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It was getting pretty out of hand. I think buddy scared him by making it sound like such a sure thing, his formidable resolve to always fail was starting to waver

Let us know how it goes, your all work no play shtick is fun to follow.

I really, really hate Fosters, but I have to say the worst is Beer 30. Even though I haven't had any in like almost ten years, it's etched into my mind as the very worst

It's going to suck having to talk to the FBI after zeni kills people just because I post here

Also they call the heimlich maneuver abdominal thrusts now for some reason, which sounds like a wrestling/Pokemon/sex move to me

I don't think he enjoys work as much as he is just miserable and bored and fed up with being at a loss of what to do with himself when he's on his own time, so next to that going to work becomes enjoyable because he has his tasks, you know, he has his little list of whatever things to do, it's a place where he's welcome that isn't his house, gets to see people he knows, probably gets complimented from time to time on the good job he's doing, so even though it sounds like he feels the company doesn't value his health, is detrimental to his mental health in that he's afraid to seek the help he might need, it's still the best thing he's got going currently and has been for probably a long time. This is the only sense of it I can make at least. I mean even Phillies has a harder job than me and I still hate going to work and being there so fucking much it's indescribable

They do still teach it, they just really emphasize chest compressions now. I had to get my cpr cert renewed last month and they still made us blow into the mouth slits of those dummies to make their chest rise.

What hobbies have you tried and what do you mean by tried I can advise you on how to get a heavily planted fish tank running for right around $100, hours of...well, something to pay attention to, if nothing else You could also join a local organization doing good and help them out and make some outside of work connections and relationships. Give you something to do, like work which you love so much

I really don't know how you do it. I'll take the March heat waves over that bull mess.

70° today After not seeing a house fly in months there's four stuck between the screen door and the back door I never use, and there's tiny ants in the kitchen who I have never seen before. I hope I get to see a big ass snake sunbathing or something. One time I found a snapping turtle digging itself out of the creek mud it spent the winter sleeping in, flinging dirt far and wide. Welcome back boys

Who stole it? Better set up a spy cam

Rondo is a baller though and ET is beloved

Was about to say this dude is either white Rondo or ET. I'm just going to comment on everybody's hands

Yo you have to post that shit

The baked mouse was real, I didn't actually die in a car crash last year, the worms *might* be real

Damn Nvm I completely support this thread

There's one thread from that weird, 6 month post lithium asmb where pretty much all the other mods just quit Who should I ask about who I should ask about possibly ever seeing it again or screencapping it, like if I really needed it, or was an eccentric millionaire or something, who has the keys to the kangdom

Hell no I ain't given the internet my prints

Yeah keep trying weed until it works. It's scary but it gets better

He means his frighteningly large collection of children's shoes which he couldn't explain to the landlord, the real reason he's being evicted

Dunno the science behind mouth swabs. I assume they're just bunk bc I've never done anything special to get around them (I've heard mouthwash or even sucking on a mint prior can allow anyone to pass) and am 3 for 3, even smoked day of for one although I did brush my teeth afterward, but it's also entirely possible that I failed all of them and each hiring person administering the test just pretended like I didn't since they were always desperate for basic laborers (a staffing agency for an Amazon warehouse in November, etc) I mean they take a glance then throw em right in the garbage so it's not like there's any safeguards against that.

Yeah, easiest test in the world - it's for like when they want to say they drug test but don't actually want to turn away any warm bodies.

If you're just trying to pass a piss test or mouth swab then there's no reason not to smoke once a week, those tests are really easy to trick. For your health

There's a lot of crumbs and pet hair and stuff in my bed because it's where I take my meals and the sheets never get changed

Are you a hero