Skiles

At his age (probably close to 80), what was I gonna do, change his mind? Talk him out of it?Beat an old man to a pulp? That would not feel good, or cathartic, or justified. Once you get to a certain age, you're done learning lessons. You are who you are. Besides that, I'm a coward, and I get sick when confrontation happens. I won't deny that. Trust me, there's not a criticism that exists that you could throw at me, that I don't already think about myself. I stink as a person. I know that. My whole thing is, I'm just trying to get through life.

There was a black guy on the bus as well, and the old white walked all the way to the back where I was. Then he straight up told me he "Didn't want to be by that n*****." I was just like, "Alright then, bub," and put my earbuds back in. But it's okay, because racism is dead, guys. Don't worry.

I'll bet he sees brand new cars and thinks, "There's gotta be some way to fuck it..."

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I had two shots of vodka to help my Atarax and Trazadone get off their asses. Your boy needs his beauty sleep.

Since he's dead, and also not real, I'm adopting the latter nickname.

... Fair play.

That's a show I've come to respect over time. I didn't appreciate it at the time. Same with How I Met Your Mother, which I think is also severely underrated.

-nt

That's one that still makes me chuckle. We can keep that one.

Don't worry, all dogs go to Heaven.

Everything I do sucks.

I dunno. I wish her well though, I guess.

Was that a thing? I guess I never followed up on that particular family.

Because I backtraced it.

Uncle COVID came and shot about 70 million, I heard.

Well, I did get promoted recently, so maybe they're digging it. Maybe I'll stuff 'em both through there and see what happens.

I've been trying. No one has said anything yet, but if I get fired out of the blue, I'll know why.

That's okay. It's not quite on the same level, but one pair of my work pants has a huge hole in the crotch. I get paranoid about it.

I mean, they aren't particularly strong, just thick. But generally speaking I'm not a huge stout guy. I'm a simple bumpkin from the Midwest. I'll take a Bud Heavy over a craft beer most times.

Nicely done, my friend. I love tap Guinness, but I can't drink a lot of it.. Too heavy.

It could be if you're dedicated to the cause.

All that's going on is I'm on the A train to wet brain.

How did you get this picture of me?