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NaBarney

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  1. I heard a noise coming from my dog's food bowl which I've been keeping in the bedroom. I look over and there's a mouse in it like holding dog food, carrying multiple bits somehow. It runs underneath the door out of the room. I stumble after it in a daze but can't figure where in the apartment it went. Eighteen hours later I'm getting ready for work and I put on a shoe and it's half full of dog food
  2. It's alright, they always have a few good original shows going at any given time. Some of it is really bad. Apollo Gauntlet. The jellies looks bad
  3. It gets more blue
  4. Bigfoots are interdimensional beings. They pass through earth from time to time but by and large they don't live and die here.
  5. I'm about to start Wormwood bc its probably way better
  6. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT, ARRRGGHH!
  7. Nobody knows what you're talking about
  8. You made one here too in 2017...at least I'm pretty sure
  9. They'll read your fanfics when ghostrek does
  10. A mattress on the floor
  11. Ron Ghoul
  12. It ok it ok, these are still safely in my hand
  13. You can cook my eggs easily, if you want
  14. Ya I should be alright. I almost did one semi serious fuckup and spent like 30 minutes trying to come up with convincing lies to deflect blame away from myself but I got it figured out so now just jerking off in the back office until the parade of mgrs gets here in the morning and I can leave
  15. Idk I haven't seen him and hopefully won't. Usually they walk around checking things and bullshitting half the night and sometimes try to surprise me with something and see if I respond correctly but I'm pretty sure he's just asleep. He's a hotel inspector
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