Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Greeny said: A man's touch. You can get on that male prostitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: uhm ... how about a black and white photo of Blake Shelton instead? #Notmysexiestmanalive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Vamped said: best I can do on short notice. Kinda looks like they have some terrible vaginal pain though On second thought just make a donation in my name to the Human Fund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: #Notmysexiestmanalive how about these sweet jammies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: how about these sweet jammies? I would like them removed from the persons, that is all i want for christmas now, ive decided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: how about these sweet jammies? Ooh your reminded me...I want one of these too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Kudasai said: On second thought just make a donation in my name to the Human Fund ill donate all the dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I guess humans need dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: I would like them removed from the persons, that is all i want for christmas now, ive decided ill send your request for one nude asian down to requisitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: ill send your request for one nude asian down to requisitions. NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: Ooh your reminded me...I want one of these too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Is that a Snuggie with fucking fringe? You’re a horrible person...spontaneously combust plea..lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Kudasai said: I guess humans need dolls indeed they do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncomfortableGoatee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: the picture on the box looked a lot better than this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, UncomfortableGoatee said: the picture on the box looked a lot better than this.... actual results may vary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 oh. and I want fuggz dressed only in ribbons holding a bottle of jack. and I'll spare you the rest.... and you need to buy lots of ribbons too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 17 minutes ago, Kudasai said: On second thought just make a donation in my name to the Human Fund Are.. are those.... w... 3-D waifus???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: oh. and I want fuggz dressed only in ribbons holding a bottle of jack. and I'll spare you the rest.... and you need to buy lots of ribbons too theres a limit to even my power. i cant bend free will. i can supply ribbon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: theres a limit to even my power. i cant bend free will. i can supply ribbon you forgot the bottle of jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: Are.. are those.... w... 3-D waifus???? wash after each use nobody wants moldy cooters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Phillies said: you forgot the bottle of jack i have 2 caprisuns .... final offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Vamped said: wash after each use nobody wants moldy cooters I'm not sharing them I want one all to myself. Gonna put a green pig tail wig on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 .........................Not to hate my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Vamped said: I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money I want the month of January without any appointments to chase on my days off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 A day off. Of course, I'll still most likely work that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 An official Gibson hard case for my Les Paul. A car stereo that that I can play my phone through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 For you and your family to to have a happy and safe christmas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Vamped said: I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money I'd like to play some Zombies with people on COD:WWII. I mean they got matchmaking but dealing with randos on multiplayer is absolute trash these days, some 12 year old is yelling at me to get good while he's been downed 4 times and i'm like "QUIT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE ZOMBIES!" I'd also accept a puppy (it must weigh more than a cat once full grown otherwise it's still a cat) no ankle biters or yapper abominations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 https://www.albion-swords.com/swords/johnsson/sword-museum-svante.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 14 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: .........................Not to hate my life. I'm not a life coach .... but I picked up this satchel of kittens for you so you and the kittens can work on your life together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 13 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I want the month of January without any appointments to chase on my days off. I think this is a better gift for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 13 hours ago, bnmjy said: A day off. Of course, I'll still most likely work that day. I can pay you in high fives to stay home that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: An official Gibson hard case for my Les Paul. A car stereo that that I can play my phone through. I got this one for you. Its colorful, just like your personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 9 hours ago, molarbear said: I'd like to play some Zombies with people on COD:WWII. I mean they got matchmaking but dealing with randos on multiplayer is absolute trash these days, some 12 year old is yelling at me to get good while he's been downed 4 times and i'm like "QUIT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE ZOMBIES!" I'd also accept a puppy (it must weigh more than a cat once full grown otherwise it's still a cat) no ankle biters or yapper abominations. welp I dont have COD WWII but I do have Overwatch. So to make up for it I got you something even better and even heavier than a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 4 hours ago, stilgar said: https://www.albion-swords.com/swords/johnsson/sword-museum-svante.htm Only the best for you babe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Ha, jokes on you, I love tea and Cardinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 A Nintendo Switch with the games I said I wanted, an SNES Classic, and basically immunity from court and the legal system, which both suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 25 minutes ago, stilgar said: Ha, jokes on you, I love tea and Cardinals. The sweet old granny deep inside my heart is pleased that someone enjoys my gifts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 24 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said: A Nintendo Switch with the games I said I wanted, an SNES Classic, and basically immunity from court and the legal system, which both suck. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: For you and your family to to have a happy and safe christmas can't guarantee there will be no family drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: can't guarantee there will be no family drama. that shit is normal now a days for families Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 44 minutes ago, ghostrek said: that shit is normal now a days for families Most of it is hilarious to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Most of it is hilarious to me i dont find it funny each to there own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 i want a ps4 pro and xbox x with a new 65 inch oled tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 21 hours ago, Vamped said: I'll take one. Those things are very expensive though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) 21 hours ago, Vamped said: I guess you can't delete a double post? Edited November 22, 2017 by CAC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Vamped said: I got this one for you. Its colorful, just like your personality Thank you, but I already got the guitar. It's the case that I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share Posted November 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i want a ps4 pro and xbox x with a new 65 inch oled tv I got you a bundle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share Posted November 22, 2017 1 hour ago, CAC said: I'll take one. Those things are very expensive though. which one you want? They seem to be sorted by boob size Leftie bring the smallest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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