NaBarney

☭☭☭

☭☭☭

Never.

They'll read your fanfics when ghostrek does

A mattress on the floor

Ron Ghoul

It ok it ok, these are still safely in my hand

You can cook my eggs easily, if you want

Ya I should be alright. I almost did one semi serious fuckup and spent like 30 minutes trying to come up with convincing lies to deflect blame away from myself but I got it figured out so now just jerking off in the back office until the parade of mgrs gets here in the morning and I can leave

Idk I haven't seen him and hopefully won't. Usually they walk around checking things and bullshitting half the night and sometimes try to surprise me with something and see if I respond correctly but I'm pretty sure he's just asleep. He's a hotel inspector

I'm at work and there's a corporate inspector here so I'm just trying to look and act as normal as possible.

The only thing I can remember from my list which I deleted in cowardly fashion: the first 2/3 of hookup hotshot vids since they start out great but always end in anal sex that's hard to watch.

Last year someone April Foolsed me saying they got pregnant with my germs After the few seconds of complete shock wore off, I went straight into thinking of ways to run away and hide under a new identity

All scaly and full of magic and sharp hooks

Browsing this thread again I saw my post and was like "how did this thread get my truth serum answer?? DELT DLET"

Please let this happen. Oh God if you could record audio of his nervous excursions to the convenience stores where he's routinely victimized

Ankylosaurus

There's a lot going on in that hotel room

Ankylosaurus

No, no

I am not less confused

If I lived somewhere with truly heinous winters in like idk Ohio or worse I would probably try to work temp jobs or something to structure my life so that I could save up during the warm months and just sit at home collecting unemployment during the like 4 month winter of shit

I have a few guesses as to what SFM might possibly stand for in the context of porn, but the robots specifically makes me think none of those guesses are right.