NaBarney

Yo you have to post that shit

The baked mouse was real, I didn't actually die in a car crash last year, the worms *might* be real

Damn Nvm I completely support this thread

There's one thread from that weird, 6 month post lithium asmb where pretty much all the other mods just quit Who should I ask about who I should ask about possibly ever seeing it again or screencapping it, like if I really needed it, or was an eccentric millionaire or something, who has the keys to the kangdom

Hell no I ain't given the internet my prints

Yeah keep trying weed until it works. It's scary but it gets better

He means his frighteningly large collection of children's shoes which he couldn't explain to the landlord, the real reason he's being evicted

Dunno the science behind mouth swabs. I assume they're just bunk bc I've never done anything special to get around them (I've heard mouthwash or even sucking on a mint prior can allow anyone to pass) and am 3 for 3, even smoked day of for one although I did brush my teeth afterward, but it's also entirely possible that I failed all of them and each hiring person administering the test just pretended like I didn't since they were always desperate for basic laborers (a staffing agency for an Amazon warehouse in November, etc) I mean they take a glance then throw em right in the garbage so it's not like there's any safeguards against that.

Yeah, easiest test in the world - it's for like when they want to say they drug test but don't actually want to turn away any warm bodies.

If you're just trying to pass a piss test or mouth swab then there's no reason not to smoke once a week, those tests are really easy to trick. For your health

There's a lot of crumbs and pet hair and stuff in my bed because it's where I take my meals and the sheets never get changed

Are you a hero

Well then you did good sharing your insecurities and shortcomings here, collectively we're pretty good at making sure to remind you of your failures if and when you ever stumble, relish it really. We got your back you drunken fool Less helpful note but man it's been awhile and this thread really made me want a beer so I just bought a six pack.

I must

Why so much beer? Why not liquor Sorry that's probably not a helpful line of thought

I just woke up. It sounds like there's a bat in my house. Gotta stop leaving the front door open

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Madison rn

Check out this interview sponges, I had to listen to it twice to really get what he was saying but you pretty much just spelled it out in your own. https://thisishell.com/interviews/990-riccardo-manzotti "Our mind is a world. Our mind is literally made of the objects that surround our body. I think it's very reassuring - because we are no longer prisoners of our body, we are no longer prisoners of our brain - but we are the external world, we are a universe, we are the world we have an experience of. So when we see a color, we are made of that color. When we see a rainbow, we are made of that rainbow. The world makes us, in a very strong and literal sense."

This guy's doing it all wrong, he's supposed to speak about a coming cataclysm and form a cult

How can a door be a jar

I don't think your novel is ever going to offend anyone. Not one single person will be offended by whatever you write. Nobody at all, ever.

Pissgoblins