garbagepailcat

It’s been one week

Get outta here with that shit, my sweet dude.

I’m needy anyway, so I guess I’ve been practicing. Thanks for the kind words, Scoob.

Only once I swear

So in your mind, I would need to be unmarried to be afraid of an event that is going to change my life forever? Silly.

Yes and no

All of it.

I live like 15 minutes away from a billboard that reads “this is squid country”

Fuck off

Let’s all talk about my body

Lol. I read once that you can tell how close a person lives to Atlanta by how many of the T’s get pronounced.

It ain’t taut anyway.

😂

Thanks? I know what you mean. It’s pretty real tho.

it doesn’t seem real and idk how to feel and I’m terrified

I’m late for a very important date.

I have moonshine in my liquor cabinet, but I lack the overalls. If I drink the jar, will the overalls appear?

Rad. Might need a frame to really add the “I’m a real adult” flair. I’m still in the process of hanging all my stuff up around the house. I’m too afraid of commitment and putting holes in my walls.

It’s a piece of bread I’m p sure

He has destroyed: two pair of blinds and a gutter

Milani makes a “liquid-like” pencil that I like. Idk if it’s still in production though I know you said no liquid, but maybelline line works has been my go to since I was like 13. It works so well. Doesn’t smudge or chip away. Black as black can be. Easy to use cause of the sponge applicator. CHEAP.

I thought about this immediately, but everyone told me that geese aren’t parakeets and you can’t just clip their wings cause they can’t get away from predators. I’m not holding my breath about it showing back up, but man, they were sweet together.

Yes. This. He’s a guardian dog, and he needs something to guard.

We’re all animals.