Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people play their music on their phone in a public place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When a police car gets behind me in traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Talking on the phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Driving in unfamiliar places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 hells yeah...my man/woman! (?) im a dude i just like anyone with a hole, sexually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When my hair isn't sitting the right way on my head and I can feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing or experiencing flirting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Pruny fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Wearing gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing someone picking up dog poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Wearing hats, watches, necklaces, lanyards. When boxer shorts bunch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Having grease on my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Heights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When I'm at work wearing dirty clothes and unshaved and look and smell like shit and have to interact with a manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Small talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 People talking amongst themselves in a quiet place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people clap at the movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Touching raw meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When people clap at the movies Now I'm triggered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When I pop a balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being left alone with a friend of a friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 When anyone asks what I've been up to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 This one time a woman I had never met pulled up next to my car while I was sitting in the convenience store parking lot. She looked at me for a minute and put her window down. I noticed she was drinking a beer. In the car. While driving. She asked me if I was single and wanted me to come with her. Â That made me pretty uncomfortable, tbh. Lady thought you looked like an easy mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being told what to do by someone who isn't a boss or parent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being left alone with a friend of a friend Related: being left alone with someone I've just met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 coming out to people as bipolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Being yelled at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Overly repetitive structures in music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone is taking about something they're passionate about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Lady thought you looked like an easy mark. Â ALL WOMEN ARE VAMPIRES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Driving in Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Asking out women. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 The dentist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 ALL WOMEN ARE VAMPIRES That sort drains wallets and bank accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 That sort drains wallets and bank accounts. Â If you're a normal person they'll just drain your dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When you accidentally offend someone in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 People who talk about things only they care about. People who continue trying to have a conversation long after I've made it clear thatI'm not invested. Strangers who try to start a conversation for no apparent reason. Â Seriously, leave me the fuck alone and let me be an aspie in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Mispronouncing words when talking to others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone sits/parks next to you when there's a bunch of open spots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 NEXT LEVEL CRINGE: when you're the only one at the urinal and someone comes in and picks the one right next to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 If you're a normal person they'll just drain your dick  Like playing Russian Roulette, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 Pooping in a public restroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 In college, when ass-kissing students try to have ten minute conversations with the professor in the middle of the lecture, taking away classtime from everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Literally bumping into a stranger while walking around in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When someone doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Getting someone else's body fluids (saliva, sweat, blood) on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 When you can't understand someone through their accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Getting weird crunchy or rubbery debris while chewing your food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Sittingdown in a chair that is still warm from the last person who used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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