

ok why

 

[Mix]

13 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said:

and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny

leave your applications in this thread

what you're asking for doesn't exist....you can have two of the three things you asked for, but for sure not all three....choose carefuly

1. sugar mama

2. Good Looking

3. Horny

[Distortedreasoning]

8 hours ago, Mix said:

what you're asking for doesn't exist....you can have two of the three things you asked for, but for sure not all three....choose carefuly

1. sugar mama

2. Good Looking

3. Horny

1 and 3 gotta be the picks here. i mean not good looking doesnt mean she gonna be hideous. yes thats what i would pick. good looking and horny would be next. and last is sugar mama thats good looking.  

[death_by_motorboat]

i couldnt pass up horny+ good looking, even though that other bitch is rich