Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When someone learns about one of your hobbies and tries to talk to you about it.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When people try to debate or challenge my views without provocation.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 That time someone found me looking at hentai.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When someone doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times  Being the person that doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times. S:
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 Flipflops. Â Whether I'm wearing them or I just see someone wearing them.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When someone doesn't understand something after it's been explained like a dozen times Like when three of my supervisors went to the department head and tried to inform him that it's not at all possible to move twenty cubic yards of trash out of the complex in eight hours, when using a 1/3 cubic yard dumpster. The full cubic yard is required, and this idiot said I wasn't allowed to use it because the small one was prettier. Dunce! I'm glad the people up top decided not to renew his contract.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 That time someone found me looking at hentai. Â Were tentacles and/or loli involved?
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 I had to bury my dead cat and touching it was really disconcerting. I killed a snake and even though it was venomous I still felt guilty about it.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When someone adamantly believes something is true/exists when it isn't/doesn't.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Were tentacles and/or loli involved? No, just vanilla anime tiddies. Loli is irredeemable anyway. Disgusting.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 when your dick and or balls touch the toilet water When you have a turd splash down and toilet water hits your ass. Even worse if it touches anus.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Finding out someone you know does drugs.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Hearing someone's stereo in the house down the street.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Finding out someone you know does drugs. To hear some people around here tell the story, pot is no worse than green tea.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When people expect you to share grief over someone you didn't know.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Hearing someone's stereo in the house down the street. Or boombox cars passing my window at four in the morning. How do drivers like that hear police cars and ambulances behind them?
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing someone discipline their child in public. Â Also, seeing someone's monster child reeking havoc in public because they've never been punished.
NaBarney Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When someone has a gun tucked in their waistband, not in a holster or anything  When someone has a gun in a holster
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Crying children. Holding a baby, or people insisting that you hold their baby. I'm always afraid I'll drop it.
molarbear Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 my limbs hanging off the bed when I'm asleep (that monster under the bed will eat anything not protected by the mattress kingdom) Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When someone has a gun tucked in their waistband, not in a holster or anything  When someone has a gun in a holster You must be a lot of fun around cops.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When someone sees your phone/computer wallpaper and asks about it
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Having a stain on my shirt and not being able to change clothes.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When people ask about the kind of stuff you like but only want to talk about their favorite things.
Cau Posted October 4, 2017 Author Posted October 4, 2017 When you have to admit you don't like something that's almost universally adored
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Taking charity. Example: your group goes out to eat and you decline because you're broke but then they insist on paying for your meal and make you feel bad when you get a cheap special because you don't like spending other people's money. Â Or maybe I'm just damaged and can't understand friendship. I enjoy giving but don't like it when people try to give me things.
Codename: Jackass Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When people you don't remember talk to you like an old friend.
Still Me Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 being given complements...like "good job" or "you're stepping up"...no...no I'm not...I'm doing what I was hired to do, and I'm good at it...nothing more needed
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 People who get on the bus and smell like they haven't showered in months.
molarbear Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 when I'm waiting in line somewhere like the store or something and the person behind me stands so close I can feel them breathing on my neck
viperxmns Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing a roach or centipede in the house Having to wear pants when it is too warm for pants Pooping that is taking too long Pooping when other ppl might need the bathroom Pooping in general proximity to other people Having to poop Also when you dunno if it just a fart or have to poop
AnimationFan14 Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Coming out to parents  Coming out to parents without knowing a solid icebreaker to get that convo started
Professah Tex Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Atleast 60% of the users on this website, which sadly doesn't equate to that many people.
André Toulon Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 When someone has a gun tucked in their waistband, not in a holster or anything  When someone has a gun in a holster Â
Azalar Hex Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Being flirted with. Especially by attractive women. It's like, I know you aren't actually interested, so just get to the point and tell me what favor you're trying to get.
DragonSinger Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Confederate flags Hearing loud arguments Witnessing an eviction Someone singing or talking on the phone while they're pooping in the next bathroom stall.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Seeing a roach or centipede in the house Having to wear pants when it is too warm for pants Pooping that is taking too long Pooping when other ppl might need the bathroom Pooping in general proximity to other people Having to poop Also when you dunno if it just a fart or have to poop Centipedes eat roaches.
1938 Packard Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 Random bums on the streets asking whether I want to buy drugs.
Bouvre Posted October 4, 2017 Posted October 4, 2017 People who call me sir, or mister. "Dude" or "man" is fine, because I grew up around people who simply used that as a default for everybody. Â People who can see my computer screen as I'm working on writing.
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