Azalar Hex Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Name Age: Old Gender: Male Sexual Preference: Woman boobs Turn-ons: Food. Video games. Anime. Boobs. Turn-offs: Sports. Boring shit. Gross boobs. Perfect Partner: Woman with boobs. Worst Partner: Miley Cyrus.
mthor Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Zeni is going to be on this like flies on cow shit. (Unless he's in jail.)
André Toulon Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Bddy Age: 37 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: clean Turn-ons: Food. Video games. opiates, trolling Turn-offs: talking Perfect Partner: mute Asian chick with beaucoup ass Worst Partner: Dudes
Vercaties Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Rib Master Age: 666 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: BBQ Sauce Turn-ons: Cheese Sticks/Soft Skin/Has an Appetite Turn-offs: Vegetarians/People who don't like Ribs/That fishy-fish fish smell that smells fishy Perfect Partner: Bayley (WWE) Worst Partner: Hilary Clinton
conversegirl Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Starts with a C. Age: 20. Gender: Female. Sexual Preference: Women. Turn-ons: Intelligent conversation, legs, boobs, eyes, being feminine. Turn-offs: Women dressing and acting like men. Perfect Partner: Jennifer Lawrence. Worst Partner: Rachel Maddow; men.
Phillies Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Phillies Age: 31 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: waifu pillows Turn-ons: anime and fat black milfs Turn-offs: jobs and work and whatnot Perfect Partner: futa fuggz Worst Partner: any girl who desires employment
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Zeni Age: 27 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: Hot, sexy girls and cute girls who want to get sexed up Turn-ons: Hot, sexy girls who don't try to punk me. Turn-offs: Bitches who think they're all that when they're just trashy cliches. Perfect Partner: Wtf this is gay, she just has to be cute or hot and not cross me Worst Partner: Wtf, you really are gay
fuggnificent Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Candy Age: between 30 and 40 years old Gender: FeMale Sexual Preference: hard cock (on boy or girl) Turn-ons: dinner at red lobster. cunnilingus. turn offs: trump's "presidency" Perfect Partner: pretty white boi Worst Partner: rude assholes
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Don't f with me, don't you ever f with me....
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 I'm a classic alpha male. Vintage dominance
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 SURE I'LL BITE THIS OBVIOUSLY SERIOUSLY THREAD, HERE WE GO: Name: PM me and be my friend and I might tell you. Age: Late Twenties, if you get to know me I might tell you specifically. Gender: All man baby, you better believe it. Sexual Preference: A long night of me caressing your masculine thigh, nibbling your ear, and driving my long hard shaft deep inside your tight ass. No-Homo-Bro. Turn-ons: Why don't you message me and find out big boi. Perfect Partner: * Red or Dirty Blonde Hair * Height between 5'4 and 5'10 * Not overly thin and not overly fat or muscular... I'm already practically a wrestler bod myself I don't need to much beef in bed with me. * Race doesn't matter, though I gravitate towards White, Latino, and Black males usually. * Religion: Preferably non-religious, or at least liberal in their faith * Wants kids under the right conditions * Does not smoke * Drinks alcohol but is not a recovering alcoholic or something similar * Does no hard drugs, I'm ok with weed. * Never been in jail or prison. * Education level: at least graduated from Highschool, though I prefer a college student, graduate, or technical field. * Preferably mostly mentally stable as I have enough crazy to go around... * Likes cuddles, and also lots of sex, I am practically a Nymphomaniac. * Likes Video Games, Table Top Games, Comics, Anime, Manga, Sci-Fi, and Horror * Reads at least somewhat. * Can hold an intellectually equal conversation with me on a regular basis... (this is important) * Makes me laugh, and/or is goofy in terms of personality.... I like hyper silly boys. (also important) * Is not extremely slovenly.... I can handle some mess but my OCD starts to act up with shit looking like a trash heap ok.
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Phillies Age: 31 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: waifu pillows Turn-ons: anime and fat black milfs Turn-offs: jobs and work and whatnot Perfect Partner: futa fuggz Worst Partner: any girl who desires employment lmfao
1pooh4u Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 I'm a classic alpha male. Vintage dominance lol, no you aren't. I would own you :catlol
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 lol, no you aren't. I would own you :catlol Don't destroy the poor boy all at once now.... make it last, the best part and cutest is hearing them whine and beg.
1pooh4u Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Don't destroy the poor boy all at once now.... make it last, the best part and cutest is hearing them whine and beg. :catlol If Zeni's a really good boy I might allow him to drink his favorite shit beer from a dog bowl :catlol
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 lmao... Do you need a spiked dog-collar and a leash by chance?
Cau Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Cau Age: 12 Gender: jailbait Sexual Preference: no thanks, I'm 12 Turn-ons: blankets, food, pet doggos and kitterz, moms Turn-offs: Sports, politics, social contracts, furries Perfect Partner: someone with a lot of money Worst Partner: people that talk a lot
Zenigundam Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 lol, no you aren't. I would own you :catlol Stop lying on me, Pooh. I'm trying to get my d wet over the UEMB.
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Stop lying on me, Pooh. I'm trying to get my d wet over the UEMB. You'll get your D wet, right before she bathes you in preparation to get neutered.
Cau Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 I know, and it's just really exhausting sometimes
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 You've passed me in posts and you've only been here for 3 weeks.... wtf dude.
quebecelegy Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 name: weeb age:18-21 gender:demisexual obstacle course sexual preference: circa 1990's rachel goswell turn ons: heavy petting, just straight up beating the fuck out of my s/o and vice versa turn offs: non-lesbians, football fans, hardcore porn perfect partner: lana worst partner:anyone else
Cau Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 I have no life. Maybe if this thread pays off I'll end up a serial killer trophy and you can pass me again
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 You could be my serial killer trophy. It's never too late boyo
1pooh4u Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 lmao... Do you need a spiked dog-collar and a leash by chance? lol, I'm pretty sure I have one some where, I could use a gimp mask though :catlol
1pooh4u Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Stop lying on me, Pooh. I'm trying to get my d wet over the UEMB. The only way your D is getting wet is if you shove it in a glass of water :catlol
naraku360 Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Your mom Age: 800 Sexual preference: Anything that moves and some that don't Turn-ons: Getting divorced from.... Turn-offs: Your dad
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Your mom Age: 800 Sexual preference: Anything that moves and some that don't Turn-ons: Getting divorced from.... Turn-offs: Your dad Are you a Necromancer? How sexy... (My friends never let me roll a necromancer when we play DnD, something about me being too evil and twisted and likely killing our whole party just reanimate their dead bodies).
Cau Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 You could be my serial killer trophy. It's never too late boyo But you're a gay and I'm a little girl
Kudasai Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Kudasai Age: 34 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: Woman Turn-ons: Music, Anime, Hockey, The Judas Chair owo Turn-offs: Boring shit, Excessive tattoos, Drama Queens, Knowitalls Perfect Partner: A Woman who won't press charges Worst Partner: Traps
Sandstone Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 We can still be good friends though [youtube autoplay=1]
rilkean_heart Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Name: Peppermint Butler Age: Over 9000 Gender: Candy Sexual Preference: Old timey vampires Turn-ons: Dark Magic Turn-offs: Know-it-alls Perfect Partner: Vampire King Worst Partner: Cinnamon Bun
Hornshire Posted October 27, 2017 Posted October 27, 2017 Name: Undecided Age: Timeless Gender: Not specified Sexual preference: Dead whales Turn-ons: Rhetorical tenacity, subtlety, Deep Magic from the Dawn of Time, tongue dexterity, cuddling Turn-offs: False dichotomies, true dichotomies, "reply hazy try again later", mayonnaise, shallowness Perfect Partner: Remington RM5118R Rodeo Worst Partner: idle self-proclaimed alpha male
Naraku4656 Posted October 28, 2017 Posted October 28, 2017 Name: Naraku4656 Age: 4656 Gender: Naraku4656 Sexual Preference: Naraku4656 Turn-ons: Naraku4656 Turn-offs: anything else Perfect Partner: Naraku4656 Worst Partner: you
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 28, 2017 Posted October 28, 2017 Name: Tex Age: 26 Gender: Male Sexual Preference: I like big butts that I can't deny. Turn-ons: Food. Video games. female butts. thicker but curvy girls Turn-offs: Sports. Boring shit. Too much make up. Overly aerobicized bootys. Really skinny chicks Perfect Partner: **shrugs** Worst Partner: Anyone that's into my turn offs?
Azalar Hex Posted October 28, 2017 Author Posted October 28, 2017 wait... eligible for what? Your STDs.
bnmjy Posted October 28, 2017 Posted October 28, 2017 Name: Tali von Rosenberg Age: Forever 21 Gender: Did you just question my gender? Sexual Preference: Otherkin Turn-ons: fugg's hooha :painfap: Turn-offs: fugg's hooha :barf: Perfect Partner: Woman with fugg's hooha :fap: Worst Partner: Woman with fugg's hooha |::
1pooh4u Posted October 28, 2017 Posted October 28, 2017 Name: Tali von Rosenberg Age: Forever 21 Gender: Did you just question my gender? Sexual Preference: Otherkin Turn-ons: fugg's hooha :painfap: Turn-offs: fugg's hooha :barf: Perfect Partner: Woman with fugg's hooha :fap: Worst Partner: Woman with fugg's hooha |:: Aww you're never gonna find your true love :catlol
Guest IncoherentBabbling Posted October 28, 2017 Posted October 28, 2017 Name: tiddays Age: tiddays Gender: tiddays Sexual Preference: tiddays Turn-ons: tiddays Turn-offs: Perfect Partner: tiddays Worst Partner:
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