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Name:  Rib Master

Age:  666

Gender:  Male

Sexual Preference:  BBQ Sauce

 

Turn-ons:  Cheese Sticks/Soft Skin/Has an Appetite

 

Turn-offs:  Vegetarians/People who don't like Ribs/That fishy-fish fish smell that smells fishy

 

Perfect Partner:  Bayley (WWE)

Worst Partner:  Hilary Clinton

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Name:  Starts with a C.

Age:  20.

Gender:  Female.

Sexual Preference:  Women.

 

Turn-ons:  Intelligent conversation, legs, boobs, eyes, being feminine.

 

Turn-offs:  Women dressing and acting like men.

 

Perfect Partner:  Jennifer Lawrence.

Worst Partner:  Rachel Maddow; men.

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Name:  Zeni

Age:  27

Gender:  Male

Sexual Preference:  Hot, sexy girls and cute girls who want to get sexed up

 

Turn-ons:  Hot, sexy girls who don't try to punk me.

 

Turn-offs: Bitches who think they're all that when they're just trashy cliches.

 

Perfect Partner: Wtf this is gay, she just has to be cute or hot and not cross me

Worst Partner:  Wtf, you really are gay

 

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SURE I'LL BITE THIS OBVIOUSLY SERIOUSLY THREAD, HERE WE GO:

 

Name: PM me and be my friend and I might tell you.

 

Age: Late Twenties, if you get to know me I might tell you specifically.

 

Gender: All man baby, you better believe it.

 

Sexual Preference: A long night of me caressing your masculine thigh, nibbling your ear, and driving my long hard shaft deep inside your tight ass. No-Homo-Bro.

 

Turn-ons: Why don't you message me and find out big boi. ;)

 

Perfect Partner:

 

* Red or Dirty Blonde Hair

 

* Height between 5'4 and 5'10

 

* Not overly thin and not overly fat or muscular... I'm already practically a wrestler bod myself I don't need to much beef in bed with me.

 

* Race doesn't matter, though I gravitate towards White, Latino, and Black males usually.

 

* Religion: Preferably non-religious, or at least liberal in their faith

 

* Wants kids under the right conditions

 

* Does not smoke

 

* Drinks alcohol but is not a recovering alcoholic or something similar

 

* Does no hard drugs, I'm ok with weed.

 

* Never been in jail or prison. :|

 

* Education level: at least graduated from Highschool, though I prefer a college student, graduate, or technical field.

 

* Preferably mostly mentally stable as I have enough crazy to go around...

 

* Likes cuddles, and also lots of sex, I am practically a Nymphomaniac.

 

* Likes Video Games, Table Top Games, Comics, Anime, Manga, Sci-Fi, and Horror

 

* Reads at least somewhat.

 

* Can hold an intellectually equal conversation with me on a regular basis... (this is important)

 

* Makes me laugh, and/or is goofy in terms of personality.... I like hyper silly boys. (also important)

 

* Is not extremely slovenly.... I can handle some mess but my OCD starts to act up with shit looking like a trash heap ok.

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Name:  Cau

Age:  12

Gender:  jailbait

Sexual Preference:  no thanks, I'm 12

 

Turn-ons:  blankets, food, pet doggos and kitterz, moms

 

Turn-offs:  Sports, politics, social contracts, furries

 

Perfect Partner: someone with a lot of money

Worst Partner:  people that talk a lot

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name: weeb

 

age:18-21

 

gender:demisexual obstacle course

 

sexual preference: circa 1990's rachel goswell

 

turn ons: heavy petting, just straight up beating the fuck out of my s/o and vice versa

 

turn offs: non-lesbians, football fans, hardcore porn

 

perfect partner: lana

worst partner:anyone else

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Name: Your mom

Age: 800

Sexual preference: Anything that moves and some that don't

 

Turn-ons:  Getting divorced from....

 

Turn-offs: Your dad

 

Are you a Necromancer? How sexy... (My friends never let me roll a necromancer when we play DnD, something about me being too evil and twisted and likely killing our whole party just reanimate their dead bodies).

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Name:  Kudasai

 

Age:  34

 

Gender:  Male

 

Sexual Preference:  Woman

 

Turn-ons:  Music, Anime, Hockey, The Judas Chair owo

 

Turn-offs:  Boring shit, Excessive tattoos, Drama Queens, Knowitalls

 

Perfect Partner:  A Woman who won't press charges

 

Worst Partner:  Traps

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Name: Undecided

Age: Timeless

Gender: Not specified

Sexual preference: Dead whales

 

Turn-ons: Rhetorical tenacity, subtlety, Deep Magic from the Dawn of Time, tongue dexterity, cuddling

Turn-offs: False dichotomies, true dichotomies, "reply hazy try again later", mayonnaise, shallowness

 

Perfect Partner: Remington RM5118R Rodeo

Worst Partner: idle self-proclaimed alpha male

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Name:  Tex

Age:  26

Gender:  Male

Sexual Preference:  I like big butts that I can't deny.

 

Turn-ons:  Food.  Video games.  female butts. thicker but curvy girls

 

Turn-offs:  Sports.  Boring shit.  Too much make up. Overly aerobicized bootys. Really skinny chicks

 

Perfect Partner:  **shrugs**

Worst Partner:  Anyone that's into my turn offs?

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Name:  Tali von Rosenberg

Age:  Forever 21

Gender:  Did you just question my gender?

Sexual Preference: Otherkin

 

Turn-ons:  fugg's hooha :painfap:

 

Turn-offs: fugg's hooha :barf:

 

Perfect Partner:  Woman with fugg's hooha :fap:

 

Worst Partner: Woman with fugg's hooha |::

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Name:  Tali von Rosenberg

Age:  Forever 21

Gender:  Did you just question my gender?

Sexual Preference: Otherkin

 

Turn-ons:  fugg's hooha :painfap:

 

Turn-offs: fugg's hooha :barf:

 

Perfect Partner:  Woman with fugg's hooha :fap:

 

Worst Partner: Woman with fugg's hooha |::

Aww you're never gonna find your true love :catlol

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Name:  tiddays

Age:  tiddays

Gender:  tiddays

Sexual Preference:  tiddays

 

Turn-ons:  tiddays

 

Turn-offs: 

 

Perfect Partner:  tiddays

Worst Partner: 

 

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