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NaBarney

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  1. Praying Jesus lets me live to see the water wars
  2. My Lyft driver tonight looked like Santa
  3. Jesus is the reason for everything Thank you for all the wonderful things you gave to our failing planet this year Jesus
  4. I think those people just ride the bus all day, I've never talked to them but people wearing tinfoil on their heads is a real thing.
  5. I said merry Christmas to a millennial and they savaged me
  6. Today is Merry Christmas and only Merry Christmas
  7. They're going to take Christmas away from you
  8. Pop a mysterious off-white substance I'm sweatin
  9. But your mom's got a fuck date after church
  10. Not going to church and preventing a pregnancy are both good decisions, she's a wunderkind
  11. Big ups to Madison for making good decisions
  12. That's really awful, I'm so sorry.
  13. Tell yourself whatever you want, the only one fucking you tonight will be your employer
  14. Maybe tomorrow, if you can wake up early enough before work
  15. Because you need to produce Gordon will think you are missing Christmas because you hate him, and in a way maybe that is better than him being able to understand the truth, that you have no agency
  16. Move to a normal state where cops can't tell if your insurance has lapsed, idk what I'd do if I had to deal with that Robocop garbage
  17. Nope you're going to have to work much later tonight
  18. No you have to work
  19. ...in several weeks once he's done formatting his gargantuan post
  20. MRSA CRUSTMESS TOO ALL MY STUPID FRIENDS
  21. I hope I am not blocked because poof is great, but I totally understand why anyone would want to block me
  22. Sometimes you're just 100% done with someone's particular style of shitposting so ignoring them makes your world a better place
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