Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Eating/drinking after other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone learns about one of your hobbies and tries to talk to you about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people try to debate or challenge my views without provocation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 That time someone found me looking at hentai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 when your dick and or balls touch the toilet water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times  Being the person that doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Flipflops. Â Whether I'm wearing them or I just see someone wearing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times Like when three of my supervisors went to the department head and tried to inform him that it's not at all possible to move twenty cubic yards of trash out of the complex in eight hours, when using a 1/3 cubic yard dumpster. The full cubic yard is required, and this idiot said I wasn't allowed to use it because the small one was prettier. Dunce! I'm glad the people up top decided not to renew his contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 That time someone found me looking at hentai. Â Were tentacles and/or loli involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I had to bury my dead cat and touching it was really disconcerting. I killed a snake and even though it was venomous I still felt guilty about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone adamantly believes something is true/exists when it isn't/doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Were tentacles and/or loli involved? No, just vanilla anime tiddies. Loli is irredeemable anyway. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 when your dick and or balls touch the toilet water When you have a turd splash down and toilet water hits your ass. Even worse if it touches anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Finding out someone you know does drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Hearing someone's stereo in the house down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Finding out someone you know does drugs. To hear some people around here tell the story, pot is no worse than green tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people expect you to share grief over someone you didn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing someone you used to know in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Hearing someone's stereo in the house down the street. Or boombox cars passing my window at four in the morning. How do drivers like that hear police cars and ambulances behind them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing someone discipline their child in public. Â Also, seeing someone's monster child reeking havoc in public because they've never been punished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone has a gun tucked in their waistband, not in a holster or anything  When someone has a gun in a holster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Crying children. Holding a baby, or people insisting that you hold their baby. I'm always afraid I'll drop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 my limbs hanging off the bed when I'm asleep (that monster under the bed will eat anything not protected by the mattress kingdom) Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone has a gun tucked in their waistband, not in a holster or anything  When someone has a gun in a holster You must be a lot of fun around cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Condescension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone sees your phone/computer wallpaper and asks about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Having a stain on my shirt and not being able to change clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Socks that are too tight or too loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people ask about the kind of stuff you like but only want to talk about their favorite things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When you have to admit you don't like something that's almost universally adored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Taking charity. Example: your group goes out to eat and you decline because you're broke but then they insist on paying for your meal and make you feel bad when you get a cheap special because you don't like spending other people's money. Â Or maybe I'm just damaged and can't understand friendship. I enjoy giving but don't like it when people try to give me things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people you don't remember talk to you like an old friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 people who cry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 being given complements...like "good job" or "you're stepping up"...no...no I'm not...I'm doing what I was hired to do, and I'm good at it...nothing more needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 People who get on the bus and smell like they haven't showered in months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 when I'm waiting in line somewhere like the store or something and the person behind me stands so close I can feel them breathing on my neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing a roach or centipede in the house Having to wear pants when it is too warm for pants Pooping that is taking too long Pooping when other ppl might need the bathroom Pooping in general proximity to other people Having to poop Also when you dunno if it just a fart or have to poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Coming out to parents  Coming out to parents without knowing a solid icebreaker to get that convo started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Atleast 60% of the users on this website, which sadly doesn't equate to that many people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Having pictures taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone has a gun tucked in their waistband, not in a holster or anything  When someone has a gun in a holster  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being flirted with. Especially by attractive women. It's like, I know you aren't actually interested, so just get to the point and tell me what favor you're trying to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being told a secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Confederate flags Hearing loud arguments Witnessing an eviction Someone singing or talking on the phone while they're pooping in the next bathroom stall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Gifts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing a roach or centipede in the house Having to wear pants when it is too warm for pants Pooping that is taking too long Pooping when other ppl might need the bathroom Pooping in general proximity to other people Having to poop Also when you dunno if it just a fart or have to poop Centipedes eat roaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Random bums on the streets asking whether I want to buy drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 The homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 People who call me sir, or mister. "Dude" or "man" is fine, because I grew up around people who simply used that as a default for everybody. Â People who can see my computer screen as I'm working on writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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