Zenigundam Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I was peacefully sitting in front of the living room TV, playing my PS4, and she asks me to bring the garbage can back in, and I told her that I'd do it later, and then she just flipped the f--- out and was like, "You're 27 and all you do is sit in front of that TV drinking beer, watching your little cartoons, murder shows, and talking to people on PlayStation. You're not 5 anymore, start being a man." And then I told her mind your own business and I'm a grown man and then she started cursing at me. Wtf is her problem. I'm still kinda heated about the whole situation. I don't know if she needs anger management or what, but she had no right to blow up on me and disrupt my peaceful morning with that crazy shit she came at me with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 that's a hint to get out the house and play in traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 You should post her beating the shit out of you on Youtube. It'll be comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 How is that possible when she's been in the deep freezer for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 You should post her beating the shit out of you on Youtube. It'd be comedy gold. he might actually make some actual income Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 You should post her beating the shit out of you on Youtube. It'll be comedy gold. That's not funny you domestic abusing psycho who probably does that all the time because he's frustrated that he can't get a girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 I'm relaxed now, but it really got me strung up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 That's not funny you domestic abusing psycho who probably does that all the time because he's frustrated that he can't get a girl! Whoa, didn't know she actually kicks your ass. Now I know. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 DAYUM! Nevermind these haters bruh.... Van Damme that bitch son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 good...my hope is that one day when she's kicking the ever living piss out of you something might click...and you'll start acting like a fucking adult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 DAYUM! Nevermind these haters bruh.... Van Damme that bitch son. Hint: this is actually sawdy's way of wanting you to move in with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 im gonna have to side with you on this zeni. if you weren't disrupting her morning, why would she disrespect you like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Can't wait for your PS-nothing to mysteriously disappear. Maybe you'll get it back. Or maybe you'll just continue to sit on your ass growing mold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Crazy story bro tell us more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Can't wait for your PS-nothing to mysteriously disappear. Maybe you'll get it back. Or maybe you'll just continue to sit on your ass growing mold. are you threatening to steal zeni's ps4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Hint: this is actually sawdy's way of wanting you to move in with him. Shit man, we would be having orange mocha frappaccinos every morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Shit man, we would be having orange mocha frappaccinos every morning! But only after he promised to let your kitty treat him like a living scratching post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Nala knows what's up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 good...my hope is that one day when she's kicking the ever living piss out of you something might click...and you'll start acting like an adult FTFY - remember, no fucking. This is Zeni we're talking about. so it's a no-nookie zone. No sex at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 It's good that you kept it cool and let it slide, she is your mother after all. But if she makes this a habit you might have to put her in her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 your mom sounds like a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 you guys fall for the bait too easily Yeah...yeah...I can't quit smoking, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 We should start a gofundme to buy Zeni's mom a cattle prod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 your mom sounds like a bitch I wouldn't go that far, but thank you for the support. I still haven't brought the garbage can in from the curb because she hasn't apologized yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 are you threatening to steal zeni's ps4? Hoping his mom takes his toys away and makes him sit in a corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Hoping his mom takes his toys away and makes him sit in a corner. She needs to kick him out of the house and change the locks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Shit man, we would be having orange mocha frappaccinos every morning! eww. orange mocha fraps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 I was peacefully sitting in front of the living room TV, playing my PS4, and she asks me to bring the garbage can back in, and I told her that I'd do it later, and then she just flipped the f--- out and was like, "You're 27 and all you do is sit in front of that TV drinking beer, watching your little cartoons, murder shows, and talking to people on PlayStation. You're not 5 anymore, start being a man." And then I told her mind your own business and I'm a grown man and then she started cursing at me. Wtf is her problem. I'm still kinda heated about the whole situation. I don't know if she needs anger management or what, but she had no right to blow up on me and disrupt my peaceful morning with that crazy shit she came at me with. Soinds to me you’re not much of a man. That is an ultimatum by the alpha female to get your shit together or get the fuck out. Honestly, by your age, I already had/have a place of my own, girlfriend, car, and bills paid, not to mention college under my belt. Sounds to me like you’re a beta male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Soinds to me you’re not much of a man. That is an ultimatum by the alpha female to get your shit together or get the fuck out. Honestly, by your age, I already had/have a place of my own, girlfriend, car, and bills paid, not to mention college under my belt. Sounds to me like you’re a beta male. ? Let's fuck on his bed and not wash the sheets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 You should give up this charade, and just be yourself. You might actually get further with the ladies, and people in general. It worked for me. And if my ass could get a girlfriend, you have no excuse whatsoever. Unless you're happy being a bottom shelf bitch pretending to be an alpha male. Whatever - it's your choice, chief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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