NaBarney

I'm at work and there's a corporate inspector here so I'm just trying to look and act as normal as possible.

The only thing I can remember from my list which I deleted in cowardly fashion: the first 2/3 of hookup hotshot vids since they start out great but always end in anal sex that's hard to watch.

Last year someone April Foolsed me saying they got pregnant with my germs After the few seconds of complete shock wore off, I went straight into thinking of ways to run away and hide under a new identity

All scaly and full of magic and sharp hooks

Browsing this thread again I saw my post and was like "how did this thread get my truth serum answer?? DELT DLET"

Please let this happen. Oh God if you could record audio of his nervous excursions to the convenience stores where he's routinely victimized

Ankylosaurus

There's a lot going on in that hotel room

Ankylosaurus

No, no

I am not less confused

If I lived somewhere with truly heinous winters in like idk Ohio or worse I would probably try to work temp jobs or something to structure my life so that I could save up during the warm months and just sit at home collecting unemployment during the like 4 month winter of shit

I have a few guesses as to what SFM might possibly stand for in the context of porn, but the robots specifically makes me think none of those guesses are right.

Still haven't seen that. Or Anchorman.

You can become a walrus again, you know, if you feel that you are truly a walrus at heart

Sounds like you'll be seeing him again

It's not right to make me remember how hated I am like this

Doing marijuana made it so that my soul belongs to the devil now

Just so you know what's up, Taco Bell will have fries this year

I click sometimes if I'm curious what was said, like if they're having a convo with someone and it's getting heated and I want to see what they're saying, but usually not

He never showed up. I don't think he knows about this place. Very sad, he was my all time favorite user.

I don't know. Probably 2011 and 2012 living with roommates in a shitty apartment complex full of college students. I worked 3 easy shifts a week, smoked a ton of good weed, frequently got texts from a wide variety of people wanting to hang out, could easily find something to do and someone to do it with on any given night, felt like I could do anything with my life

Neckfat_ChokingOnPillz.mp3

Yellow bellied snake in the grass