Whatcha want for Christmas?

[Vamped]

3 minutes ago, Greeny said:

A man's touch.

You can get on that male prostitute 

[UncomfortableGoatee]

6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

uhm ... how about a black and white photo of Blake Shelton  instead?

#Notmysexiestmanalive

[Kudasai]

10 minutes ago, Vamped said:

best I can do on short notice.

 

 

Kinda looks like they have some terrible vaginal pain though 

 

On second thought just make a donation in my name to the Human Fund

[Vamped]

9 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

#Notmysexiestmanalive

how about these sweet jammies?

[UncomfortableGoatee]

5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

how about these sweet jammies?

I would like them removed from the persons, that is all i want for christmas now, ive decided

[Still Me]

Just now, Vamped said:

how about these sweet jammies?

Ooh your reminded me...I want one of these too

[Vamped]

6 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

 

On second thought just make a donation in my name to the Human Fund

ill donate all the dolls

[Kudasai]

I guess humans need dolls

[Vamped]

2 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

I would like them removed from the persons, that is all i want for christmas now, ive decided

ill send your request for one nude asian down to requisitions. 

[UncomfortableGoatee]

6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

ill send your request for one nude asian down to requisitions. 

NICE

[Vamped]

6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Ooh your reminded me...I want one of these too

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, Vamped said:

Is that a Snuggie with fucking fringe? You’re a horrible person...spontaneously combust plea..lol

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

NICE

[Vamped]

8 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

I guess humans need dolls

indeed they do

[UncomfortableGoatee]

7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

the picture on the box looked a lot better than this....

[Vamped]

1 minute ago, UncomfortableGoatee said:

the picture on the box looked a lot better than this....

actual results may vary

[Phillies]

oh.

 

and I want fuggz dressed only in ribbons holding a bottle of jack. 

 

and I'll spare you the rest.... 

 

and you need to buy lots of ribbons too

[Phillies]

17 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

 

On second thought just make a donation in my name to the Human Fund

Are.. are those....  w... 3-D waifus???? 

[Vamped]

2 minutes ago, Phillies said:

oh.

 

and I want fuggz dressed only in ribbons holding a bottle of jack. 

 

and I'll spare you the rest.... 

 

and you need to buy lots of ribbons too

theres a limit to even my power.

 

i cant bend free will. i can supply ribbon 

[Phillies]

Just now, Vamped said:

theres a limit to even my power.

 

i cant bend free will. i can supply ribbon 

you forgot the bottle of jack

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, Phillies said:

Are.. are those....  w... 3-D waifus???? 

wash after each use

nobody wants moldy cooters

[Vamped]

Just now, Phillies said:

you forgot the bottle of jack

i have 2 caprisuns  .... final offer

[Phillies]

Just now, Vamped said:

wash after each use

nobody wants moldy cooters

I'm not sharing them I want one all to myself. Gonna put a green pig tail wig on it. 

[lupin_bebop]

.........................Not to hate my life.

[1938 Packard]

8 hours ago, Vamped said:

I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money 

 

 

I want the month of January without any appointments to chase on my days off.

[bnmjy]

A day off. Of course, I'll still most likely work that day.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

An official Gibson hard case for my Les Paul.

A car stereo that that I can play my phone through.

[Vodkajellyshot]

For you and your family to to have a happy and safe christmas  

[molarbear]

12 hours ago, Vamped said:

I'll see what I'll pretend to buy you with my pretend money 

 

 

I'd like to play some Zombies with people on COD:WWII.  

I mean they got matchmaking but dealing with randos on multiplayer is absolute trash these days, some 12 year old is yelling at me to get good while he's been downed 4 times and i'm like "QUIT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE ZOMBIES!"

I'd also accept a puppy (it must weigh more than a cat once full grown otherwise it's still a cat) no ankle biters or yapper abominations. 

[stilgar]

https://www.albion-swords.com/swords/johnsson/sword-museum-svante.htm

[Vamped]

14 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

.........................Not to hate my life.

I'm not a life coach .... but I picked up this satchel of kittens for you so you and the kittens can work on your life together 

[Vamped]

13 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

I want the month of January without any appointments to chase on my days off.

I think this is a better gift for you 

[Vamped]

13 hours ago, bnmjy said:

A day off. Of course, I'll still most likely work that day.

I can pay you in high fives to stay home that day. 

[Vamped]

12 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

An official Gibson hard case for my Les Paul.

A car stereo that that I can play my phone through.

I got this one for you. Its colorful, just like your personality

 

 

 

[Vamped]

9 hours ago, molarbear said:

I'd like to play some Zombies with people on COD:WWII.  

I mean they got matchmaking but dealing with randos on multiplayer is absolute trash these days, some 12 year old is yelling at me to get good while he's been downed 4 times and i'm like "QUIT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE ZOMBIES!"

I'd also accept a puppy (it must weigh more than a cat once full grown otherwise it's still a cat) no ankle biters or yapper abominations. 

welp I dont have COD WWII but I do have Overwatch. So to make up for it I got you something even better and even heavier than a dog. 

 

[Vamped]

4 hours ago, stilgar said:

https://www.albion-swords.com/swords/johnsson/sword-museum-svante.htm

Only the best for you babe

[stilgar]

Ha, jokes on you, I love tea and Cardinals. 

[Zenigundam]

A Nintendo Switch with the games I said I wanted, an SNES Classic, and basically immunity from court and the legal system, which both suck.

[Vamped]

25 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Ha, jokes on you, I love tea and Cardinals. 

The sweet old granny deep inside my heart is pleased that someone enjoys my gifts 

[Vamped]

24 minutes ago, Zenigundam? said:

A Nintendo Switch with the games I said I wanted, an SNES Classic, and basically immunity from court and the legal system, which both suck.

[Vamped]

11 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

For you and your family to to have a happy and safe christmas  

can't guarantee there will be no family drama. 

 

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

can't guarantee there will be no family drama. 

 

that shit is normal now a  days for families

[Vamped]

44 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

that shit is normal now a  days for families

Most of it is hilarious to me 

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

Most of it is hilarious to me 

i dont find it funny each to there own

[Distortedreasoning]

i want a ps4 pro and xbox x with a new 65 inch oled tv 

[CAC]

21 hours ago, Vamped said:

I'll take one. Those things are very expensive though.

[CAC]

21 hours ago, Vamped said:

I guess you can't delete a double post?

Edited November 22, 2017 by CAC

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

4 hours ago, Vamped said:

I got this one for you. Its colorful, just like your personality

 

 

 

Thank you, but I already got the guitar. It's the case that I need. 

[Vamped]

2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i want a ps4 pro and xbox x with a new 65 inch oled tv 

 

I got you a bundle 

[Vamped]

1 hour ago, CAC said:

I'll take one. Those things are very expensive though.

which one you want? They seem to be sorted by boob size Leftie bring the smallest