garbagepailcat

I’m still not smoking. BOOOOOO

She’s hot. What’s her name?

Always thought it was “make haste” and now I’m dumb.

Y’all can come harvest it out of my yard if you want. It grows a foot overnight.

It’s destroying my porch, yard, and trees, and I’m not strong or persistent enough to do shit with it. I need a bulldozer and a couple extra thousand dollars laying around.

That is all.

Help you with ya career, just a little

It’s just a dumb Instagram filter. Idk what anyone else is talking about tho because I don’t have boobs for a fact.

laugh at my lil chicken wing arm and hand

His wife can identify him by penis.

I’d probably just do it on Facebook and save myself the trouble, but a hand delivered package would carry a certain weight.

fur boy

I would have already done it. Like damn, ruin some lives. Quit fuckin around.

As it turns out, my clothes will be just fine! They don’t really care what I wear as long as it’s not inappropriate. Tattoos don’t have to be covered or anything!

Do you visit the graves of dead relatives and friends? My family has always kept flowers on headstones, but it has always seemed a little weird to me. I found myself beside the graveyard today while I had about half an hour to kill, so I went to see a friend’s grave, kind of just to see if I could still find it because it only has a small marker and kind of because he’s been on my mind. Anyway, I didn’t really know what to do once I found it, so I just hit my vape pen a few times. Seemed appropriate and kind of full circle since I used to skip high school to go flop around in his bed and smoke rollies.

Thanks, y’all. Also, thanks for giving me a place to anxiously ramble about things and for all the helpful advice. ❤️❤️❤️

You get a job! And you get a job! And you get a job!!!

What a nerd

Thank you for thinking that. I agree, but I also can see her side of it. She’s 7 minutes late rn, so I’m hoping something came up and we have to reschedule.

That’s the thing. She’s not out of place or doing anything with ill will. I’m just a crazy person, and she doesn’t know it yet.

Yes. This.

I absolutely hate everything about this. She’s close with her other daughter in law. They live next door and do stuff together all the time. I feel like she’s trying to do the same thing with me, but I’m not capable of it. I am not a functional human who does functional human stuff. I like my immediate family and the three friends I’ve had for 20 years and that’s it. Nothing more. Sometimes something less. She’s a lovely lady and sweet as can be, but I fucking hate social niceties. I don’t go shopping. I buy shit online so I don’t get overwhelmed by choices. I don’t eat until like 3 or 4 every day, so I’m going to have to force myself to eat. I wish I could just say tell her that I didn’t want to do this, but there’s no polite way to do that. She really cornered me into it. Further complaints: my husband’s cousin (who I’ve never even met) is getting married next month, and we’re expected to drive 6 hours to Mississippi to attend. We weren’t going until like 6 different people in his family asked us to go, so we figured we could make a road trip out of it. See something cool on the way so it wasn’t a waste. Now my in laws want us to ride with them and like ???? No. I don’t even want to go. I certainly don’t want my plans to be determined by or based around someone else’s itinerary. That takes this from “shit trip” to “make the best of it” to “I’m going to be completely uncomfortable for like three days straight.” I hate this. I hate my anxiety. I hate that I married into such a normal family. My completely dysfunctional family would never act this way. This has been a rant. Thank you.

That’s the actual worst. Good luck getting everything done (or at least at a good stopping point 😅) We’ve still got one room in our house to paint, but I have a little drywall work to do and just keep putting it off cause we don’t ever go in there and I don’t want to dry my hands out.

She wants to get lunch and go shopping, which is sweet and all but also not my bag and feels really forced and also things are still very uncomfortable after the texting thing happened