NaBarney

Google it and the minimum tank size required for your turtle while you're at it. I'm trying to keep this doomed bitch from ending up like all your bettas

Cool, definitely go for a 55 gallon

They're $8 at walmart

At least throw his ass in a big Rubbermaid tote

Is that a 10 gallon piss puddle he's in Smh

You might as well release him since they need like 100 gallon tanks when they're adults and I know you're just gonna leave him in whatever dirty puddle he's been stewing in

Hmmm You could paint tomorrow Like the concept

Was your entire dick cut off in a nasty circumcision accident or something, is that why you're like this

IMMA FUCKING WALKING LEOPARD SPOTS NO I'M NOT THREESOMES WITH SOME FUCKING DALMATION DOGS, PONGO

You're looking at the bottom of the whole fuckin barrel

They're just going to steal mine again, so whatever

Oh what up Threadless I think AS used to air that during every commercial break for about nine years, like what Going South was to Comedy Central The soundtrack to my sedentary adolescence

I just got off work and immediately called out for tonight because not doing that shit again. Haven't been sick in like over a year and haven't called out since 2014. My shirt sleeves are covered in slimy slugtrails and I can't stop my eyes from tearing up

Four fucking cats

Naballoom

He is all of our racist cheeseburger granddad who we openly hate and mock and can't wait for the fat greasy cheeseburger in his chest to explode

I rated your story lower than all of the others

I remember hmodestg this song on the school bus radio all the time when I was 9 or 10 and I remember one particular cold spring morning deep in the country the smell of those old brown seats and the inside of backpacks and the line "mama works on carburetors" and looking over at this redneck ass kid in shitty jeans who was looking all serious out the window It was like modest mouse for elementary school kids

Ur dead

I drank a bunch of dxm cough medicine and finally feel like I'm getting better instead of worse but maybe I'm just high

The only vice show I watch Hamilton's Pharmacopeia (new season is lit) I like when the drug taking portion of the show is a disappointment I also want to see that late night talk show w the two black guys who I don't know, looks like it might be funny

Made especially funny by the news today that Kyrie last sunmer threatened to have knee surgery and sit out the season unless he was traded away from LeBron