garbagepailcat

I’m having a hard time telling any of those hands apart and now I feel insane.

I like nice veiny hands. 😈

I know, but let me explain my position. When I started driving, I was fucking terrified. I thought about everything all at once. Everything that I needed to do. Everything that could go wrong. I thought about it so much that it paralyzed me. Someone kindly (maybe jokingly) told me just to not think about it and to let my brain and body go into autopilot. That shit works. You're overthinking all of it, always and forever. Just relax. Don’t think about it. Go into autopilot.

Hands arms and thighs are nice too.

My guy, you are putting way too much thought into it.

Just started rewatching neon genesis. 🤘

Let’s take pregnancy tests together in a few weeks.

Maybe they just wanna make you cum

Oh, I’m a little goblin, but thank you.

I’m down but commando only

limp wrist

This is beautiful

I made three wreaths this month. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I wish my grandma’s dead husband’s family weren’t such stingy, paranoid assholes. Now I have to spend my yeast infected day prowling through a basement and gathering my grandma’s things, and I know these high horse riding cunts are going to have some feelings about me even being there. I don’t want your water damaged Pink Floyd records or your dead mother’s rattan furniture, Ricky. I’m just trying to get my grandmother out of your unwelcoming home as soon as fucking possible.

From saving birds straight to chopping up sea critters. It’s all about balance.

@Vela, you’re exactly right. Fuck that dresser. It’s trying to ruin my marriage.

Are you asexual?

He’s home and very apologetic. I’m demanding that the bra remains flying.

Nah, it’s a bra for ants

Like I get that it’s not a big deal and really not his fault, but goddamnit it’s annoying as hell

He has moved this dresser twice since they broke up. He really should have checked his shit better before bringing it into our shared space.

I CAN AND I WILL

It sounds worse than it is, but it’s kind of shitty and my husband is an idiot.

Mostly. I’m also real tired of getting a daily reminder of my husband’s ex girlfriend for no good reason.

So now I wait. I cancelled plans and put on makeup just to be a crazy person when he gets home.