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I am definitely not. I have to keep people on their toes to trick them into thinking I'm interesting.

My plan if I ever get picked is just to be honest with the judge. I'm gonna tell him I am an absolute scumbag. I will purposefully try to create a 12 Angry Man situation in that room and potentially sabotage that entire process.

I try to do it a lot. It makes talking to people more interesting, I think. I mentioned it on Facebook recently, but a couple recent changes I've made include calling people "bub," and when people ask how I'm doing, I've been responding "Not too shabby." It's been working out really well for me.

Ghosty is out of CONTROL right now.

Man, you really just rocked in here and slammed that racism right down on the table, huh?

Wouldn't have been a big deal, but people keep forgetting that it takes all of us and won't stay the fuck inside.

I'm damn near positive you can go to an amusement park and get a deep-fried Cheeto. This is America, my friend. Things that taste vaguely like other things are a staple of this great nation.

Wanna see my large hadron collider?

Yeah, I remember hearing they sold the property to a bar owner. Also, to answer a previous comment, yes, Midtown it definitely becoming more gentrified and the homeless are primarily downtown these days. Howard Street between 10th and 13th Street is lined with them at night.

I haven't shown anyone my appreciation since 1997. Frankly I'm not sure I still have it. It might have been lost during a move. Maybe it's still in a box somewhere.

Are you hitting on me right now?

Reported.

Shit, is Petrow's even around?The one on 60th closed, and I don't know if it's a franchise with multiple locations, or a stand-alone. Their onion rings were electric. I haven't been there since I was a kid.

Those names are definitely names. But I'm just trying to spice up the lingo a bit.

Hey, Sidon is husbando. Also, he would never roast Link for having a small dick. He's better than that. He would be nothing but supportive.

I have shown three people from the boards my pp. I will let those people release that information if they so choose. 😐

This thread could only have ever been about Steve Harvey. I think you know that.

I'm sure the picture is mind-blowing. However I can not make it out through the cracked screen on my phone.

I despise Steve Harvey as a person, and the fact that Jax looks like him in the new Mortal Kombat movie only makes me angrier at him. Is nothing sacred to this man? Is there anything that clown won't ruin? First Family Feud, then Miss America, now Mortal Kombat? Steve Harvey must be stopped.

Yeah, I don't do the bar there for that reason. Hy-Vee's alcohol selection is actually really fucking good for a grocery store. You can even get local brews if you're so inclined.

Thanks, dude. It's better today, but I haven't eaten since, and currently have no desire to do so.

See now, it's not the deli. It's actually a full-on restaurant and bar. I've had burgers from there, and they were decent. Not mind-blowing, by any means, but fine. But dude, while I was eating that BLT, I was like, "Yo, this is actually really fucking good right now!" Then I died. This was hours ago and I still have diarrhea. I should amend the original post to say I'm 110% sure. I've pooped four times since I made this fucking thread.

A store called Hy-Vee. I forget what they call their restaurant, but it's the store's restaurant. Not like a Subway inside a Walmart or something like that. It absolutely tore my guts apart.

It was fantastic, and also I am 80% sure I have food poisoning.

I'm always one drunk post away. Six-Pack Skiles, baby.