K_N Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Anyone done it? I'm going in for my surgical consult today. Can't wait to shoot blanks.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 I have not. Do you have kids and don't want any more, or are you trying to prevent yourself from ever having kids?
K_N Posted June 26, 2017 Author Posted June 26, 2017 I have not. Do you have kids and don't want any more, or are you trying to prevent yourself from ever having kids? Preventing myself from ever having them. I strongly dislike the idea of ever having kids, and if the desire so arose I think the socially responsible thing to do would be adoption anyways.
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Preventing myself from ever having them. I strongly dislike the idea of ever having kids, and if the desire so arose I think the socially responsible thing to do would be adoption anyways. I actually thought you had kids.....So, social responsibility huh.......So would you adopt a 12 year old?
K_N Posted June 26, 2017 Author Posted June 26, 2017 I actually thought you had kids.....So, social responsibility huh.......So would you adopt a 12 year old? You thought I had kids? Weird. Yeah, of course. I mean I'd probably prefer adopting older kids anyways - I can't see myself committing to 18 years of responsibility.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 You thought I had kids? Weird. Yeah, of course. I mean I'd probably prefer adopting older kids anyways - I can't see myself committing to 18 years of responsibility. Adopt a 17 year old, wait a year, then-- Yeah, I'm chanelling my inner Quagmire.
André Toulon Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 You thought I had kids? Weird. Yeah, of course. I mean I'd probably prefer adopting older kids anyways - I can't see myself committing to 18 years of responsibility. Well not because I thought I knew anything about you or something like that.....There was that dude that had the jigglebilly icon that claimed you had this huge family, wife kids, the whole 9 and shit and I just assumed he knew what he was talking about.
K_N Posted June 26, 2017 Author Posted June 26, 2017 Well not because I thought I knew anything about you or something like that.....There was that dude that had the jigglebilly icon that claimed you had this huge family, wife kids, the whole 9 and shit and I just assumed he knew what he was talking about. Nope. Never been married, no kids. Very few people on the internet know anything about my life, and those that do know a select amount of details.
Still Me Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 Anyone done it? I'm going in for my surgical consult today. Can't wait to shoot blanks. OOOH have them install one of them little flags that says BANG on it...
wacky1980 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 probably within the next year. wife hasn't decided for sure if she wants to be done having kids, but i'm perfectly content with the current litter. if she's not knocked up again by age 37, she said she'll be done then, and i'll get the snip.
GunStarHero Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 My dad got that done when he was in his 50s. Guess I disappointed him so much that he couldn't bare the thought of another me out there. But it's all good cause I am the lone progeny on that side of my family. The few cousins I have are adopted, so I'm the only one that can carry on the bloodline. And baby, it's going down with my ship. No mas.
NaBarney Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 That's cool, good work. We don't need any more anybodys than we're already going to have. Personally I kinda just assume I'm impotent.
Naraku4656 Posted June 26, 2017 Posted June 26, 2017 in order to think about that, we'd have to actually have sex to make it worth the money. you do know the group of people you're talking to right?
katt_goddess Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 It's a very quick and mostly painless out patient procedure. They numb the areas in question and then go in and snip-snip the spermy subway. I've heard it likened to dealing with a spider bite in a very obviously tender non-spider-visit area with a general ache time of anywhere from a week to 3 weeks, depending on your own pain tolerance levels and general healing ability. And it's reversible.
bnmjy Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 It's a very quick and mostly painless out patient procedure. They numb the areas in question and then go in and snip-snip the spermy subway. I've heard it likened to dealing with a spider bite in a very obviously tender non-spider-visit area with a general ache time of anywhere from a week to 3 weeks, depending on your own pain tolerance levels and general healing ability. And it's reversible. Just as I thought, the prudes are truly the most randy of us all.
sahockeygrl15 Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 Anyone done it? I'm going in for my surgical consult today. Can't wait to shoot blanks. can't say I've had it done... I hear it isn't so bad though
K_N Posted June 27, 2017 Author Posted June 27, 2017 OOOH have them install one of them little flags that says BANG on it... :D I want this.
K_N Posted June 27, 2017 Author Posted June 27, 2017 It's a very quick and mostly painless out patient procedure. They numb the areas in question and then go in and snip-snip the spermy subway. I've heard it likened to dealing with a spider bite in a very obviously tender non-spider-visit area with a general ache time of anywhere from a week to 3 weeks, depending on your own pain tolerance levels and general healing ability. And it's reversible. Yeah that's what I've heard. My dad had it done and he's said the same thing as the doctor and you. Though reversibility is something like a 25% possible thing.
K_N Posted June 27, 2017 Author Posted June 27, 2017 can't say I've had it done... I hear it isn't so bad though Yeah apparently there's some initial pain from the operation but no sex life difference. You still shoot your goo, it's just non-potent goo.
Admin Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 or else zombie sperms. like you shoot sperms they just make zombie babies instead of regular babies. I mean zombies happen. There's a lot of movies about it.
lupin_bebop Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 Can't. say I've done it. I understand the reasoning for it, especially if you're in a clown car kids situation. Otherwise I get it, and respect the decision. I'd be more afraid of zombie sperm than I would about the whole "Grr, I man" alpha male bullshit.
K_N Posted June 27, 2017 Author Posted June 27, 2017 or else zombie sperms. like you shoot sperms they just make zombie babies instead of regular babies. I mean zombies happen. There's a lot of movies about it. Can you knock up a regular girl with zombie sperm or does it have to be a zombie girl? Conversely can you knock up a zombie girl with regular sperm?
Admin Posted June 27, 2017 Posted June 27, 2017 the sperm is the thing. it doesn't really matter what you are, as long as your sperm is that.
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