garbagepailcat

Oh yeah. He won’t get off work for another hour.

Scoob and beardguy understand. IT’S STILL SOME OL BULLSHIT THO

It came with the house. I had no real interest in it until today when I realized I could use it to raise hell.

God. Is it really? That makes it better.

Just hang it from a flagpole.

It’s his ex girlfriend’s. It had fallen behind the drawer which he “could have sworn he cleaned out half a decade ago.” To the chagrin of everyone involved, some of my T-shirts had also fallen behind the drawer. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ;fucking eyerolls into outer space;

It’s not as bad as it seems, but it’s still pissing me off real nice.

in the chest of drawers that my husband and I share. she’s flying high until further notice.

For two years in a row my husband’s family have insisted on taking me out to dinner on my birthday. For two years in a row they have talked about my husband’s ex girlfriend during my goddamn birthday dinner. ITS FUCKING RUDE AND I DONT WANT TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU ASSHOLES

There are giraffes and tigers and elephants.

It’s beautiful. I would have never been able to see this much detail unless I saw the painting in person. I paid way too much for it though. It’s from society 6. Yeah, Bosch did a lot of religious stuff. This is after man’s fall from grace. It’s the center painting in the triptych.

Damnit. I know a guy who always keeps his shower curtain open because he’s afraid of people hiding behind it. I thought you might have been one of those people but like really committed.

Are you just using a liner for a shower curtain?

There are people of color in this painting.

100% yesterday I found a caticorn and someone getting flowers shoved in their butt.

That’s actually a beautiful idea. Please do it.

It’s a good time, for sure. There is so much detail. I find something new every time I shit.

I don’t know what this means, but believe me when I say that my house is cleaner than anything you’ve ever touched.

Part of Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights never going to get bored in the bathroom ever again

I shit myself. Jokes on me.

Thank you! Time to eat chicken nuggets and cheesecake until I puke.

Judge not by the decor but by the fried chicken also, it hasn’t changed since it opened in the 50s, for better or worse.

I wish. It’s a weird all you can eat restaurant where you sometimes sit with strangers and all the tables are lazy Susans.

Well you just lost your chance at the Bea’s, and that’s a much bigger loss.