NaBarney

They're just going to steal mine again, so whatever

Oh what up Threadless I think AS used to air that during every commercial break for about nine years, like what Going South was to Comedy Central The soundtrack to my sedentary adolescence

I just got off work and immediately called out for tonight because not doing that shit again. Haven't been sick in like over a year and haven't called out since 2014. My shirt sleeves are covered in slimy slugtrails and I can't stop my eyes from tearing up

Four fucking cats

Naballoom

He is all of our racist cheeseburger granddad who we openly hate and mock and can't wait for the fat greasy cheeseburger in his chest to explode

I rated your story lower than all of the others

I remember hmodestg this song on the school bus radio all the time when I was 9 or 10 and I remember one particular cold spring morning deep in the country the smell of those old brown seats and the inside of backpacks and the line "mama works on carburetors" and looking over at this redneck ass kid in shitty jeans who was looking all serious out the window It was like modest mouse for elementary school kids

Ur dead

I drank a bunch of dxm cough medicine and finally feel like I'm getting better instead of worse but maybe I'm just high

The only vice show I watch Hamilton's Pharmacopeia (new season is lit) I like when the drug taking portion of the show is a disappointment I also want to see that late night talk show w the two black guys who I don't know, looks like it might be funny

Made especially funny by the news today that Kyrie last sunmer threatened to have knee surgery and sit out the season unless he was traded away from LeBron

That's the only one I haven't seen besides maybe a Vs Predator.

Just sitting there in the shit room, eating the wettest stickiest most time consuming fruit.

I saw the kid swinging his hands around on Kevin Garnett's NBA show and had a what the fuck is wrong with the world these days moment

Me u and buddy were supposed to be making these :'(

Speaking of killing people, don't kiss within view of any lone wolf incel males brooding in their cars or a big news story might happen

It's like having sex with a Bratz doll

Mix things up on em, dry out for a little while but start smoking drugs in the bathroom

This is becoming quite sad

Oh my God you ate her

I use two thumbs. I am typing this post your way. It is pretty weird but i could see getting used to this. I hold pens and pencils a unique way that everyone always comments on. Basically I just grip it between my middle and ring fingers

No one told you when to run, you've missed the starting gun