Skiles

Yeah, on my underwear. It makes for good reading while I'm on the toilet.

You know, now that he's passed on, I feel kinda bad for hating it.

And it's my favorite thing now. Doesn't it just read like it would be the name of a monster in a low-budget, bargain bin monster movie or book? "The townspeople trembled in fear as the mighty Algodon rampaged through the city."

That's a bummer, man. Even though I always despised the one song he's well-known for, I'm sure he was a good dude.

If you don't know, now ya know.

Dude, if a tsunami code existed, I would be fucking scared.

I get it. I definitely had a couple other random names on the boards before I started using that main. He was a 6'4, 265 lb. (all muscle) sports reporter who was married to a supermodel. Those were the days. Now I'm just a short, homeless alcoholic. AKA actual me.

45. I got a big-ass coat I can wear, and with those cheap, super-thin knit gloves, you can usually still use touch screens while wearing them. That and a couple pairs of socks, and I'm happy as a horse.

So if I put in the Konami code, I'll get rich?

That's incorrect. Poop is always funnier than shit. As a wise man once said: "Because shit is like 'ah, shit.' But poop is like 'heh heh, poop.'"

But I think "poops and laughs" is better. I'm considering emailing the NII about potentially eliminating the former in favor of the latter, but I figured I'd get your thoughts first.

I'm gonna have to write the manager of this place a very strongly-worded letter.

I'm finally starting to feel like one of the oldheads around here. When does my senior discount card arrive? There's a lovely little brunch spot just down the road.

Rarely do I feel such a sense of state pride.

RIP No_holds_barred. You left us... well, right on time.

And I think that's hilarious.

Your ancestors would be ashamed. Or confused. Especially if you brought them back from the dead. Why the fuck did you bring them back from the dead anyway, you jerk?

Did some laundry, finished a crossword puzzle, didn't drink. That was my day. I'd say those are worthy of props, but they may not quite make the cut for big ups.

He's just trying to stop people from eating shitty, second-rate pizza. The Noid has been villainized ever since he came to be. He's a martyr. Basically, The Noid is Jesus.

I mean, name a genre of music that uses the term "booty" more than hip-hop. Stop fishing for racism where it doesn't exist, my dude. It's nothing but love on my end. <3

They were merely sent to The Pile. I was born in The Pile. Molded by it.

If it has the word "mama" in it, replace it with "mommy." It also works if you replace "booty" with "anus" in any hip-hop song.

But sports are fucking e p i c

I have no clue how the seeding and brackets work in college ball. It seems overly complicated for no reason.